Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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ok

Whoah! I was not expecting that.

Y'all motherfuckers need jesus

I've actually seen my mother's breasts quite a bit.

:(((

turn that frown upside down

I have seen boobs of my mothers friends
and my uncle wifes

tfw no fat mexican tiddies to smother my face with

degenerate

t-thank you

QUICK PUT YER COCK IN ME GO ON THEN YOU FUCKIN POOF PUT YER FUCKING COCK IN ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA YOU PERVY LITTLE SPAFF, PUT IT IN ME ALREADEH!

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Now that is based

>wifes
thats pretty based
shut the fuck up england dont say that ever again

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i wanna see who wrote this copypasta in the first place

TIRED OF SHAGGIN TERRIERS YET, LEAF-SAN? HOW'S ABOUT A GO ON THE OL' COCK WALLET?

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Jeezums fucking Crikes

See it

yeah

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This really make my peepee go up

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youtu.be/D5UeNcdFSgs

RARE

I will never stop laughing about some neckbeard creating a copypasta that so many incels get boners to.

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The most hillarious part is that it checks off 4 on the symptoms of gay Dr. Chen put out.

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If they're not here yet I guess I ain't summoning them, wanted their opinion on a running meme

here's the neckbeard in question

Such cringe.. laughing much more than I was before.

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NICEFAGfag here, ama

Everything in it's right time. Everything in the right place. 'least Kureizy isn't trying to convert me or spamming porn.

Either way the gayposters need to follow kureizy's lead and leave straights the fuck alone, otherwise they're not making any friends.

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