What are some examples of zoomer technology?

What are some examples of zoomer technology?

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Jow Forums between june and october

snapchat, instagram, tik tok etc
pretty much every new social media platform within the last 5 years

Tik Tok.

smartphones
smartwatches
electric cars
and useless shit like that

Tablets
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the internet.

tablets are boomer as fuck, zoomers either use phones or laptops
Discord
Snapchat
Hoverboards
Smartwatches
anything made by Apple

>anything made by Apple
that is gay retard "technology", not zoomer technology

>electric cars
I guess people forget electric cars existed in the early 1900s, they where quite successful for the most part
Hell it was probably only recently that big metropolitan cities exceeded the number of electric charging stations they used to have in the 1900s

they never where successful so for good reasons. but now they get glorified hard by dumb retarded zoomers

Automatic Transmission

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autism/anime mafia

edible tide pods

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Spotify is just too convenient and actually has 99.9% of what I want to listen to. It's like Netflix circa 2010 but for music.

gayest picture i've seen

glorified or not, we need em.

literal zoomer. eat a tidepod and die

french toast is pretty gay

>he doesn't use bandcamp or pirate

I wouldn’t say we legitimately need them yet but it would allow for cars to be even more appliance like
Just need to get someone other than Tesla to make them, like Toyota but they seem rather disinterested in full electric

The big problem is the lithium ion batteries, we only have so much lithium in the world.

If graphene, would you have a problem with them? Just curious.

no we dont. for what?

having seen goatse I agree

Fidget spinners and dabbing machines

>thinking summer ever ends

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To bother to do that anymore.

no, I encourage it
also, was it graphene that's being implemented in CPU/SoC cooling or was that graphite?

Automatic is superior to manual and anyone who says otherwise is living in the past.

automatic is for women

Automatic is for anyone who wants their car to "just work", and to not have to distract themselves shifting by hand when the car can do it better and more efficiently than a human can

often its not even more efficient. alot of automatic are not optimised well.

whip it like it nascar

>the car can do it better and more efficiently than a human can.

the car can do it better and more efficiently than the average idiot can.
Fixed it for you.

LED lightbulbs

Cuckoldry

NODE_MODULES

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show me the data or you're full of shit

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>anything made by Apple

Apple cult has been around since before you were born.

Pandora is a better radio, and if you're using it as an on-demand music library, you're getting a strictly inferior experience to having your own media.

youtube

>NO
Exactly my thoughts on using those services. God, I cringe so hard when I hear normalfags talk about how they can't watch that show they liked any more because they took it off Netflix.

manual isn't that distracting. fuck paying for automatic.

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Definitely smartwatches

I cringe when I read comments like these. Take a step back from technology and learn about market and business trends. The sooner you understand people (and companies) don't give a shit, the sooner you'll be able to have a relevant opinion.

Are you saying a machine can drive better than me? Fuck off

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smoke some weed faggoy

juul

I agree with you. I always had like a terabyte drive to store all my music. Since I've gotten spotify I can throw that thing away. Why do I want to store all of that and waste all this time syncing between devices or setting up my own cloud solutions when I can just use spotify?

I don't need to pay all this money for storage and legacy upkeep or this crap.

I'm not a zoomer either, just find the convenience really worth it.

no, this is used by probably every generation. I think if there is a zoomer language, it'll be javascript. These fuckers want to write everything from Desktop, to mobile apps to games and drivers in Javascript.

have you tried using youtube?

>Apple products
>Discord
>Netflix
>Spotify
>RGB hardware
>node.js, Kotlin, Dart, Golang
>Huawei phones
>electric cars and engines with less than 6 cylinders
>smart watches

Why would I do that?

smart phones running non--free operating systems

>Naming things I don't like / don't use
Stay this autistic Jow Forums

Spotted the Zoomer. Tell me, which of the things I've mentioned do you use?

Apple products have been around since the 80s
Electric cars even older
Same with cars with 4 cylinders.
Spotify is better than apple music or other streaming audio service.

You're clearly uneducated.

>Spotify is better than apple music or other streaming audio service.
Lol.

>imagine being this retarded

Technology being old doesn't mean it's not zoomer technology. It means it's being used by zoomers you moron

Literally what the fuck is your point? What do "market" and "business trends" have to do with the fact that people who use streaming services are fucking retarded?
>relevant opinion
What the fuck does that even mean? I really don't give a shit about the perceived value of my opinion.

Back to sharting in your adult Pampers, boom-boom.

Found the appleboi

Instagram? 100% millennial tech

nothing
they have invented nothing, they have introduced nothing new, no new music, no new arts, no nothing. they just copy shamelessly.
this generation is useless.

>Apple Music
>used by anyone ever

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They are barely 18 to 20

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>no new music, no new arts
Literally couldn't be any wronger, you boomer retard.

>They are barely 18 to 20
in the 90s, 18-20 yos were starting metal, punk, rap, hip hop, ... bands. what do they do now? copy the same shit over and over

t. retarded teenager

tablets
discord
fortnite

one word, servicing

instagram certainly isn't new but it was fairly niche travel/photography/modelling/foodography platform.
zoomers resurrected it and put it into mainstream as it was transformed into another snapchat stories clone.

Day 1 DLC

instagram came with the third wave of social media platforms around 2010, so it's boomertech.

It's irrelevant what I use. You're just going and naming things that you don't like and associate it with a zoomer.

Example of your autism:
> Using less than 6 cylinders
WAT

>laptops
who is richard matthew stallman

This, holy shit. Imagine installing a >10MB voice chat graphical application.
>but it's so much more
No, it isn't. It's a fucking voice chat application. Adding channels and text chat is something you can do in a a day. Discord's featureset above IRC is just voice.

Just because zoomers use laptops doesn't mean others can't, zoom zoom.

wut? I was saying that boomer like rms uses laptop, so it's not zoomer-tier
r u retarded?

What's wrong with kotlin

IRC is shit it has no cute anime avatars or emotes

Imageboards.

Smart phones, gaming laptops, enthusiastic hardware, smart watches ( unless it’s apple), expensive headphones for the autists, smart glasses, smart sports equipment unless it’s a simple watch, and ur moms ducking reattded face you little shits , and everything that the new generation buys , underage cunts

Automatic is the very tech that allows zoomers to drive their parents stupid SUVs and help them learn to drive so early in life

>avatars emotes
bloat

dilate

Shut the fuck up boomer

Gamespy
Limewire
Ares Galaxy
Ventrillo
Quicktime Player

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>paying for music
KEK

this

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and this

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>renting music