How is your neck and lumbars going, my Jow Forumss?

How is your neck and lumbars going, my Jow Forumss?

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>that pic
What the fuck are they doing?

>He doesn't de-bro his work space
Lad

Are those cuck sheds?

No, those are half cuck sheds. Trust me, I would know (I've been a Jow Forums resident since the beginning).

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What's up with diversity and being inclusive anyway? Who even profits from it?

What a time to be alive!

>Who even profits from it?

(((they)))

*(((zey)))

The supposedly discriminated groups, that get a job that they would never get if it was a blind interview
Also outrage media, that cashes on clicks while "defending" those guys, that they are usually friends with
So basically media bullies companies into giving jobs to whoever they want, to avoid getting bad rep on the news

And dinosaurs are also a government conspiracy I forgot to mention.

>De-bro
>All men are getting shit done

>Wamen are still running around with odd titels and saying stuff that doesn't matter in the actual development

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>avoid getting bad rep on the news
How bad could this be for said company? I can't imagine regular people really giving a shit, but there's no diversity to speak of in my country so I might be wrong.

I'm not exaggerating in the slightest, and inclusion hires are destroying industries now
The Vidya industry is the best example, ie: EA, blizzard

It all political bad rep, and that does affect investors

>9/11 was an inside job

have sex

Avoid corporations.
Startups cant afford the diversity meme.

Or they only take women or pajeets that actually can do stuff.

Everytime a big studio flexes an all women team, the result is legit garbage
See the last Mass Effect

Get help

>ampproject.org
Stop using Google News.

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>Get work

building a github alternative backed by nix and written in rust as we speak brother.

It's a search bar result
They must be including that amp shit now

Fucking disgusting why don't they take their shoes off.

>using google

When you increase the supply of labour the cost goes down.

But the supply increase is low quality, it will cost you more in the long run.

How retarded do you have to be to post a link this fucking long and think it's fine?

It's called not giving a fuck

You're wrong about the long run. If more minorities get into it in the next 30 years the FAANG companies win because their primary expense (people) will go down.

But minorities will only fuck up the companies completely.

Standing desk master race.

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Why you faggots complaining? I fucking wish my office looked like that. Going outside for a cigarette is the only "distraction" I get all day long. What I'd give to be able to have some alone time in those pods or at a bar.

Then they go home to their podshare commune.

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>lamp directly overhead
Bravo.

>The architects behind the redesign explain that their primary goal was to “soften the harsh, masculine feel” of the open-source coding platform’s 32,000 sq. ft. San Francisco office. While GitHub’s previous space was certainly stylish—complete with all the expected quirky accoutrements of a thriving tech startup—it was unmistakably designed for bros. There was a “Rat Pack” room, a saloon, and the obligatory game room. There was even a motorcycle hanging from the ceiling. Rapt Studio, known for designing handsome corporate offices, successfully deleted GitHub’s design bro-isms in three moves

Imagine actually giving a shit about any of this, or thinking it poses a bad enough problem that the HQ needs a complete redesign.

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That game could have been the best one. The combat was, but holy crap was everything else so horrible.

It's better for businesses to spend extra money on frivolous shit than to actually report turning a profit and having the taxman take it away.

>Why you faggots complaining?
Jow Forums complains about everything.

>podshare
cuckshare*

Because nobody uses the soipods. They were forced for the picture. The lamp is directly overhead. It was designed by a woman who has no business making workspaces for offices.

>imagine the smell

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>What I'd give to be able to have some alone time in those pods or at a bar.
That pods look fucking uncomfortable, I can't think of a single way to sit there and work without breaking my back. Look at these chairs on the left, they look fine.

How about the fucks epend more on their workers

thats just the break room where they eat lunch right? they have offices?

Would sniff all the girls used socks.

they're coding, duh

>de-bro the man cave office
I guess having proper lumbar and neck support, a decent table and a good display is a bro thing now
Back to the laptop, and sitting on the floor, guys
Let's all fight the patriarchy together

Everyone is using amp 'cause if you don't you get buried in search results.
There's no alternative, they have a monopoly and not bending over to them means getting memory holed.

Isn't capitalism great?

>Taxes is capitalism

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Cuck loops
Sometimes called by their trademarked name Cuck-O's

>I fall for propagandistic redefinitions of things in order to be contrarian

Yes, you did. The question is... .why?

>Based de-broed user

Well, yeah. North Korea has no taxes.

When are we gonna de-sis workspaces?
And de-nig them? Yeah, de-nigging sounds pretty important.

No because then they spend more time at home with their families and enjoying life outside of the office when they could make the office a space they could never dream to afford or live in so they unconsciously choose to spend more and more time at the office. I mean, that is if they ever get to the point of having a family on the first place.

I wasn't aware that "bro" culture was still a thing in 2019 let alone that its dying out. Every child and millennial calling random men and women "bro" is something I've come accustomed to.

I'm into de-jeeting my workplace

>no u: the post
Come on, put some effort into it!

>eliminate taxes
>the state has no means to enforce the law anymore
>in particular, it can't protect private property no more
>you lose your right to private property as theft can't be prevented and/or punished
>capitalism degenerates into chaos and anarchy
Yeah, if you wanna have a system based on the right to private property, then taxes are going to be a part of it, son.

Probably designed by the chiropractic council of San Francisco

fuck github
github is microsoft

I did a bad movement and my back has been hurting a bit, but nothing so bad. I've got sciatica tho, and my right leg starts hurting when I sit for too long (3-4 ish hours)

I'm 24.

>Earn more than 70k
>That will be 70% of your income for Mohammed wellfare
Such is life in Europe socialism.

You still pay taxes in rice and goods if you are semi-iindependent like a farmer.

Workers just work and a fixed wage.

If you work at all in the industry you already work with a bunch of women. These Jow Forums threads are fucking stupid. What are you, a bunch of neets or something?

Totally fucked mate.

Take away all the IT meme jobs and all you will see women "work" is in accounting or the cleaning lady.

>mixing ecenomic systems and systems of government

Could you just-

Income is a pretty new thing.
pre-40's this was called a war tax.
And you where only charged what we called a VAT tax today.

I have 20 years in the business, how many do you have? (Shitposting from your parents basement in rural montana doesnt count)

My company of ~40 developers employs only two women (receptionists) and thank God for that.

18 years you nigger, coded in c++ back when you needed to code the front and back buffer using the window api.
Pre- .net shit.

Yeah but, have you even de-broed your workspace?!

>You still pay taxes in rice and goods if you are semi-iindependent like a farmer.
there are no semi independent farmers in north korea, every farm and production facility is state run and owned

In all honesty i only met 2 women in my life i was impressed with.
The other one was that rare girl with autism/asperger.

All i see now are abysmal "programmers" and "idea girls" any real engineer can do

And you've had zero female coworkers, really? How long do you need to shower before the smell of cock wears off?

Yea and you have to give your product and you can only keep a set amount of procent.

In China the prices of rice is set per year and also by quality.
They can pay their taxes too in rice if they have no money.

they gotta have a real workstation with a proper monitor and keyboard setup... right? no way people would agree to work like that for prolonged periods of time

Yea, i do IOT/restful backend now, you think a western THOT is interested in coding AI and embedded-C AVR chips?
That would be too hard.

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I question the logic behind attracting workers who feel opressed by technological sights to your tech company.

Please support pijul

Quite few, but I'm sure there are some. But unless you're that weird aspie programmer in the corner, who manages to keep employment somehow, you will deal with a bunch of people.

What does logic have to do with anything?

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Yea i'm sure with the diversity hires in your will have a lot of girls, i have seen it and i'm not impressed.

But go to a company that does specialized stuff like AI, software for ships, planes, weapon systems.

You'll see their numbers drop drastically.

>>But go to a company that does specialized stuff like AI
Akshuly, I worked with AI and there were plenty of foids in there.
NLP work often involves cooperation with linguists.

I hate women so much, lads

Its open plan, but theres only 7 of us.

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Me too, but unironically.

Why do women insist on invading every male space?
Men never try to invade girlie things

Anyone here is a woman and can explain?

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Every fucking company with more than 10 employees will employ a bunch of women and that's been the case for decades. Any neurotypical developer will meet women in his daily work. If you have a hard time believing that women can program beyond Karlie Kloss level, then consider that a real employed developer cooperates with testers, requirement analysts, project managers and hopefully with the stakeholders and end users of the thing s/he is building...

Pic related, it's you.

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Female spaces have only female garbage.
Male spaces have all the innovation and thus quickly start having the money.

Penis envy
Read some Freud

Dude the job i do, in my office.
I don't fucking care about those testers and shit outside my office.
And half that shit like analyzing/UML/testing you fucking do.

Like i said remove meme job no wamen.

>I don't fucking care about those testers and shit outside my office.
So you're a shit developer. Good we got that cleared up.

Ever seen a group of 10 women close together 24/7 ?
Ready the popcorn.