Whats your dayli routine Jow Forums?

Say it isn't so.

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this is close enough but it is an internal scream i don't want to bother my neighbors

>coffee and music
>lunch and sleep
>browse 4chin
>late night twitch

if work day:
>alarm goes off, it wakes me up and I disarm the alarm
>grab shirt and put it on then go upstairs and brush my teeth, put in contact lenses, and take a shower
>come downstairs, change into work clothes
>make breakfast (2 scoops of preworkout in 16.9 oz water)
>drive to work in my car
>clock in at work and then work
>come home in my car after clocking out
>play video games or whatever for a while after taking a shower and changing back into my sleepwear
>wait for mom to get home and fix dinner, which I then eat
>play some more video games until it's time to go to sleep

>Wake up
>Commute 1 hour to get to work
>Don't do shit at work so I watch some anime or read shit on Wikipedia
>Get some programming ideas I say I'm gonna do when I get home
>Get home at 7PM
>Too tired to code so I just browse Jow Forums, watch some more anime or YT
>Repeat

>I disarm the alarm
what happens if you do not disarm the alarm?

It would eventually stop I think, but it would be annoying to listen to it for that long so I don't know it for fact. The alarm narrator reads the day's top news story headlines to me and sometimes I let it finish doing that but not usually because I don't care about news that much

6:00: wake up and take a shower
6:30: take breakfast
6:45: one and a half hour commute to work
8:30: arrive at work, one hour to check email, browse Jow Forums, etc
10:00: friendly talk with the team
11:00: actual work happens here
13:30: lunch time
14:00: free hour (mostly check Jow Forums)
15:00: pretend to work, but actually do nothing
17:50: commute to home (2 hours)
20:00: arrive a home, rest, take dinner
21:00: play some vidya
23:00: sleep
Repeat every day

almost my exact routine.

>6:45: one and a half hour commute to work
how do you do that? doesn't it feel like a complete waste of time?

>do almost nothing
>go to therapy

why do you need to put a shirt after waking up? if it is a clean shirt, shouldn't you put it after the shower?

what alarm is that?

how are you not fired if you don't do anything there?

I masturbated today. I do so every 7-10 days.
It was pretty fun.

>sleep and eat
>jerking off if parents arent home
>trying to learn something but easily giving up

wake up
regret waking up
browse various boards
watch youtube
play a game
eat
go to bed
repeat the next day

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>>trying to learn something but easily giving up
that hutrs too much lol
not him but my last 18 month contract i basically browsed Jow Forums all day and did maybe 2 hours of "Work" per week when smoething broke and i had to fix it
but i worked pretty hard the first month to get everything set up nicely.

same i only scream in the car on the way to work

thats close enough to mine except i dont actually finish the job applications

> wake up
> eat
> shitpost on Jow Forums
> read math and haskell books
> shitpost on Jow Forums
> more books
> eat
> more Jow Forums
> masturbate on /gif/
> sleep
> repeat

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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12 am wake up
Check all websites I care about
Watch twitch streams, watch youtube, browse Jow Forums
Eat dinner
Watch twitch or anime
12 pm sit in bed, browse other boards like /ck/ and Jow Forums, sleep

I supplement my watching stuff with osrs playing on the side occasionally, I also shower every 3/4 days

Smashing animetard's ugly bodies and faces with a bat.

My mom says I'm handsome and perfect just the way I am.

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wakeup.
breakfast.
lift weights (home gym).
check tech news related stuff.
check linux related news and vulns.
do work.
lunch break while watching youtube.
work.
finish work.
make dinner.
projects/hobbys/personal research.
game time.
sleep.

I did the same some semester, now I got a job doing swift + ios.

It's not so bad

Kek, reminds me of this vid:

youtu.be/Il8BE646B9c

You just wait. I already calculate your IP.

>wake up at 9
>brush teeth, have a protein shake
>start work at 10 in my home office
>drink more shakes for huge gains throughout day
>workout
>do some work around the house or on my lawn
>grill up some steak for dinner or let me wife make something
Yeah that's pretty much it

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Hah, I just finished: it's 127.23.245.12.
Enjoy getting hacked, I'm starting my DDoS now.

;^)

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aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm being hacked!!!

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eat
always
be fat and disgusting
learn large amounts of advanced concepts and never apply them
cry
fap while fantasizing about what a disgusting loser i am because my self esteem is so tiny i can't even allow myself to fantasize about anything better
sometimes barf from eating so much
sleep too much because i get so full i can't stay awake
watch detective visual novel playthroughs on youtube
shitpost on s4s
ignore my friends
further trash my messy room
indefinitely forget to go to my therapy appointments or pick up my meds

no particular order

>ignore my friends
I did this so long that it stopped happening...

I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning’s stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink – with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded – and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.

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>how do you do that?
you leave your house and get on a train or drive to work?
>yea let me just move to the city because that's so easy lmao

>wake up
>get up, make food, send kids to school
>back to bed
>get up, shower, go to work
>leave work, collect kids, make food
>something
>kids to bed, washing, tidying
>shitpost, twitch, games
>sleep

>wake up
>eat
>feed the pigeons
>go to work
>get back
>feed the pigeons
>eat
>music/anime/shitposting/other stuff
>sleep

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>wake up
>if early enough, cold shower
>dress (SHORTS 4 LYFE)
>kiss gf and head to work
>work/slack/irc
>if Thu, go to therapy
>go home
>do dishes and that
>if Mon/Wed/Fri, exercise
>eat, watch either Austrians playing vidya alone or anime with gf
>brush teeth
>go to bed
>maybe have the sex

Forgot to put that I brush my teeth at some point between cold shower and dressing

>get up when I want (except on Wednesdays when I'm rudely awakened by the dustmen)
>put trousers on
>have a cup of tea
>think about leaving the house
>feed pigeons, sometimes sparrows too
>feel happy for the rest of the day

Why you brush your teeth before breakfast?

>wake up

where to? the normie's world? do you really thing the likes of you have any appeal?

ageing would win

austrians playing vidya? you fellow austrotard or what?

nah I just drink, in between I work. cuz I'm drunk so I forgot to type the rest. basically I'm not an acholic, I just drink to pass time.

Where did their mother go?

Fug meant Australians, was typing on the shitter

>coffee
>Jow Forums
>Shower
>Discord
>ATF
>YouTube
>Food
>Kiss Kanna fig
>Brush teeth
>Sleep

>Work for 2 hours, dick around with my own personal projects, or study until it's time to clock out.
>Go lift
>Leisure time

Pretty comfy

>wake up
>go to pc
>spend 2 hours thinking about what i can do
>10 minutes in anything and already bored
>decide to watch anime
>watch 5 episodes
>bored again
>go to sleep
>repeat

>lain wear pepe suit
nice

She's so pretty. I love her.

Fuck man hits too close

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>commute
>work
>commute
>make youtube video
>programming
>sleep

Samsung's Android app called Clock

it's not really a clean shirt, I put it on as a courtesy to anyone that may see me on the way to my shower (I live with my parents)
Not sure desu, I drink the breakfast on the way to work so I don't know how else I'd do it

>wake up
>go to work
>watch anime
>sleep
>repeat

Based

exactly what i do

you are me

weight training
shower
work
alcohol/pizza
familyguy/americandad on chromecast
jerk off
sleep

>wake up
>shower
>take electric long board to work
>work 2 hours
>solve programming problems and attend meetings rest of the day
>office caf for lunch
>apply to jobs
>office gym
>go home or go to friends place
>smoke pot, read system design book
>cook food
>fuck wife
>sleep

Senior software developer by 27 or I'm killing myself

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>wake up
>stay in bed for 30 minutes to an hour in existential self reflection
>chug a monster
>shower
>sometimes eat
>take some advil for the pain
>rush to the bus
>lurk on Jow Forums
>mainly zone out
>spend most of the day at my soul crushing job either doing busy work bullshit or being worked to death to meet a deadline
>take frequent smoke breaks
>drink a few more monsters
>spend my hard earned money back into my employers wallet at the cafe
>commute home, zone out the whole time
>usually dead ass tired so watch anime or listen to music in bed
>drink whiskey
>eat dinner
>keep drinking so I can fall asleep before 3am
>repeat

sounds pretty based desu
>smugvrbabe
that's my wife, please refrain from posting her

Computer scientist really sounds like a nice job. Working in the law is shitty, low paid, and you actually have to work.

I wake up.
I smash disgusting attention whoring anime pedo degenerates with a bat.
I sleep.

Because there's nothing to do. I seldom get work to do.

>wake up
>check if blacked.com released any new videos
>shitpost on Jow Forums for a little bit
>watch some intel unboxing videos
>start coding in Java the rest of the morning/afternoon

>7am get up
>7:30 shower
>8am breakfast, usually leftover stuff from yesterday
>first coffee
>work until 11:30
>go outside for an hour
>1pm lunch
>sleep / browse Jow Forums until 2:30pm
>get up, second coffee
>work until 5 / 6pm
>take a walk
>third coffee
>youtube, shitposting until I fall asleep
neet life fucking sucks, but being a wagie isn't fun either. at least it will end in a few months. then I will be finally free.

then the alarm will go الله أكبر, الله أكبر.

> 05:30 wakeup
> 05:45 go on a run
> 07:00 shower, eat breakfast and read
> 09:00 check emails, push/pull requests and all that shit
> 09:30 start dev work
> 13:00 lunch break
> 13:30 mathematical research (partial differential equations)
> 18:00 dinner
> 18:30 hobby mathematical research (a bit of differential geometry)
> 21:00 shower
> 21:15 read
> 23:00 sleep
that's literally it, day in and day out. sometimes i replace the evening agenda with going to the pub with friends, but we end up talking about maths and physics anyway.

>wake up
>dick around for a couple hours before work
>work
>come home
>dick around for a few more hours
>sleep
Add in meals while I dick around and tabletop games on Thursdays and that's pretty much it.

>wake up
>start computer
>run sudo pacman -Syu
>"there is nothing to do"
>die a little more inside
>go to work
>consider suicide

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>sleep
>masturbate
>go to work
>do stand up
>code
>eat lunch
>code
>go home
>go run
>come back and browse 4cucks
>masturbate to the new stuff on sad panda
>sleep

>wake up 2-4 hours later than i wanted to
>chug water, make coffee
>take handful of vitamins
>tell myself i'm too tired to workout
>browse mindlessly for a few hours
>few hours turns into 6 hours
>eat big dinner
>play vidya with friends
>friends go to sleep
>suddenly get a rush of motivation to do something productive
>it's 1am
>plan on waking up early tomorrow so i can workout and do the productive things all day
>have difficulty falling asleep because i didn't move all day and my brain is restless
>take 6-10mg melatonin
>put on some long boring video to distract my brain
>fall asleep into a dreamless night

>wake up
>doing various shit
>eat
>doing various shit again
>browse Jow Forums
>downloading or uploading Lain pics on /c/
>eat
>doing nothing
>wish I was dead
>sleep
>repeat

>wake up 10am
>fap to porn
>finish, go take a piss
>take dog out
>browse internet all day, fapping intermittently
>eat dinner
>fap again
>finish, go to sleep 2am

>05:30 wakeup
>09:00 start work

Holy shit. More power to you, I guess.

>wake up
>grab a brush a put a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>here you go create another fable
>you wanted to
>repeat

>wake up at 4.10
>go to work at 4.20
>go back home at 5.20
>sleep
>wake up at 9.00
>waste time on /g or doing some other tech related stuff
>go to work at 11.00
>again waste time at 1.00
>go to work at 3.00
>have lunch at 4.00
>work till 8.00
>do some shit till 10.30
>sleep

>Senior software developer by 27 or I'm killing myself
me and you both

>little makeup
>away the shakeup
>upon the table
>another fable
user...

>wake up
>work
>drink/drugs in vrchat
>contemplate suicide
>jerk off
>sleep

kek

>>tell myself i'm too tired to workout
based :V)

No one got the American Psycho reference