Nobody can hack your device if you keep it in your pocket

Nobody can hack your device if you keep it in your pocket.

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But user, it's jewtel. There has to be something that fucks you up security-wise

cope

>intel
Kys

>keep it in your pocket
>never plug it in
>unhackable

Zotac mini PC is better.

*prison pocket

What's the best device like this for $50 and under?

SHITEL PORTABLE POZZED HOUSEFIRES

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incorrect

do the atoms in these have the back door?

>intel
comes pre hacked
>cant be hacked

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I got a first gen one of these

>intel
>wifi
>bluetooth
>...
>unhackable

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the RAM is NFC

Nobody can hack your device if it's already hacked!

Hey faggot, give me your device!

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Are these good enough for 4k videos?

raspberry pi 3 b +

They're alright. They don't take well to any abuse and Windows 10 Home is... you know.

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What's wrong? My shittop has roughly the same passmark score as the weakest atom x5 and works fine with W10 LTSC.

They're fine for what I use them for. But they are not as robust as a laptop - seem to die easier. Not sure if it's power related or what, but I've got 4 in front of me that don't light up when plugged in.

I've got one that I was using with an external HDD as a cheap-ass NAS that's stuck in a boot loop.

How does this compare to the FireStick 4k? Seems like this would be able to run Kodi with 8k movies.

So then what? Throw it in the ocean? Seems like some aspy should be able to get them up again, right? I've cracked a few open to see if there was anything I could figure out, but I'm pretty Cro-Magnon.

*connects to wifi*
compelling argument there, user

>atom
into the trash it goes

Yeah but what operating system does it run?

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I'm dogshit tired of windows. How to get 'windows-only' software to run on something that doesn't update fuck me?

ltsc

>$300 OS upgrade
>$100 computer
>stuck in bootloop

Its x86 for under $50.

x86 is 32 Bit and x86 is unsupported by Apple by now. Amd64 is the new arch, also still supported by Apple. They call it "64 Bit" though.

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Who cares what's supported by applel or not. 98% of Applel's users don't even know what is a fucking architecture. Fuck off you reverse shill, neck yourself.

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Intel doesn't even care about Ryzen 3000 to the point they release a USB stick with an Intel Atom inside.

If the system can't run 99% of the software in the world, its useless. More specifically, if it can't run softwares you use, its trash.

I agree.

Top is High Sierra, bottom is Mojave.

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>imagine a 4 core Zen2+3CU Navi inside this form factor
>but muh power/thermal requirements
>1.5ghz max, problem solved.

>atom
Welcome to 2006-level performance.

Intel ME

>Security notch
is this the latest söyspeak for kensington lock slots?

>Intel
>Nobody can hack
>Intel literally has deeper level access than I ever could at any time

>paying for windows
lmao

it doesn't have a battery though. in your pocket it cannot do anything without power

the security notch will keep you secure

when will they put RTX 2080 gpu's in these things?

But whenever you connect it, Intel ME instantly updates your profile on triple letter agency database.