Women in tech

If I ran a software company, I'd create a position called enginert liason that had the responsibility of communicating between the software engineers and business end, exclusively to hire pleasant women to encourage the engineers.

I agree, except first group represent like 0.1% of the total of wamun in tech

>he thinks he won't get #metoo'd for that easy payday

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He's saying he was going to hire whores to blow his turbo-virgins for better results. Read between the lines, you were almost there.

>hires whores
>thinking they have ethics and won't metoo him

Right,explains why prostitutes are the biggest #metoo group on the internet. Remove head from ass first, then type.

No metoo in Japan, user. Japs work hard, long hours and will be happy to do so until they retire with a little encouragement. They also work for dirt cheap.

>he doesn't understand whores get beat up by their pimp
>he doesn't understand you can't beat up whores in a corporate workplace

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>look mom i posted le summer meme like the cool chan kids

>I could never do it therefor it can't be done
Thanks, I am convinced now.
>trying to look cool on anonymous boards
You're a titan of industry.

Why does that thing look like it's from an Aphex Twin video?

I spent 18 months here so far, last summer there was at least 2 women in tech threads on a daily basis. By October, they appeared at much, much lower rate. The meme applies literally.

>has been here a bit more than a year
>think he can post about summer fags
but you are the true summer fag here

I'll take 2 geniuses over millions of mediocrities

yeah, but ill take millions of geniuses men in tech over 2 genius women

>no women in tech

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are you impressed now?

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I don't swing that way

so you're into necrophilia then?

>the workplace is where I should be mingling with people of the opposite gender

>I've spent 18 months here so far
Yup summer confirmed

That is basically @noopkat at Microsoft.

"Cloud Develop Advocate"

linkedin.com/in/susanmhinton/

So like those Gogo bar girls but for tech?

honestly she has a better tech background that 99.9% of women in the tech industry

That does not at all look like a pleasant woman. That looks like a diversity hire tranny ultraliberal feminazi.

Im the engineer of this office.

No, think more like soccer moms for manchild software engineers.

>watch a 10 minute YouTube video on html
>get job paying 150k over a male who studied for 6 years
>have absolutely nothing expected of you so just spend 20 minutes a week editing other people's projects with filler to put your name on them
>OMMGGG MEN ARE SEXIST PIECES OF SHIT AND NOBODY SHOULD LISTEN TO THEIR OPINION ON ANYTHING I'M THE VICTIM HERE

The last few years made me sexist and shit and I'm proud of it more than anything at this point

>giving useless women even more jobs for having a vagina
You're exactly the problem

>Cock tease in between business types and engineers
Literal meme job.

china is already using women to encourage male programmers to work harder

Yea but they some happy ending.

Morale improvement for your best employees is not a useless job, it's quite possibly one of the most important things since those engineers make the only thing tech companies sell. Additionally, that job serves as a buffer between business cucks and the actual talent.

Oh yea me too
>Cunt with no real IT experience is put in a manager position because muh diversity
>Cunt can't be humble about it and doesn't get that it's because muh diversity
>Cunt gets overly cunty and makes people miserable
>Throws tantrums, create drama
>Has a literal group of beta orbiters and low confidence cunts that aspire to replace her
>People of actual value quit
>Project crashes
>muh soggy knees

Paying women to be distracting thots instead of using the money for actual benefits are surely going to improve morale. Are you actually unironically retarded?

This is why i absolutely hate hate big corps.

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