>mom found the stage 3 tarball
Mom found the stage 3 tarball
mfw mom's a better admin than anyone on Jow Forums
>mom found the reaction image folder
and then she deleted it so i have no pic to add to the thread :^(
>sis ran pacman -Syu
it's over
>dad found out I was using Ubuntu instead of installing Gentoo
>dad called me a faggot bitch because I don't run slackware
Install nixos you brainlets
You're not my son anymore
Your mom sounds like a real cunt, pal.
>brother found out I was using CentOS on my server
You deserve what you get. Fucking outdated kernel nonsense.
>uncle found my raid array
>Mum found the gnu partition
>brother updated the kernel without deblobbing it
>oh yeah, we have no idea how that was done
>it's just been working fine for years, don't mess with it
>if it goes down we are fucked, not even the knows how to fix it
mon visage quand I managed to figure out how to fix and replicate it if it goes down. 10 years they've been crossing their fingers hoping to God nothing breaks
>this will be reported to root
>mom runs root
>little brother encrypted the boot partition
>Grammy updated my Arch install
>sister found the luks
>jannies deleted my post because it contained a pony
Mom connected with MTP active
Mom joined stepson in family orgy
>mom starts yelling my username from the next room
>Uncle force pushed to origin/master
REMINDER: 15 episodes left and you pieces of shit finally fucking die forever.
Dad said running this would make me a man
:(){ :|: & };:
>mom found the Plan 9 machine
>Lil bro removed the void warranty sticker on the PSU
>sister want me to drown her in packets
>uncle pentested the backdoor
>mom compiled with -Ofast
>redditors got out of the quarantine board