Red Hat has a location in Washington D.C. and they work very closely with the intelligence community and the NSA. Since the NSA can't compromise the kernel they figured the next best thing is to create a huge buggy mess that touches as many components as possible and runs at PID 1. The NSA then used Red Hat to pressure the rest of Linux community into accepting it, resulting in every Linux distro being owned by the NSA / systemdick. Enjoy your NSA botnet.
Also, I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as systemd, is in fact, NSA/systemd, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, NSA plus systemd. systemd is not an init system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA backdoors and broad buggy system that touches as many components as possible and runs at PID 1. Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the NSA backdoor which is widely used today is often called “systemd”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically an NSA rootkit, developed by the NSA and forced onto the Linux community with their public shell company Red Hat. There really is a systemd, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the backdoor they use. systemd is the kernel or host: the software the NSA backdoor resides in that collects all your private data. The host software is an essential part of an NSA backdoor, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete rootkit. systemd is normally used in combination with the NSA operating system: the whole system is basically NSA with systemd added, or NSA/systemd. All the so-called “systemd” distributions are really distributions of NSA/systemd.
This is bullshit on the same level as the 5G threads. I'm sure OP believes it, but it's not true. Systemd is open source. Everyone is free to examine it and audit for security issues.
It's human nature to think apocalyptically. For thousands of years people have claimed it's all going to hell in a handbasket. But here we are still kicking.
People get a thrill out of conspiracy theories because they like to believe they can see something that everyone else is blind to. It makes them feel special, like they are smarter than everyone and that they can make the world better. But most of the time it's not true and they're just deluded retards. Stop shitting up this board.
Caleb Thomas
what's funny is there might actually be real people who believe this. Thank God I'm not mentally ill
Anthony Bailey
I like this pasta and I'm glad you posted it again.
Sebastian Allen
You two are mentally ill. Sheep being lead to the slaughter. Congrats on your 75 IQ.
Based and systemd-pilled.
Brayden Ross
but the kernel is compromised. what about the mirai botnet?
Zachary Cooper
I use whatever has the highest efficiency. If it uses more RAM or cycles it gets thrown out.
Did I mention I don't care about the amount of work needed for distro maintainers? I couldn't care less that Canonical now has less work to do than before. I'm just the end user.
>Did I mention I don't care about the amount of work needed for distro maintainers? Well you should because the less work on their plate means they can adopt more packages
Adam Stewart
It's impossible to audit, it's millions and millions of lines of codes, no one knows what does anything, it's there, but good luck translating it.
Wyatt Brooks
No I shouldn't.
Have fun!
Gabriel Brown
What's funny about this image is the fact that systemd isn't even comparable in size to both Linux and GNU
Nathan Adams
So you're saying you don't want more packages for your distro? Okay
Tyler Davis
It's C, the oldest language still widely used today, you only have yourself to blame if you don't understand systemd's code
Kevin Nguyen
No. Assume somewhere else, mate. Have fun! Go!
Caleb Garcia
This. Install OpenBSD.
Jaxon Jenkins
I love this new plebbitor thing where you shouldn't even argue with "conspiracy theorists" just pop-psychologize them and pathologize them as crazy. It's very soviet. I'm starting to meet these plebbitors in real life and it's a good way to weed out real intellectual faggots.
Kayden Walker
Shill culture is becoming hip among the brainwashed. They need Jesus. It’s much less common in rural areas, one of the major reasons my wife and I relocated. Also we didn’t want to send our children to a school full of people who belong in a zoo.
Josiah Sanchez
The OP is literally nothing but conspiracy theory though >hurr durr NSA
Matthew Evans
You’re not smart enough. You probably work for the same contractor Reality Winner did.
Evan Long
We have a containment board for you and your kind
Brody Jackson
>millions and millions >recently just hit 1.2 million, most of which is documentation, so probably around 600K actual LOC >Linux kernel with a lot more lines of actual code is somehow auditable
Joshua Long
It's really creepy.
>The OP is literally nothing but conspiracy theory though So what? You're the type of faggot I'm talking about, who just spergs out about "conspiracy theories" on principle. Meanwhile, everyone is pretty much a conspiracy theorist. History is practically a series of conspiracies put down in book form. You're probably a conspiracy theorist too. It's just that you accept the conspiracy theories you approve of without thought and then try to pathologize the ones you don't as insane.
It's extremely impolite and intellectually lax and I'd consider you beneath contempt if you're not a growing demographic and as such incredibly dangerous to rational society. If you want to argue against someone either argue, or shut the fuck up. You trying to call them insane on the authority of your degree in armchair psychology is just you screaming "hurrr faggooooott" in fedora-speak.
Jeremiah Garcia
I bet there were plenty of Romans going nuts over some ooga booga, thinking the civilisation was about to end and they were wrong 99/100 times then there was that one dude
Nolan Green
Which distro is most efficient?
Juan Moore
Arch
Carson King
Arguing with tinfoil hat wearing faggots like you is a waste of time, there's nothing I can say to get you to snap out of your mental illness, you're probably just going to start calling me an NSA agent if I do
Dylan Edwards
Disgusting.
Hunter Davis
Back to your containment board
Carter Thomas
Back to your containment board >>>/plebbit/
Easton Flores
Fuck off back to cia.gov u glow in dark nigger robots
Take meds schizo. Army and DoD affiliated software companies who use classic spy movie hat as their logo should live in your PID1. If you question this you are completely insane, must be forcibly medicated and sent to the gulag. Conspiracy BTFO and debunked. We did it redit!
>Fuck systemd Tinfoil flat earther detected. You probably believe the moon is a cheese and reptiloids raped your mother. But this is delusional thinking. Take double meds, you ultra-schizo and report to Reddit for rehabilitation.
Zachary White
Linux has an excuse: drivers. Actually that’s not an excuse, but sadly microkernels didn’t take off. Systemd does not have to supply drivers for almost every piece of hardware under the sun like Linux, so it does not have that excuse.
