>Take thot home
>She sees your HUEG GAMING PC and 40" screen
>"oh, you're one of those"
>Pussy dries up and she leaves
>Take thot home
>She sees your sexy little laptop
>Flip it open and put on some hot club music mix from Youtube
>Pussy instantly wet
>Sex all night
Face it, if you have a stationary PC, you will NEVER GET LAID
I derive more pleasure from my desktop computer than any woman.
3dp just can't compete
Have sex.
You couldn't get pussy if the bitch died and willed it to you.
I have this exact laptop but also a desktop PC. What now?
>Take thot home
Now why would you do that?
>Take thot home
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
I fucked far more chicks when I had a stationary than a laptop actually
Part of it was living next to a club, tho, amazing how easy it is to pull girls when your home is literally 20 meters away
Pretty sure any girl would prefer listening to music on my desktop PC with $1000 speaker using cables made of pure gold over the shitty internal speakers of a laptop :)
P.S. For your fact I've had sex with multiple girls and they've all commented on the excellent audio quality of my speakers :)
P.P.S. Have sex :)
Why do you care what women want?
or you could just have a bunch of monitors and lie about how you day-trade cryptocurrencies.
>laptop that remains stationary connected to a TV and monitor
>have sex with my gf every night after playing Wii games on Dolphin emu
:3
this is a thread that can only happen on Jow Forums
>hot club music mix from Youtube
you misunderstand
Then why did my gril plow me on my maxnomic in front of my PC, hmm?
I have that very same laptop opie
where is the pussy though
OP is right
>See 10/10 hoe in club
>Tell her how I just bought a new Alienware laptop for $3999 from Geeksquad
>"I'd love to see it, tee-hee"
>Take her home, show her how it can play Fortnite at 60 FRAMES PER SECOND
>"Take me now, user"
>Fuck all night
>Later she invites her friends for a foursome
Feels good to be a laptop owner
girls (male) don't have this problem :3
Summer on Jow Forums is gonna be horrible.
>sees your sexy little laptop
>not a macbook
>Keyboard fused with palmrest
>Not HP Elitebook/Probook/ZBook
Cringe and yikes
YIKES
If you're socializing with bitches who give a fuck about this, I'd reconsider my life.
@71405108
>taking bitches home
Lol
also
>not having both
he obviously tried but failed
user i'm divorced
t.poorfag virgin
never invited a thot, does not own a 40" monitor
FHD movies on a 40" monitor.. they ARE getting wet instantly
You finally convinced me to filter this cancerous content free literal projection phrase
>caring about roasties opinions
kys virgin
Ouch, do you need to pay slavebucks?
nah, she wanted children, i did not
Good, fuck marriage laws