Is Google a good employer? What exactly does he do there?

he's our dad, show some respect

>dad
He looks like a zoomer that masturbates to cam girls dressing up as video game characters and sticking their tongues out.

Apparently he created and moderates* some kind of internal imageboard that Google employees use.

*This means he spies on Google employees so he can report wrongthink to their bosses.

Google, like the other FAANGs are infected with the SJW disease. Google appears to have the biggest infection.

Source: I work for the FAANG.

he's a trophy employee

>advertising some nobody's blog on 4channel
sage

It's better than the vast majority of companies, but that's not exactly a high bar. Still a wage slave.

This.

Google picks up influential people for bragging rights and preventing competitors from being close to influential people.

Lots of the time, if these people are software engineers, you'll see a generic "Member of Techinal Staff", or just " MTS" on LinkedIn. These people are just paid $400k in total comp per year to do their normal (often influential) work while being in the building.

The guy who maintains git is a good. Google obviously doesn't own got, but they just pay him to be accessible to google employees

Poe's law out here hard in this thread

Moot is a product manager there. If I recall he was on the google+ team.

Not really HFT but this is really the best of the best in tech. Not a chance you'll get this job though.

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>he was on the google+ team
top fucking kek

I heard he is on the lgbtqia2+ inclusion team now

He was an obnoxious tripfag back in the day. Probably the most infamous tripfag to ever exist.

former financial ml guy, it's actually pretty boring
i work in cyber now & def do more interesting work

Yea turnover at Citadel etc are pretty high. Rentec seems awesome though.

Actually interesting. I wonder how he runs it, would make me smile if he carried stuff from here to there.

He works in Japan on maps now, so make of that what you will.

Living the dream.

>Chris Poo

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I miss him honestly.

>yfw it's just a second Jow Forums

>Japan
>dream

Trannies and all, makes sense

just looking at that job description, you can tell there won't be any timewasting purple haired feminazis in that office

>feminazis
Haven't heard that one since like 2014

He makes sure the tampon dispensers in the men's toilets are well stocked.

I actually read a book on google once. They:
>have bulk bins full of candy and shit that employees can take as much as they want from
>have a power structure that's pragmatic and efficient, a complete rookie can have their solution implemented over an experienced boss's if it's actually better
>"free time" where they can program whatever they want and work on side-projects(this is why google does so much shit, I mean even shit nobody cares about like google scholar and whatnot)
Seems like a great place to work no matter what you think of the dirty shit they do.

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He moved to Google Japan last year to work with the Maps team

He has officially made it

What site are you on, nigga is in Tokyo

google IS the sjw disease

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it's already been speculated that he's solely there so Sergei and Larry can brag about "collecting" an interesting person in their company and shooting the shit with him. He doesn't actually do anything

I'd say one of the best. Not as shady as Facebook, now as humdrum as Microsoft, and not as anally overtime as banks.
HFT is a meme. They frequently underperform the market like most algo funds. The only algo fund to really work is the Medallion fund. It's a very high paying job with a lot of OT. You'll be worked to death.

Actually aside from the Medallion fund, Rennaissance performance is pretty mediocre. And whatever algorithm or strategy Medallion uses its clearly not scalable since they cap it at a billion only for employees and pay all the gains in dividends, so it's probably some obscure arbitrage strategy. Possibly rennaissance is very advanced but in terms of output they're meh.

Google is actually relatively benign compared to other huge tech firms like Facebook and Amazon. They pump a lot into free services like Maps, Google Project Zero, Google drive, Google docs and their moonshot projects. They're essentially using their profits to subsidise a lot of these things. Shareholders aren't too happy.

Lucky you.
Do you have a 100k$/y+ salary ?

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>Jow Forumslacks bitch incessantly how wahmen and SJWs and how it's going to ruin the workplace and companies
>FAANG are still absolutely massive and running as smooth as greased silk
How much reality can their cognitive dissonance withstand?

Remember breitbart story about libtard google drones loosing their shit after 2016 elections? Good times. Cant wait for 2020.

Oh yeah of course. Most 'quant' funds use a mix of statarb and HFT so it is not scalable past a certain point. Medallion actually has around 5-10b according to companies that track hedge funds (Bloomberg etc), which is actually INSANE if you think about how well it does and the fact that it's completely automated.

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Book name?

correlation not causation!

What do you do in cyber? I'm a vuln researcher and exploit dev and am trying to figure out how to get (legitimately) paid to do this.

>legitimately
You sell shit on the dark web? There are bug bounty sites all over the place, although you have to be insanely consistent and productive to make a white collar living.

>What exactly does he do there?
why don't you just check his linkedin?

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eternal summer

Alphabet and Facebook are operating with massive losses by now. Apple looks disoriented ever since Steve Jobs died and all that China affair will surely take a toll on Apple's market share. Amazon and Netflix look fine though.
Also, California is one of the most expensive places to live in the world while having serious sanitary problems.

Isn't that moot that sold us?

Bruh you clearly do not work at any of the FAANG companies. It's pretty fucking retarded of you to try and bullshit about public companies that publish annual financial reports. Facebook and Google made 6.9 and 8.94 billion respectively in 2018. Apple is still insanely profitable, making 20B in Q1 of 2019 alone.

consulting them on how to subvert youth

living the dream

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free project allowing them more data gathering

>radioactive gookzone
>dream

>HFT is a meme. They frequently underperform the market like most algo funds.
This makes no sense to me. If most firms aren't beating the market consistently, how could they possibly stay afloat?

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I don't think HFT is most funds, but on the whole the fund industry doesn't beat the market after fees because they are a big chunk of the market. Their performance is virtually the index minus one percent of fees. Virtually all the big equity funds are index huggers in it for the AUM percentage fees instead of performance.

If you mean why people don't pull out, the answer is there has been a huge pullout on funds after the popularisation of indexes, but there's still hundreds of billions or maybe even trillions in it because people are dumb. There's some hopefuls who put money into funds in the hopes of beating it which is reasonable enough, but most of it is people getting convinced by slick marketing guys. Policemen's pensions, sovereign wealth funds, individual retirements. For most of the population they like being reassured by a confident sounding professional that their money is secure.

I guess it's completely illogical for me to imagine a hedge fund that has to pay for ridiculous connectivity fees, a team of expensive and specialized tech folks to build out their trading infrastructure, research scientists to develop strategies, facilities in the city, etc, etc. and not be making bank. And those rich ass investors probably aren't stupid either. If just dumping everything into some S&P 500 index was going to net them more in the long run, I'm pretty sure most of them would have done so by now.

Behind every illusion of competence is That One Moron who talks big, never learns from his mistakes, and is literally too brainlet to realize that he's wrong 90% of the time. Every financial "product" is a conjuration of an idiot and the only reason why they're still traded around is because the actual galaxy brains hedge bets against it to make money, and that just happens to require investing in said financial product.

"""people""" who write propietary software have no souls and should burn in fucking hell

god i wish that were me
living in the best country in the world, getting paid insane money by jewgle, fairly attractive and popular

Too bad he's a beta cuck.

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He works at the start-up incubator
>t. google employee

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-03/facebook-google-regulatory-woes-erode-137-billion-from-fangs
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/google-stock-alphabet-set-to-lose-70-billion-on-q1-ad-sales-traffic-2019-4-1028152666

Sounds like a fun job.

Well that explains why it failed.

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He mentioned on his xing profile that he was working at youtube in tokyo in 2017 or 2018

youtu.be/KzMQwd5YcfI

we all were

Jow Forums is all about literaly who e celebs

the plan was to open source yotsuba, until goobergate happened and that greedy nip came along

Google scholar is a godsend

Google bought Jow Forums and CP is still with us, every day.

Scholar was my waifu in high school, but if you're using it for university level work you're doing something wrong.