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aliexpress.com/item/32824612105.html
x.yupoo.com/photos/aooko/albums
aliexpress.com/item/Gold-White-Black-Modern-LED-Pendant-Light-For-Living-room-Bedroom-Dining-Room-Hanging-Lamp-LED/32886044176.html
aliexpress.com/item/32996216747.html
aliexpress.com/category/40605/sheet.html?site=glo&g=y&pvId=10-361837&attrRel=or&isrefine=y
aliexpress.com/item/32893820809.html
aliexpress.com/item/32870670303.html
aliexpress.com/item//33038819432.html
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12-NAoBPPV_nNBqaY1vt7Gke8bthPYqnG0tMLeSDrIKI/edit#gid=0
aliexpress.com/item/32803965654.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>buy a bunch of shit from one store on aliexpress
>store goes offline
I receive the items and eventually the store comes back, but why does this happen?

I haven't been in one of these threads in years.

Did you anons ever find anything worth ordering from China besides phones, random plastic shit, dildos and fake designer stuff?

Let us know about it, Im thinking about getting one too

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My KZ ZSNs are sitting in some processing facility somewhere feeling lonely and wondering why they aren't tucked into a cozy ear

Plush sharks

earphones
and some guy bought a bike

>and some guy bought a bike
Was the bike ok?

Oh shit, are you waiting for those too?

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Yes. I want to become an In-Ear Mutant.

yeh, afaik user was very happy with his purchase

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Asking again anyone have any galleries with chink "fake" sunglasses ?

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In-ear mutant bros

Free Hong Kong

plus shipping

Flashlight, kitchen utensils, electronics components, North Korean money,

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got a link to that?
Asking for a friend.

Large prism arrived

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more reviews:
aliexpress.com/item/32882632399.html
cheaper:
aliexpress.com/item/32888583244.html

Remove Taiwan in this Image, Republic of China is the ONLY CHINA

Small cube (1 cubic cm) prism but very pretty

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Nice! Link?

aliexpress.com/item/32824612105.html

This is the big one. Check the related links for more. Also, while it states it's a gift box, it's too banged up when it arrives to give as a gift. Mostly just ugly corners, so still great for storage. The prism itself is in perfect condition.

No lube?

I got a pair of RayBan New Wayfarers polarized last year from AOOKO and they are very good, basically indistinguishable from the originals
The best way is to look for the model here x.yupoo.com/photos/aooko/albums and message him on whatsapp with a screenshot, you can pay via paypal (friends/family) and he ships pretty fast
Note they are not super cheap, i paid 40$ for the polarized ones, but It's definitely worth for the quality

Ty look neat

>tfw CCA C10s are about to arrive
I'm excited desu

>anybody got pic and link related or similar ? I've been wanting to get something similar for the living room, but all the local ones are at least 3x the price.
>
>aliexpress.com/item/Gold-White-Black-Modern-LED-Pendant-Light-For-Living-room-Bedroom-Dining-Room-Hanging-Lamp-LED/32886044176.html

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batteries, no-brand sunglasses, cheap tools, toys (eg I save 95% on store prices on a rubiks cube), D A M A S C U S kitchen knives and of course >large prisms

>what is the one china policy

>large prisms
what are they for? decoration?

I need a smartwatch that has a speaker and long battery to listen to music/radio on said watch... wat buy?

Why do you faggots buy ice molds when you can make ice in the bubble wrap envelope?

>drinking all that plasticizer
yum

heres my wishlist for next sale.
>360 960p light bulb camera
>laser thermometer
>multitool small screwdriver kit
>dremel
>musical instruments
>usb hdmi cables
>hdmi capture / hdcp filter
>led light bulbs
>hdmi 5 port switcher
>geiger counter
>ssd , sd and usb flash drives
>fill ram in motherboard to max
>iem headphones
>metal detector
>fishing rod
>ferro rod
>15000 strike permanent match
>rope lighter / sailors lighter
>pcie sata cards
>usb soundcard
>mech keyboard with fancy color keys
>gaming mouse of high quality
>high powered magnets
>silk bedsheets + pillowcase
>high thread count bedsheet + pillowcase
>Jelly shoe inserts (I’m gelling)
>Flir camera
>Multimeter
>DC power for devices
>Polymorph
>Bluetooth dongle
>Plug to light bulb
>Y split 1 light bulb > 2 light bulb adapter splitter socket base
>Paracord
>Heavy duty plastic clamp
>Pineapple corer
>Shape up shoes

The mold would also be made out of plastic

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looks expensive and will be expensive to ship, maybe ask /diy/ how to make your own?

good idea about /diy

otherwise its supposed to have free shipping

food grade silicon ice molds.
not greasy chinese recycled plastic foam.

>Silk bedsheets
Link?

anyone has experience with banggood back-order?

The chinks are now selling Netflix accounts you have to share with others? This sounds so dumb.

aliexpress.com/item/32996216747.html

>read reviews
>most of them got scammed

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aliexpress.com/category/40605/sheet.html?site=glo&g=y&pvId=10-361837&attrRel=or&isrefine=y
go to sheets, more refinement , material > silk
achytualy it looks like chinks dont know the difference between satin and silk. so dont waste time ordering. fuckin satin lol

Hey guise

what are the best meme headphones atm? I just need a normal pair with decent sound. And maybe a cable that won't break immediately.

Thanks

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Fucking CHIIIIIIIINNNNKKKKSS

>got scammed
>5 stars!

astronaut bedsheet for good boys.
aliexpress.com/item/32893820809.html

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Headphones? The OneOdio Studio Pro and Superlux HD668B remain strong

are any of you getting the mi band 4? I still got the 2 and wondering if I should upgrade, it serves me fine overall
but the character limitation on notifications is kinda annoying, I wonder if that's better in the 4
also the screen brightness is dogshit on the 2
takstar pro 82s

bump

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you ordered something that went on back order? or you want to pre-order something?
if the latter, dont do it.

No biggie PostNord...I can wait.

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Tanks this is exactly what I was looking for.

yanwen or sunyou?
in leafland

Combine Yanwen with Leaf post and nothing will arrive
. You can replace Yanwen with SunYou for similar effect so just pick the cheapest

I'M not canadian

>laser thermometer
>geiger counter
>fill ram in motherboard to max (you don't need more than 16gb)
>metal detector
>fishing rod
>ferro rod
>15000 strike permanent match
>usb soundcard
>mech keyboard with fancy color keys
>Flir camera
>Pineapple corer
>Shape up shoes
You don't need that shit.

>Jow Forums
>spending all day at your computer
>not needing a mech keyboard
user...

>metal detector
They could just mean something like this £1.50 soldering kit.

aliexpress.com/item/32870670303.html

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sorry user, i have a lot of hobbies to keep my mind active.
i would like a nice cheap metal detector, but it looks like chink metal detectors are poor quality or same price in local store.

Any decent and cheap TV box to upgrade an old TV?

Ok so based on my own experience
>360 960p light bulb camera
Quality will be incredibly shit. If you expect to use it as a legit security camera then dont bother and actually pay the jews. If you ever need the footage you want it to be as good of a quality as possible, not some unreliable chink shit. Never trust the chinks with something that will potentially save your life or land you in jail
>laser thermometer
its not a laser thermometer. Its an infrared thermometer, the laser is there just so you know what you are pointing it at. These things are largely useless as they arent accurate at all. Tested it on various things
>multitool small screwdriver kit
dont buy chinesium tools if you want to do anything else than extremely light electronics repair with them
>musical instruments
anything bigger than a small whistle flute is going to be garbage
>usb hdmi cables
they are mostly legit
>dremel
all chink powertools are useless shit that will potentially harm you. Dont buy that shit
>geiger counter
inaccurate af but solid if you just want to mess around
>ssd , sd and usb flash drives
Be prepared to potentially getting scammed
>fill ram in motherboard to max
you should not use chinese ram or any computer parts
>iem headphones
some good brands out there
>metal detector
they are mostly shit and almost completely useless
>fishing rod
ok if you are a casual amateur fisherman
>pcie sata cards
not worth it, some are known to frying your pcie slot
>gaming mouse of high quality
gaymen lol scrub
>mech keyboard with fancy color keys
some good brands out there for cheap, just beware of the possibility of having a keylogger in them
>high powered magnets
sometimes illegal to ship so customs will confiscate them
>silk bedsheets + pillowcase
i think you mean faux silk nevertheless go for it
>flir camera
if you just want to dick around with it its good but dogshit for anything a little more serious

lots of smart tv boxes. android, loaded with kodi. not sure what is best. will you use it as a computer as well or just a tv box?

Kinda unrelated, I want to use the [Put on steam] emoji with this girl I'm talking to, which one of our western emojis is closest to this?

weekend stores, a lot of dodgy stuff goes up for sale during the weekend when ali isn't monitored as much, disappears when the week starts and opens up again at the end of the week

i have that, its not as powerful as a "real" metal detector but it can detect metallic stuff near it (couple of inches underground iirc)

i ordered an item that has 11 of them in stock, it was processing for about 12 hours, then went on back-order, a.k.a. they ordered it from somewhere (hopefully not from china), but from a warehouse in UK before shipping?

it still has 11 of them in stock currently, so they are not out of stock hopefully?

that's what i am asking, if anyone knows what exactly it means and how long could it take?

Just a TV Box. I got a Flatron M2762D that I use for a lot of stuff but I wanna be able to do Smart TV stuff on it, and a TV Box seems cheaper than buying a new TV.

such as?

just ordered the chinkband 4, wish me luck

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lego german dictator, fake replica watches without photoshopped pics etc etc

Pre-order?
Im down for one

I think you'll get chinked. It's not even out.

Link?

d-did I get chinked?
aliexpress.com/item//33038819432.html

Nah, you just pre-order it

best girl

Dear friends, any Aliexpress global coupons please?

Holy shit that mark-up

My recommendations

Mi box s cheap and has official atv but somewhat lacks hardware and ethernet port

Mecool km3: more expensive, but has good hardware, official atv

A95X max: has an hdd bay which is unique as far as ive seen but has android tablet os and you cant flash custom roms on it because twrp doesnt work

Beelink gt1 mini: same as the A95x max hardware without the hdd bay, but you can flash roms on it


All these except the mi box dont have netflix hd support

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chink ram sticks, y/n?

interesting, that does fit with what I bought. knockoff Serge Panchenko knives with the logo clearly visible, and bootleg Gameboy games, also completely uncensored.

As long as it's not a PSU, I'd say y

Am I shadowbanned?

Thanks for the recommendations and resources.
I will be getting the T95Q.

no, but you are gay

>just beware of the possibility of having a keylogger in them
How do I know if mine has one?

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If it requires any proprietary software at all then it has one. To be completely sure though one could sniff packets. It was major news some years ago when some major chinese kb manufacturers most of these brands import from got busted for having keyloggers on them. Expect any sort of chinese electronics that isnt dumb to have some sort of bug in it, especially those no name smartphones/watches

Use Google to search for "Yupoo sunglasses"

Just ordered my reproduction shoes.
Not sure if they are factory rejects or actually reproductions.
They look pretty good going by the qc pics.
Will find out soon if I have been ripped off.

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Any good chink phone chargers?

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Those shoes shout "Be patient, I'm special" so good for you user

Dodging the old "poison hand" trick. Smart.

They are for work.
I wear over boots over them, no cunt even sees them.
But thanks user, it's nice to be appreciated.

lol put on steam.
no idea sorry mate

He's a smart man. The smartest. Very smart.

saluting another military
absolutely cucked.

Waddup csg? I ordered a lock picking kit earlier. Taking up a new skill. I'll post a review in a month or two.
>aliexpress.com/item/32803965654.html

>saluting without a cover
Cringe

yes i do actually, the quality in the photos isnt quiet what youll receive. it works though so thats good i guess.