Putting fabric on a laptop was a good idea

You just need some oxi clean and a steam washer. Your laptop will look good as new.

This is intentional to curb second-hand sales.

it's fabric, just throw it in with your laundry

I cant't actually think of any other motivation

meant for

I think it's worse that the laptop is impossible to repair.

>tfw no alcantara laptop

That's pretty smart if true.
But I think it's just cheap materials.

You rub your cum into it and then 9 months later you find cyborg babies around it.

>half of the thread is triggered ad-homming hipsters from /fa/
lmao

based and naturaloilspilled

I legitimately feel sad for the dumb fucks that bought a surface...

They are worse than the crapplel iDiots.

BTW, fuck jewgle and their shitty ass slow captchas.

In case the bot didnt pick it up, FUCK GOOGLE AND THEIR SHITTY ASS CAPTCHAS.

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has microsoft ever made anything that isn't shit?

surface laptop managed to take apple's retarded design decisions and take it up to 11

at least macbooks can be fixed by replacing big expensive pieces, surface laptop literally cannot be taken apart without destroying the case

well they're not marketed towards people who want to upgrade and repair their laptops anyway so stop caring and don't buy it if you don't like it autist
they aren't going to influence the market enough for other manufactures to copy them either because theres still a market for up-gradable laptops

Zune
p.s. nice trips

>nothing to get up for in the morning
is this what life is like for non-coffee drinkers?

Visual Studio?

I think the Surface brand was made with women in mind.

we used it as a sex toy once, and now my boyfriend is pregnant.

normal people use rubber mats.you skin and oil doesn't really come into direct contact with seats and couch, it is your cloths.

There's no motivation. The Surface Laptop exist because Microsoft needed a device to launch Windows S, they knew people wouldn't buy a $1000 laptop with nerfed Windows so they just went full retard.
But as you can see people still bought it for some reason.

that's pretty gay.

zune was shit, if you think otherwise, your mind is mistaking the device for its most famous user

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except the whole car is carpet and fabric seats

notice your steering wheel gets dirty and you have to wash your bed sheets

That looks like the Surface type cover, not the Surface laptop.

m-more zune plz

Pretty much the curse of any Windows laptop. One detail or two tend to be unbelievable stupid.

Windows 7
Windows 10
Office
VS
VS Code
Surface Pro
Azure
C#

i5 Surface 6 seems alright. As does SurfaceBook 2.

Just wash it.

>Le buy a new one Fruit vendor man

And Windows 8.1, unironically great.

how have you not ripped off the stickers yet

>He gets fabric interior
Dude sex lmao

>you have to wash your bed sheets
Yes, and I can easily do that because they're not glued to electronics.

Greasy fat fuck

What kind of a cave man are you?

The kind that uses water to wash fabrics.

>needing an addiction to caffeine beverage to have meaning in waking up in the morning
Is this what life is like for non cold shower people?

>whole car is fabric

Um nigger either you car is plastic econobox, or a leather one.

Except any $100k car now is covered in alcantara.
Seats, dash, roof liner, steering wheel and other things all can't escape the alcantara meme.

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I refurb these

warm soap and water

p. sure that is what MS says to use

do you also never clean your carpet, OP? Would love to see your floor

>having carpets in your house
i'd rather kill myself in all honesty my brethren.

unlike surface laptops, supercars have options.

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>Americans shart on computers too

>100k
>supercar
o i am laffin

Idk man the Alcantara® floor, Alcantara® steering wheel, Alcantara® dash and Alcantara® headliner are still there. Alcantara® Material for Car, Aircraft and Yacht interiors is too premium for peasant to understand.

You do realize price has nothing to do with a car being a super car right? What am I kidding. Of course you dont.

Also that's a McLaren it's more than 100k

How did this happen? Why would anyone want that?

I told you fucking normalfags this when this shit was announced, yet you all thought it was cool.. alcantara has been used in cars for a long time and it always gets scuffed to fuck with sweat and grime. traditionally in actual race cars that use this shit drivers wear gloves for extra grip, and as a consequence that grime isn't a problem.

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>weebs are retards
wow user was that really hard

It's Premium™

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>A 720S is $100K

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Feels good being right, eh?

Used to shitpost about the thing when it was announced too and anons were like: "Don't be stupid, do you think they would have used Alcantara (tm) if it had problem with wear?" and the whole shit about premium cars using it, hence it being fine.

At least the wheel isn't covered by it.

there's a reason disgusting NEETs prefer thinkpads, they're black so they hide all their bodily fluids better
-posted from a T530

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The sticker contains important information.

>he doesn't know about the performance buff

what's that? a disposable computer?

>seville background
why? you'd be mad to drive with alcantara seats in andalusian weather.

actually yes, in order to upgrade, or repair it you must first destroy the device, then buy a new one.

This looks like shite.

Alcantara has actually a very nice touch and is very comfortable, as long as it only covers seats. It's not good looking in a car, but since you seat on it, why would you care? Don't you dare sweat on such material though.

What if it's hot outside. Sounds like a bother, you either have to have it replaced or you have ugly looking car (not that it looks good even when brand new).

Sun-visor + AC as soon as you start the car.

> Windows 10, the best desktop OS ever created
> Microsoft Office, the best office suite ever created
> Xbox Elite controller, the best gamepad ever created
Yes.

>IntelliMouse Explorer, best mouse ever created
>Paint, best painting software ever created

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But if you ever leave the car you will get sweaty either way. Or are rich guys car hikikomori.

How come rich people have no taste

A supercar pushes the boundaries of performance and that $300k lambo with plastic cladding that looks like the stuff on a Honda civic is very obviously not pushing the boundaries of anything but tasteless gen x-ers ability to blow six figures on mass produced garbage.

it is a vague facsimile of all of the signifiers people associate with exotic cars and quality but at the cheapest possible level they can get away with while still getting people to froth at the mouth at the prospect of driving one

xbox one controller is based

How is it cheap material? It's the some metal body but they glued that shit on top

They're literally mentally ill. Probably explains the autistic drive to work 18 hour days to make money they never even look at or measure, they have people for that, sonwhats the point? It's all very strange.

Have you seen what they sell as Christian Dior? Rich people actually buy that gaudy shit

Creative studio

...

can you rip the cloth off?

>>Putting plastic on a laptop was a good idea

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>Putting aluminium on a laptop was a good idea

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Only a retard would^ve bought a surface.

This was made for rich people that buy a new laptop every 6 months to a year, not for poorfags on Jow Forums that buy 10 year old Thinkpads and recycle them with lightweight Linux distributions.

>rich people
>a computer which looks like a disposable plate made of recycled cardboard

>having acidic sweat
Are you a super hero or something?

>rich people
>using Windows

Easy to fix.
>Disassemble
>Take rattle can
>Spray
Boom, like new.

seething
Billy is 2nd richest man and Ballmer is currently #20 so yes.

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Billy had to ban his fucking family from using Apple stuff, since even his kids didn't want to touch MS products. Steve probably can't even use a computer without help; and he was caught with a Mac during some presentation.

>taking your computer's hrt stickers off

Here's your computer bro

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Tim Apple uses Microsoft products? Impossiburu!

You shut your god damn mouth you don't know a damn thing