Sir please unlock your phone and laptop for inspection

>Sir please unlock your phone and laptop for inspection

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inspect this
*unzips dick*

Inspect this
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

>Sure Sir, here is my Laptop and Phone unlocked for you. Enjoy the shit memes on them.
Seriously though if you travel into the US burner laptops and burner phones are worth it.

Jeff get the microscope. No not the regular one the electron microscope.

thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

edit: holy shit this blew up!!!!!!

This. I don't understand how it's so difficult to just unlock your shit and let them snoop for 5 minutes. All they will find is gayming shit on my laptop. Why he a turbo "muh freedumbs" autist about it? A few minutes of inconvenience beats shipping costs via customs

>laptop is encrypted with dm-crypt and LUKS
what now TSA man?

>hand them a laptop with no operating system and a dumbphone with no sim card
nothing personnel kid

>Jeff, get the waterboard

Sir, we believe you are using steganography to hide CP inside your family photos. Please help us prove this wrong by unlocking the steganographically encrypted containers.
Sir, you claim to not know what steganography is. You are avoiding passing encryption keys to law enforcement. You will now spend the rest of your life in jail getting fucked up the ass by Jamal, and have a criminal record, for nothing provable. Have a nice life.

cool it with the antisemitism

It's the principle of it. Your entire argument boils down to "Why not pull down your pants, bend over and let them shine a flashlight down your anus, beats sailing to America on a raft made out of plastic bottles."
Technically true, not the point.

It's a retarded circus that has been proven time and time again to accomplish fuck all. Fucking stop.

AM I BEING DETAINED
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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>Well looks like we have ourselves a hacker/terrorist! *Snaps gloves* Hope you enjoy cavity searches Mohammed

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Sorry, my LUKS keys were emailed to the destination

No the argument boils down to we are living in the real world and not in some ideal fantasy version and the US being a bunch of boot licking troglodytes is a known fact so you take proper precautions such as using burner phones when you actually need to visit the US.

>unlock your laptop
"Sure, sir. This is a fresh install of Freedos, have fun poking around"

Why if you just bring your sim with you and mail your phone to where you're going?

>we don't live in a perfect world so stop pushing towards better conditions
No thanks. Complacency is death, I am sorry you've accepted it while you're still alive.

And where did I imply you need to take it as is?
You can do whatever you feel necessary to change the status quo, but don't expect shit to change when refusing to just open up a burner phone to some TSA cunt. All that is gonna do is getting you thrown out at best or jailed till you disclose your password at worst, e.g. see that cunt accused of having CP on his laptop and still being jailed right now.
The entire point is do what is logical and necessary and stop living in some fantasy world. And on the topic of being complacent, living in the US in the first place is the worst thing you can do.

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>living in the real world
>the US [not] being a bunch of boot licking troglodytes
Pick one

>And where did I imply you need to take it as is?
>I don't understand how it's so difficult to just unlock your shit and let them snoop for 5 minutes
>You can do whatever you feel necessary to change the status quo,
Except bitch about on Jow Forums, apparently.
>The entire point is do what is logical and necessary and stop living in some fantasy world
No one is living in a fantasy world. You don't approve of the fact that I simply don't play the role of a good little moron and take the route of explicitly rejecting the status quo. You think that's a short lived rebellion and there are other options where more could be done. I don't disagree, but I don't understand why you're trying to stop the discussion of how pointless the entire system is by offering work arounds instead of solutions to the underlying cancer?
>And on the topic of being complacent, living in the US in the first place is the worst thing you can do.
Fucking got' em.

>I don't disagree, but I don't understand why you're trying to stop the discussion of how pointless the entire system is by offering work arounds instead of solutions to the underlying cancer?
Then lets discuss that if that is what you want, and I wasn't trying to stop any discussion just pointing out how futile the protest of a single traveller is in the grand scheme of things. Cause I fully agree it's complete bullshit but what are we gonna do about it other than work around it and try to raise awareness? Encrypting emails, calls, messages, your HDD are all just workarounds to the glow niggers archiving everything they can.
Privacy enthusiasts or advocates or simply people that give a shit are far too few in between the general populace to do anything against it right now and I don't expect the US or any country fro that matter to willingly stop mass surveillance anytime soon. All we can do is raise awareness and make the glow niggers work as hard as we realistically can. Maybe in 20-30 years people will see what a fucked up system it is and then we can change it for good but right now we are living in the brave new world and one single protest will do realistically nothing at all.

>not putting information on punch cards hidden in your bible
Pathetic

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> just pointing out how futile the protest of a single traveller is in the grand scheme of things.
There is a metaphor about water drops carving a path through mountains in there somewhere. If education is the prime goal why not make a scene so you have an audience and then unlock your burner laptop to have it play information you want people to know at full volume? Begrudging obedience only reinforces the notion that this is just how shit is and you should just bite the bullet and blend in.

AMTRAK

I don't understand how this is a thing.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

When the government violates the constitution, it's basically a declaration of war against the people.

I'd unironically rent a phone and laptop if I had to travel business wise. The laptop would have a basic normie W10 install with nothing else on it. The disk would be wiped.


After getting past the border, airport I'd download the full disk image for from cloud storage or a private VPS. No hassle, no fuckery. Easy as pie.

cont.

I think it would stand to reason that the following would apply here:

“Citizens may resist unlawful arrest to the point of taking an arresting officer's life if necessary.” Plummer v. State, 136 Ind. 306. This premise was upheld by the Supreme Court of the United States in the case: John Bad Elk v. U.S., 177 U.S. 529. The Court stated: “Where the officer is killed in the course of the disorder which naturally accompanies an attempted arrest that is resisted, the law looks with very different eyes upon the transaction, when the officer had the right to make the arrest, from what it does if the officer had no right.

So basically the law says the TSA has no right to go through your shit. If they try to force it from you, you have the right to defend it with physical force if necessary. The problem is that people are sheep who don't want to stand up for themselves.

agent: sir why there is no basic useful function on your laptop?

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Sure. Let's see that warrant.

Fuck you rebbit

Kek

>Opens in tty1
>No graphical file manager
>Home folder unmounted
>Whole operating system unmounted
>pointers to everything gone
I'd like to see them try

They just connect via hardware backdoor and scan for known signatures

"Thank you. Now stand over there and wait. And remember, you will miss your flight because of this. Tickets are non refundable. Have a nice day."

no

archfags blown the FUCK out

It's treason, during a time of war. Why aren't we just shooting TSA agents on the spot?

kek

no

*breaks the cyan capsule in my tooth*

Stop stealing Nick's jokes, subhuman.

>Sir, why are your teeth blue all of the sudden? I'm gonna have to take you in the back for further questions.

kill yourself you fucking nigger
*takes pistol, shoot him in the head*

only the magenta capsules are deadly user

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Do you have a 27B/6 ?

Ok sir, but you may need to inspect my rectal cavity first, I may be hiding something deep up there

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Sure thing.

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Airplane travel is such fucking bullshit

>You have to comply with TSA goons
>You must have Real ID to go on an airplane

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNZERLY LIGHT

yeah, have this and a f91w watch, you surely will get no trouble

here's the phone, it's not locked because it's empty
and here's the laptop, it's not locked either because there's no drive installed
have fun :^)

Nobody asked you, Gilbert Gottfried.

>You have to fill out forms and go through a process to even get into the Country
Freedom land everyone.

Socialized services are the problem. if immigrants got absolutely no government benefits, then illegals wouldn't be a problem.

Wearing gloves when touching my laptop is acually pretty clever

there are new laws that say they do have the right. so you'll lose that battle in court. Only applies to coming back into the country, for now anyway

>>Sir please unlock your phone and laptop for inspection
WTF dude, next6 you will be trying to look up my arse. I'm only surprised you dont ask me to shit into a pan so you can inspect my shit. No dude, you dont touch my phone and I wont screw your wife, hows that for a deal

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as cute, is in fact, based/cute, or as I've recently taken to calling it, based plus cute.

>finna
I would flag you for a cavity search on that principle alone

you fags DO realize the TSA makes you power the device ONLY so they can see that it's actually a laptop and not a bomb, right? You don't have to log in or anything.

yes you do have to unlock it and let them look through it if you're coming back into the country. Stop using duckduckgo it's outdated

>Sir please unlock your phone and laptop for inspection
>I'm good senpai
>Jeff, send this man back to [whatever shithole you're from] and make sure he gets to fly on a Boeing plane :^)

Many do.

Are private planes affected by TSA?

fucking kek. freedom...

*unzips laptop*
*teleporst code behind him*
Heh nothing personal, TSA-san.

>traveling with blank hardware

This is atypical. Enjoy your detainment.

My anal muscles were cramping up this morning. I welcome the incoming fist of doom.

nothing is more pathetic than a weak coward bending over and attempting to justify their submission to abuse. subhuman.

Someone somewhere will have a full copy of that disk image, I don't travel or anything but the thought of it is unsettling in general

just fly into mexico and walk across the border. broblem solved

Based Tyroneposter

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Not hosting your own remote server and accessing it with a pc that acts as a terminal

i heard that if you are mexican and crossing the border they can check your phone for anti-trump support and also they won't let you enter if you have weed pics on your phone

ENTER THE PASSWORD, ISILDUR
ENTER IT!
ISILDUUUUUUR

patently untrue. your rights to search and seizure end at airports. this has been defended in federal court. enjoy your freedums

I don't have a phone or laptop with me.

until they connect it to their own computer and they copy all your shit over

holy shit this

*unlocks laptop*
>wallpaper is just some big white text on a discord-grey background that reads: BUSH DID 9/11, 2 TOWERS WERE HIT BY PLANES BUT 3 TOWERS FELL, EVIDENCE OF THERMITE USED ON STEEL BEAMS, NAVY MISSILE HIT THE PENTAGON
see how they like that

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>He doesn’t know about the bootkit they drop onto the device before they return it

Why can't we fill up massive drives with impossible trojans/viruses/malware and dunk on these clowns?

Of course, but I need to inform you that all my devices are severely cum stained.

>Gay porn on desktop
>BBC as desktop/homescreen picture
>nothing interesting on phone
>hidden, encrypted partition on laptop with full backups of real phone and laptop contents

How do they search the phone and laptop exactly?

Inspect this

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I think they call it [spoiler]metadata[/spoiler]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

taco man here who loves half a mile from the border and crosses regularly, that’s totally false, or maybe there’s a chance of 1/1,000,000 of happening

Sir, you are TSA, not customs. You don't have the jurisdiction to search electronic devices in that capacity. If you have a screwdriver, you are more than welcome to physically open up the device in search of any materials you believe to violate FAA regulations.

BASED

Vased and plebbit pilled.

EPIC replies bros!!!

ouch.... got em

lel fuckin rekt em xDD :D

>Sir, it seems you have something to hide. Please log into you social media and email accounts so you can prove that you are not criminal