The absolute state of british women

The absolute state of british women

What are we gonna do about smegs?

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stop feeding them reality TV shows for a start

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prolly let the lemonjellos give em a bit of the rough and tumble m8, innit what it do in merry old london town?

where is the jpg of that kid opening the car door with a disgust face ?

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no clue what that is

considering they look like inflated ballsacks, do they put out at least?

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>What are we gonna do about smegs?
Kidnap and to the braap barn they go

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BRRRRAAAAPPP

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Why am into this

ive never seen an ass so big yet so unattractively shaped. leave it to the UK to fuck up food and women i guess

Post Jade ffs

Wanna know why Britbongs always shill against Poles, Romanians, etc. and make up lies about their women? Because their own are slags who look like pic related.

>What are we gonna do about smegs?
I tell you what I'm gonna do
>women

Absolute unit. In awe of the size.

British TV

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Because Eskimos like blubber ?

It's not all bad in Blighty.

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mama mia!

ripe for breeding

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Why are you bothered or interested even? I’m in the Chinese takeaway now, luckily it’s still open. Perfect night. Fucked s bird in a car park earlier tonight, Mel, fuck that was hot. So nasty but sooooo nice. We just stood at the back of the only parked car and 20 feet away from a busy road and fucked. Epic.
I’m getting crispy shredded beef in Peking sauce. Awesome. I need my space afterwards so I do this every week or so, thots are my hobby. Why do you care?

I mean , not horrible.

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poot

BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP

i mean...
i would...

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Because you're endorsing the lack of portion control. How are you gonna find a wife to raise your kids responsibly when she can't eat less than two servings of wetherspoons pulled pork?
imagine the smell...

Checked.
She has that "taking as shit" face going on in this one.
*ploop*

I would pound this chubby whore like there's no tomorrow. I would put chocolate syrup and milk in her butt then drink it out with a bendy straw.

Name?

And people bitch when I say to just wait until the 2030's...

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Holly Hagan. A classic English slag from Geordie Shore.

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An English rose

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>implying you guys wouldnt shag that chav

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I would breed that sow so hard.

The fuck is wrong with you people!? This wasn't the intention of my thread at all!

She is....beautiful....

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Just imagine having to put up with this noise for >6 hours a day. I'd rather die.

sorry man I have too many Holly Hagan pics saved on my computer

She would be a beauty if she lost 75lbs.

>not wanting to pound this fat whore

wowza guys, get real. I would fuck this bitch until I was just cumming a drop or two and my dick hurt, and then I would piss all over here.

THICC Meme

People now think being abuse obese as shit with a fat ass = beautiful.

whatever that accent is - its hot as fuck. but i guess i would think different as a brit.

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This accent is seen on the daily pretty much everywhere. You can guarantee that woman will stink up your kitchen with pig fat and chip buttys within 5 minutes of entering your home, then clog your shitter and ask you to fix it

It's a geordie accent.

banished to bant

*gained 75 lb

Fixd that for ya, low test beta Jow Forumsboy

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