I'M NEVER GOING TO SHAVE...

I'M NEVER GOING TO SHAVE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Shave ur pussy u dyke

shave ur dyke u pussy

no

on a side note I got a haircut today
its a bit short:(
t. shaves 2 days later because it got itchy

why would you get a hair cut in the middle of winter?
Your hair is made to keep your head warm.

>ANT
Ants don't do that anyway

It just got too long and stopped being cute.
Hats are better at keeping head warm anyway.

I never cut my hair during winter because It is stupid to use a hat when your body makes a natural hat. (I have a really thick head of hair so It might be better for me than you)

is it normal to barely be able to grow facial hair

>american winters
You'll go out without a hat here you'll fucking die in an hour.

Yes if you're young or have gook genes or something.

what counts as young?

below 12

16-24 I'd say.

>had facial hair at 12
wog detected

several more years then

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enjoy while it lasts
i fucking hate shaving

Shave nigga don't be a s o y boy

do you still get those annoying bristly hairs on your chin?

Yea, tons of people have bad genetics. I'm only 18 so I have a bit of neck beard right now. Beards are a result of sexual selection, women on average find bearded men more attractive . Some people don't have beards because beards make you vulnerable in fights (I'm sure you've heard that the clean shaven look came from the Romans because people kept yanking their beards so they had to shave) bearded men are lovers , cleanies are fighters .
not if you have a nice and curly brain with a dimensional topology that is between 2 and 3. then you will produce enough heat to warm youself. I live in colorado my winter is about 10C warmer

I thought you were early 30s

shave your legs

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i wish i didn't have to shave

Not really, no.
I'm shaved. Me saying I hate shaving doesn't equates me being a hairy ape.
>+10 in the winter
>dares to call it a winter
cringe

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nope

It gets below -18 c sometimes

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no

ok

I still have to shave like once a week, just in the moustache area

you remind me of a guy called Jordan

it will probably get to -50 in january, hate it

do you want to trade weather? I want to see siberia

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>humidity 92%
yes please as soon as possible

Ok
You will literally melt.

do you enjoy sweating a lot and sleeping without a sheet/clothes present because it gets worse

better than getting skin so dry it just peels off by itself because air is drier than in sahara
I'm used to that, we have 90% humidity during summers and 30+ C temperatures as well.

okay you'll like it here then
it's a deal, sweaty boomer russian

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What is your current humidity mine is 32% -1C

Don't go to siberia during winters, you won't see anything but snow. Summers/autumns might be cool though.
Its 76% but you really should consider its 76% at -30C which means air just isn't capable of having same amount of water. At home I have 15% right now at +22C.

>Its 76% but you really should consider its 76% at -30C which means air just isn't capable of having same amount of water
That's why you should drink more water and lotion up

>drink more water
kind of a meme for moisturizing skin, thought i still drink a lot
>and lotion up
I do that as well. Like every 3 hours or so, helps a little, but not much really.

Maybe you should buy a humidifier or swampbox

I can't make another thread so I'll ask this question here. I haven't watched The matrix and I'm not going to.b ut what if the red pill was actually just drugs and neo hallucinated the escaping the matrix?