Phd at 23

Based and AMDpilled

>phd at 23 and is an internet scribe

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Damn I haven't even started uni yet and I'm 29.

>22, 23 this year
>mfw i would have graduated last week if i took college seriously.
>mfw i'm still in year 2/4 because i stopped going for a year
>mfw i had to pay for the year i didn't go because you only get 4 free years and years you sign into and then dont go count.
>mfw i try to go back and fail the entire year and have to repeat it, pay again
just fucking kill me why am i like this.

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Does his phd help him posting here more frequently and get more you's? I thought so.

You dont give a fuck about what you are doing. Just get a job
t. got a job

If you guys just started a logo designing company, you wouldn't need school. What are you faggots waiting for?

you don't give a shit about your degree and hate your college
t. person who doesn't give a shit about his degree and hates his college

This. He's just another sucker.

Based

Dude this really. Don't ruin your life for something you don't want. I'm literally the same age in the same boat. Got a job, got a second job and now I'm saving to go to tech school man. Pretty close to buying a small house as well.
Know what you want, then work hard for it.

Who's going to by service industry shit from people with no credentials or experience?
Who's going to supply the capital initially?

I mean maybe if I was a part of the elite class of our society I might, but if I was I'd have no problem securing credentials anyway.
Once upon a time education was free in my country, for good reason.

>expecting a bunch of summer /v/edditors to know how to read.

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based porn affiliate/advertising website poster

That's fucking usury

The dreams in code kid has a PhD and he's like 21

The problem with getting a phd at a young age is that no one wants to hire for an entry level job. You either need to stay in academia or try for the toughest job listings.

Just steal the engineer's jobs lmoa

Is level1 the only good tech yt channel left?

I dropped out of my masters at 23, university is a scam.

yeah. but too bad they are spamming their channel with outdated news videos (they record the news in one sitting and then release parts of it throughout the week)

Jesus Bam Margera really let himself go.

I finished my masters at 20, and yeah university is a meme.

>paying for college and sucking at it
That's a double CRINGE for me.

To be fair, he IS one of the most technically knowledgeable journalists when it comes to CPU micro arch and other semiconductor tech.

I can't think of anyone else off hand who has the depth of knowledge and expertise Ian has.

Are degrees really that easy to get in NA?
In my country any engineering degree is 6 years minimum.

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phd in something irrelevant than the job he larps as.
Only that kind of idiot could run a site paid for promotion by novidia and intel via Purch.

no he isn't.
he is just your regular journo
"Here we transcode a 640x266 H264"
pic related is his "expertise"
But what I am talking about. Idiots watch ltt, paul's, tom's, hu, tr, etc.

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>"Here we transcode a 640x266 H264"
>pic related is his "expertise"
wewlad, it's ALMOST like you're taking it out of context.

Like maybe, it's a 21 page review, and you posted a single benchmark from halfway through the review.

anandtech.com/show/11697/the-amd-ryzen-threadripper-1950x-and-1920x-review

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>$500,000 in debt to shill intel and novidia shit while working for purch media

>Like maybe, it's a 21 page review, and you posted a single benchmark from halfway through the review.
21 pages full of meaningful benchmarks.
do you remember cucktress fighting for his right to use JEDEC frequencies on his benchmarks, .... and when "performance" stopped mattering, he stopped doing it?
targeting resolutions like 640x266 shows how much damage control intel has to buy from shill sites.

>640x266
>meanwhile intel shills constantly bitch about how "synthetic" benchmarks don't matter because they don't translate to irl situations

Oh boy, another arm chair retard pretending he could do better himself.

If you're so fucking knowledgeable yourself, why don't you make a career out of it? I bet it pays more than your AMD shilling.

depends on what you call "synthetic"
low res games are just _bad_ synthetic benchmarks.
geekbench feeds the cpu with small batches, it's a flawed way of testing a cpu
adobe s/w is pajeet poo
using s/w video codecs with low resolution and old algorithms limits the scaling.
most libraries that handbrake uses scale up to 12 threads... so, you can show a 10c20t intel zion competing with a 16c32t... because that benchmark cannot saturate that cpu.

>another arm chair retard pretending he could do better himself
Well, I am not claiming to be a CPU architect, but I have designed my fair share of digital circuits.
I've designed crypto cores, PCI-e SDR cards, parts of the ethernet standard.
>why don't you make a career out of it?
I am. I am working on r&d, mainly on High Level Synthesis for a while and planning on moving back to my previous work as a designer
I hate 100% of those "tech" sites that have been around for 20+ years and the most we got out of those retards is cpu-z which requires special treatment for ryzen and the pajeetpowerup gpu clone.
... and yes, I've watched the video yesterday, when it was posted, and every fucking piece came together when cucktress said that he is completely irrelevant with CS or EE.

>britbong.
>phd at oxford.
>lets say he didn't get a scholarship
>6000 queens money a year
>4 years
>24000
only burgers pay through the nose to get educated.

LARP the post

You understand that I cannot post my papers here, that would dox me.

You understand, you've shown no expertise or insight that would lead me to believe you in ANY way whatsoever...right?

You're calling a person with a PhD in computational chemistry a cuck, with no reason besides you're a cunt and trying to make yourself feel better about your own shitty life.

Again, LARP the post.

I just posted already his flawed methods on testing cpus.
What exactly do you want me to do?
>PhD in computational chemistry
what does this shit have to do with computers, other than clicking on buttons and inserting values?
his degree is as useless as gender studies degrees, as far as CS and EE is concerned.

No one could prove it was you anyway, it'd be pointless.

>his degree is as useless as gender studies degrees, as far as CS and EE is concerned
Imagine being THIS retarded

jesus, you really are just LARPing, you could at least try and hide it.

so much butthurt. why are you getting so angry.
come on, test my knowledge on something that it's hard to find on the net.
you know, there are a lot of r&d topics to discuss, that are nowhere near to be found on the net.

oh, I can verify most of my papers. I have my code and replicate the results on each one of them... some might require $20000 worth of FPGA boards, though.

>LARP the post.
Here's something that I can share. My design of a hybrid, low power cryptocore. it's a very abstract design. I cannot post a more detailed one, unfortunately. I made those designs in 2014

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this is what it looks like, when debugging altera's ethernet IP core.
I bet your computational chemist is more experienced than me when he double clicks cinebench and sets up handbrake to trans-code clips for gameboy resolutions.

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Not the other guy, but i'd trust a PhD computational chemist to understand how to scientifically compare various data points. Even if he isn't an EE or CS.
Honestly, seems like you're just an idiot and don't understand his testing methodology.
If you think there are better tests, or more through benchmarks to run, maybe you should do it yourself, or better yet, just shut up and stop bitching about something you apparently have no plans to do anything about.

You're just whining and refusing to do anything to change it. Shut up, or fix it. Pick one.

oh, I bet you are the same fag.
AT has been doing the same mistakes again and again for over 20 years.
If you read the benchmark linked above, Cutress claims that nobody touches the bios to change the JEDEC default settings for the RAM, but he tries to benchmack a $1000 TR. Can you imagine how stupid is that?
Someone who does'n know how to touch the bios, is gonna build a $2000++ computer. Even if that one is a "pro" he is going to get a prebuilt, where the prebuilt will have the appropriate setting from the factory.

>i'd trust a PhD computational chemist to understand how to scientifically compare various data points.
I don't care what you trust or not about "various" data points, we are talking about exposing CPU architecture flaws or good designs based on the instructions that we feed them. Most of you trust MS, Apple and other shitty companies to sell you good computers or good s/w, but that's not what experienced people would agree with.
>You're just whining and refusing to do anything to change it. Shut up, or fix it. Pick one.
No, I am just having fun with you idiots. Imagine wasting your time on r&d to create a bench-marking platform and have idiots like this one
>i'd trust a PhD computational chemist to understand how to scientifically compare various data points
shitpost on your work.
I hate ltt fans. you deserve label readers and nothing more.

just have a look at this thread.
I posted that cuck's testing on TR and how shit it is to transcode at 640x266 and all your responses were
>shut up, you don't know
>you don't understand how scientific this method is
Unfortunately, I am well educated enough and that much familiar with that field, that I am not able to enjoy reviews, shitposting or anything else.
ps: I saw one of those anandtech faggots in Germany 3-4 years ago after altera's acquisition. It was great seeing that faggot denied entrance to the NDA presentation about the fpga on the cpu socket, while we had invites.
keep seething faggots.

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if you consider that the Queen of Jow Forums is a linguistics PhD candidate, you wouldn't be surprised that a chemist is considered an expert, just because he works on a pajeet site funded by intel.

Congrats to him. Where's your Ph.D, OP?
A Ph.D in faggotry?

Lmao, oh look, more whining without any solutions

WHAAAAAAA WHY WONT SOMEONE (who isn't me) DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!?!?!?!??

Children need to leave, man children even more so.

>his parents didn't pay for college

lmao

This guy sounds finnish, i mean the butthurt poster.

Again, Jow Forums talking about public figures instead of fucking technology. Despicable

Who cares, he will be one of the first to go when solar flare hits.

>AEÜ

confirmed LARP

Isn't he missing a Bachelor's along the way, or is that something you can do in Bongastan?

uk.linkedin.com/in/iancutress

Just read the page

Says he was in a 4 year masters program which encompasses bachelors and masters in a 4 year program. He also graduated with 1st class honors (top of his class).

phd at 23 looks mid 40

>Just read the page

Rather not. He's got a cunt face and I don't much like reading about blokes with cunt faces.

Then why the fuck are you even asking?

I'm using programmers dvorak, faggot, that's why theso "randomized" names don't look like asd, or qwer.
>a(o)eu
>;,.pyfgcrl

>Says he was in a 4 year masters program
imagine how dodgy those degrees are.
bare minimum for a degree is 4 years, 1 year at least for a MSc without any research, just your regular 6x4ects courses and at least 3 years for the PhD.
...he claims he finished 8 years of studies in 5 years.
also in bongland, there's an organization that hands you a MSc or PhD if you have several publications.

Are you retarded?

There are 5 year dual bachelor masters programs in the US that you can complete in 4 years if you take enough credit hours each semester.

Unless you think Brown isn't a good enough school, there are others out there too.

Moreover, he then went on to get a PhD from Oxford. It's not like they just hand out Oxford doctorate admissions to everyone who asks.

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People who get it at a younger age are smarter than the rest of us. There is a 14 year old IBM engineer. Some just win the genetic lottery .

You seem threatened by his intelligence, and your constant calling into question of his qualifications, and education, is just a way to help you cope and feel better about your own inadequacies.

He is better educated at a younger age than yourself, that's scary, I get it. No need to act like a child though.

>Unless you think Brown isn't a good enough school

Well, now that you mention it.....

Actually an interesting discussion, listened to it while working. Thanks

MIT?

Most universities offer these types of programs.

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Toward the end, Dr. Cutress mentions that AMD will go over the new instructions added to Zen 2 at Hotchips (August 19th)

yeah, I know that shit alright... psychology student with CS major.
that's bootcamp tier degrees.
>can you design an LTI filter
>my pronouns are thon/xyr
that's a hard pass from me.
>PhD from Oxford
college, with fees. do they deliver those paper at home?
I had to go to a university, not college, with minimum of 4 years of studies, you didn't have major or minor studies, just CS courses, mandatory thesis and it had no fees(every uni is state owned) which means that niggerball or football(not handegg) doesn't get you into college, universities are not corporations, they don't owe you the degree once you paid your tuition, plus they don't have to fake graduations or create fake press momentum to gain fame and thus more customers.
I don't discredit oxford, but neither cucktress' 5 year BsC/MsC/PhD makes sense, neither those fast-track "get your degrees for $9.95 in less than 24 hours".

I already called him out before I knew that he is a clueless reviewer. he just verified the obvious incompetence in his articles.
how many pajeettech drones do we have here?

>I had to go to a university, not college
...lmao

>Doctoral Candidate (DPhil/PhD)
>University of Oxford

are you retarded or just pretending?

When you burn out at 23 you can't have nice things.

>The University of Oxford is a collegiate research university in Oxford, England.
you're not the brightest one in the house, are you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colleges_of_the_University_of_Oxford

>"burn out"
are you guys doing it for free?
well, it's not the best damage control, but it's something.
having drones for free, on an anime image board with ltt and luke as official queens... it's something.
>postdoc
to be fair, postdoc requires skills, patience and studying.
being a pajeet journo, requires double click cinebench, double click dhrystone and then spend the rest of the day on excell making fancy tables.

I literally have no words

What exactly do you think a college IS?

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>23
>make $40/hr 40hr/week completely remote
>live in my small hometown
I make enough money to live like a king :^)

>What exactly do you think a college IS?
exactly what it is, a college, which differentiates it from universities.
maybe you should do some reading before engaging in such discussion.
Also, many colleges in the bongland, don't require teachers to have a PhD.
In my country there are no colleges, only unis and it is mandatory to have a PhD and a certain amount of publications to be accepted as a faculty member.
I am not saying that my uni is better, because "better" is always synonymous to fame and press coverage... and we all know how those private companies spend to stay afloat in the press.
Also, don't forget that the most well-known institutes with fees, like harvard, mit and princeton have zero standards in handing out degrees.
You can make a "donation" and get your inbred offspring accepted and/or graduated.

Jesus, you're actually an idiot.

ALL STUDENTS AT OXFORD ATTEND ONE OF THE COLLEGES

How does that in ANY way take away from the status and prestige of an Oxford PhD?

college and university are not the same. I thought we settled that.
apart for the uni in the title, oxford is a college.
unis have different standards from college.
also, you can't have a PhD with 5 years of studies.
4 years BSc
1+ years of MSc
3+ years of PhD
that's how it works in most of the world.
how is it possible for a bong to get all these in 5 years and claim that he got a PhD, is beyond me.
Cucktress is shitting you and you are defending him.
now, go back to jerking of to 640x266 loli transcoded clips on your kike lake.

>being this much of a retarded faggot

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>He's got a cunt face and I don't much like reading about blokes with cunt faces.
>t.ugly norf fc britbong supporter

>meme + no u
classic Jow Forums discussion ending.
I hope that you'll have free time after this thread to educate yourself on unis and degrees, even if this means that you have to check wikipedia.

Jesus christ, confirmed 3rd world europoor retard.

I knew you were LARPing this whole fucking time

Oxford is a university with MANY colleges.

So is Cambridge.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colleges_of_the_University_of_Cambridge

How the fuck are you going to claim Oxford and Cambridge AREN'T top notch schools?

ALL students of both Oxford and Cambridge are students of a specific college from those universities.

EVERY STUDENT.

You can't just attend the university of oxford without choosing a college. That's how it fucking works

At least I'm not a mentally ill tyranny.
At least I still have that.

Which one is the tranny? The one with the tits?

I only said that universities != colleges... and thank god I didn't have to go to a college, imagine if I had to pay for it.
>confirmed 3rd world europoor retard.
let's see
germany: free
france: free
norway: free
denmark: free
finland: free
sweden: free
austria: free
belgium: free
czech: free
greece: free
how bad do you feel that you have to pay for something this basic like education?
I guess I am the europoor.

they are both potentially trannies.
It's well known that fat reduces testosterone production and testosterone levels.

I wish I had MS at 27, and by MS I mean Multiple Sclerosis.

He's apparently too intelligent to brush his teeth or not being a disgusting fatass.

i couldn't even finish college

I just noticed how hard they are trying to pass him as a PhD.
>Dr. Cucktress
>PhD at 23
>Waffle Eater
he must've been feeling very uncomfortable about his education.
youtube.com/watch?v=mq7VgZAhk28

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Lets put it this way, his degree is no longer offered and it's now a 10 month master program instead.

Chad Masters vs Virgin PhD

>tfw 29 with 6 unfinished degrees and a traineeship that got me a steady job

Least I have an appartment

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