Remember the time USA lost against some rice farmers in Vietnam?

remember the time when this happened
shit was epic

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Remember when we fucked your ass in Battle of Kursk?

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You have a point there

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Remember when we took your capital and took your women as war brides remember when we won almost every major battle against you

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WE?

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Do you mean the battles after everyone was done? Considering that a killsteal

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Remember when some people back before I was born did some stuff to other people who weren't born yet?

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we really shouldn't have fought that war
imperialism is a terrible thing

Yes we were actually in western front i know you communists like to take all the credit but don't forget who supplied your broke asses

A kill steal is still a kill

your supplies were only 10%
also your troops arrived too late
our boys were almost done with Erika

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Take all the credit? What about all the german inventions that you stole and sold as your own? Your Country exist only of the achievments of others. You are a joke

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I agree with you Siegfried

Whatever you want to tell yourself to keep your cringy Soviet pride intact

LOL
Will you deny the fact that most of credits for victory goes to the soviet union?

This is the gratitude we get? Why did we even bother to rebuild your shit country?

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>Your Country exist only of the achievments of others. You are a joke
Your country only exists because you are useful to us there is probably more American soldiers in German soil then there is German's in the German military

American invention list far surpasses Germanys... not much of a competition there.

Yes our people came from Anglo and Germanic tribes but we surpassed where we came from and accomplished much in our new country.
You should not degrade the accomplishments of your brothers simply because they moved out of the pastures and made something great themselves.

Yeah right, lets talk about Cars, Tvs, Rockets, Geigenzähler, Books and Remotes

aren't you glad that happened? if overpopulation is a thing already, imagine if we had had no wars.

Actually Germans contributed the a lot to physics field of science

Yeah i know you did the heavy lifting it just annoys me when people pretend we weren't in ww2 at all i mean look at Russian losses on the western front and look at American losses in the pacific it's clear who had the better army's

Oh, who could forget about the Geigenzähler?
Pretty sure the Chinese pioneered the use of rockets in war.

No it isnt
For example you fought stupid gooks
We fought smart Germans
also we had a battle with japs its called Battles of Khalkhin Gol and we fucked em so hard so they feared to fight with us

No. I mean space rockets like Nasa, you know, the ones you stole

We should have stayed out of WW2.
As George Washington said, we should not fight demons in foreign lands.
Plus we could have kept all the money we wasted on the war.

I don't think we lost, we just went home. We lost public support and left those rice farmers to be further ravaged by communism or something.

Just choke on our Kinderüberraschung

>Japanese
>Stupid
The Japanese army literally killed 15% of china's population and the Japanese also kicked your ass pretty soundly in a previous war

>We should have stayed out of WW2
We should have helped the axis instead of communist scum

It was Tzars army that sucked
Red army havent sucked in ww2
Nice cope btw We fucked japs and germans

Germany wanted peace with uk and america so yes fine we eat your shniztzel it taste good

>The red army didn't suck
Oh yeah running face first into a MG42 gunner until he runs out of ammo is really smart tactics and you may have won one insufficient battle against the Japanese we won a war against them

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You gotta be fucking kidding me right?
You must me a real retard to think that soviets win the war by tactics you described

>100000 losses
>oh yeah are army was kick ass and we had really smart tactics
Dude you basically zerg rushed the German army until they ran out of ammo and resources

*11,000,000

Its real war boy
You country has never fought in one
Its called war of attrition Soviets fought in their land And they actually used a lot of tactis just take a look at Battle of Stalingrad and keep in mind that Soviet union barely gets in shape after bloody civil war

desu it was some damn good rice

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You were little crybabys. At least Russia took it like a man and fought for their country

>Fight's in a real war
>Sets the high score for most soldiers killed in war
Doesn't sound like your to good at fighting real wars

>Forced to flight for their corrupt communist government
Ftfy

I repeat We were attacked By the most professional army in the world We fought this war from the start and we droove them away.
While you guys came when germans were almost dead and here now bragging muh we won the war

Thats exactly what I mean! These forsaken Americans are bragging about something they didnt achieve

lel
everyone is mad now
thanks america

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i blame France

but why are you bragging about how much you died? war is about making the other guy die

>11,000,000 dead Russian soldiers
>4,000,000 dead German soldiers
Oh no no no no no

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Actually you are absolutely right

What France?

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We never hide these numbers we keep em in mind in order to prevent any new bloody wars

so are you tho
its not like you fought in the war, you're just upset at America for whatever reason

muh anti-communism
muh Marshall plan

>something they didnt achieve
>Fought the most powerful army in all of Asia almost single handedly and won

Germans literally the best soldiers in the world
it took half the world to defeat em

My point is you suck at fighting wars

good for them but that literally changes nothing about what i said. besides soldiers dont win wars logistics do

You cant have a point
to have one you have to think
to think you need brain
americans are brainless

You right about logistics

very epic banter im going to upload it to r/Jow Forums for the epic karma thanks for the free upvotes

>lost a war to some drunken Finnish farmers
Russians seem to be brainless too

Nyet we didnt lost
We get what we wanted no matter the cost

>We didn't lose
Your sure didn't win tho
>We get what we wanted no matter the cost
What you wanted was Russian soldiers to get shot by pissed of Finnish farmers?

Cowboy
what do you want ?

this thread sucks and OP is a circlejerking faggot
im leaving

You were the only american that was capable of having normal discussion
Good luck buddy

>What do you want
Nothing i'm just throwing some light hearted banter

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FUGGG

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No but I remember Germany get B T F O by 2 major wars

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Why you angry

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Hey thats some thick booty

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Aw yes the the thing Russian communists and American Nazis can agree on is our love of fat asses

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Thats the thing that connects people all over the world

Also your love of corrupt authoritarian regimes.
>Those quads tho.

Big butts are a universal language

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>your troops arrived too late
only because american involvement was what caused the war to end when it did. the war would have been won without american involvement, but without us d-day would not have been launched and the war would have dragged on for a few more years.

Unless you make an ass vs tits thread. In that case it becomes the cold war again.

Remember the time germany has literally never won a speakable war?

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back to /his/ with you, nigger

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And they say Guerilla Warfare doesn't work. Never gib guns.