I'm trying to teach myself C so I can stop being homeless. Every fucking day this fat fuck comes in, sits next to me, and starts playing fucking video games and chatting with his loser friends (instead of looking for a job or improving his skills).
I can't concentrate while listening to him yelling into his headset or braying laughter.
What if anything can I do about this fat fuck? Should I try to talk to him, or is he too lacking in tact for it to be worth the effort?
Barring that, is there any way I can fuck with his game?
you won't make it in the workforce if you can't put up with someone like that
Angel Torres
Just learn basic web dev in half a week and you can get employed anywhere no skills needed, its retareded
Elijah Lee
You can murder him. You're already homeless, so it's not like you have anything to lose.
Eli Martin
>I'm trying to teach myself C so I can stop being homeless.
Nobody will hire you with C.
Web Dev is far more likely for someone without a degree, but still extremely competitive based on the market.
Owen Gutierrez
This is a public library, unfortunately they don't have rules against noise.
Do you mean PHP, SQL, and JavaScript? Or some ridiculous framework that changes every 3 months?
Parker Young
if a homeless /v/irgin stops you then you will never make it
Thomas Long
This guy is shorter, fatter, and uglier than me. He used to moan that his gf took his daughter away from him. Given his reddit fedora atheist takes on women (one of my friends knows him) and that he has zero motivation to better himself, she's probably better off.
I'm easily annoyed by stupid people, it's easier not to engage especially with bums.
So earplugs it is then?
Nathan Edwards
You're the one passive aggressively bitching about him on a Chinese shoe-making forum. Tell him all this shit to his face instead of being a bitch and talking behind his back.
Dylan Fisher
I'm being cautious before I act. Letting him know that I'm the author of his troubles is a bad idea if I for instance find a way to get him banned from the library. If that makes me a bitch then fine, I don't care, as long as I can have some peace and quiet IN A FUCKING LIBRARY then I am happy.
Nathaniel Reed
>I can stop being homeless Like unironically? Shit, nigga, what the hell you been doing. >instead of looking for a job Why would anyone look for ways to become a slave? >I can't concentrate while listening to him yelling into his headset or braying laughter. Sounds a lot like my family. Gotta learn to block it out, mate. >Should I try to talk to him, or is he too lacking in tact for it to be worth the effort? It's worth a try but I obviously wouldn't expect much. Depends on your skills too. >Barring that, is there any way I can fuck with his game? Why thinking about this shit when you wanted to learn C?
Also this. Though it never hurts to know things. Ruby on rails, bruv.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>fill usb with loli >put usb near him >call the cops
I'm trying to stop being homeless by getting skills. I have some skill with Java but it's like sophomore level at best.
You have good points.
I want to do freelance work so I can live in a foreign country and fuck sweet sweet sideways gook pussy. That's my goal.
Dubs don't lie, Mohammed.
David Cox
Ignore the guy who mentioned Ruby on Rails. I work for a web hosting company and we deal with a lot of catastrophically incompetent web developers. Ruby on Rails is too shit and out-of-date even for them. We have one company with a server that can't be updated because the updates would render the Rails sites unusable. I don't know if he's meming or if he's actually trying to fuck up your whole life, but it's some 2008-tier website shit.
What do you recommend then? I have a fair grasp of OOP (though I think it's retarded) as a Java programmer. What should I go with? What books do you recommend?
Easton Price
Have sex
Levi Miller
>though i think its retarded you're retarded
Cooper Price
App development is the job for autists who like programming. If you don't like that, look for datacentre/NOC jobs like mine. You will learn everything (by being shat on by everyone) and if you can handle that, you can walk into another non-programming job effortlessly.
The biggest thing in the next few years is going to be cybersecurity. If you can be expert-tier at that, you can pretty much name your price because nobody else can do it. If you still want to stick to programming, ethical hacking is probably the answer for you.
Michael Howard
you're really picky and anti-social. learning one of those "ridiculous frameworks" is one of the easiest intro jobs to programming today.
no wonder you're a fucking bum.
Colton Adams
based gamerchad
Jordan Rodriguez
>Nobody will hire you with C. If your goal is to get a job knowing one language and only one language it would be C.
Hudson Williams
Just be like Diogenes and shove raw chicken in his ass
William Rivera
the Jow Forumseek, and the /v/irgin: an Aesop’s Fable
Camden Nguyen
.NET job market is pretty good. Fuck PHP
Juan King
You're literally homeless and still think yourself as superior to others?
And if need microcontrollers, download and read some microcontrollers guides.
Carter Butler
Do this. I went from making 37k to making 130k in four years thanks to webdev.
Xavier Campbell
Just learn how to be a web developer. If you're somewhat serious about it, you'll shade into minimal competence within a couple of months. Invest in a pair of earplugs and ignore this other guy. Why do you care about what he's doing? He's an irrelevance.
Aaron Parker
Tell them he approached you in the bathroom about a lil buttfun
I.do it to homeless people at the library all the time when they look.at me with that smell
Zachary Bailey
Terrible advice. If you want to be gainfully employed within weeks you'd say JavaScript.
Eli Walker
Its something i heard from a geezer that bleeds C.
Brayden Johnson
>Good software developers are in high demand, but entry-level positions are rare. If a B.S. in CS is no longer cutting it, what can businesses do to make sure that the tech labor pool is large enough to sustain growth? >I underestimated just how difficult it would be to find a developer job...
In before reddit. These are a couple recent highly upvoted complaints about CS degree-holders failing to get accepted to entry level positions. If even CS graduates can't get entry level jobs, what hope does the autodidact have?
Jason Clark
>what hope does the autodidact have? Github/portfolio?
Ian Gutierrez
thank you, user
Isaac Wilson
suggestions on what to focus on?
James Cook
>If your goal is to get a job knowing one language and only one language it would be C.
Name one company that will hire a homeless man to do C programming.
Most C programming is in embedded software. Some of which requires a security clearance. Nobody will hire someone without a degree to do C. Period.
Camden Sanders
>teach myself C so I can't stop being homeless Retard, first stop giving a fuck about others, are you fucking siamese twins ? Second if you want to make money the why learn a language that's used in embedded systems and lower level code which no one in the right mind would expose you to without a CS degree, 2-3 years of work and or projects under your belt + other arbitrary things which you pick up over years if working. Programming in itself is a job that any brainlet could do and by your tone id imagine you are too retarded for that and maybe even networking.
t. Person who has seen late teens/early 20s morons at the peak of their dunningkrugger
Didn't a mexinigher last summer plugged his iPhone into your laptop? Did you managed to brick his phone?
Luke Jackson
This advice is like when people telling you to learn python if you want to become a developer Retarded
Ian Adams
There's no freelance C work. Pick up Javascript and PHP (both shitty languages). Everyone and their uncle is looking for a PHP guy to fix their shitty ecommerce site or whatever. I'm the guy that hires the shitty PHP guys.
Jack Hughes
I'm self-taught, I beat a guy with a CS Master's degree for my job. I put in lots of commits and built an app, a take home assignment. He put in two or three commits and effed around with config files for 3 days before giving up.
Gabriel Ross
>I'm trying to teach myself C so I can stop being homeless
Dude, you're homeless? Get yourself a job (even Starbucks barista or some shit) and some stable housing. Being homeless will fuck with your mind man.
Mason Gray
This thread feels like I stumbled upon someone's old LiveJournal.
Ian Clark
You're just jealous that excuse of a man (from your point of view) fucks with your tiny wire nerves while he can get everything you can't. Make him suffer. Okay if serious - go for the web development, it is sooo much faster to gain some profits with it than with the nerdy low-level c programming. If you really can't stand the guy, find any other job quickly, get some temporary place to live, study and work in. Or just to study and work in.