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I am a dumb goy, and looking for a cheap as possible but still usable Android TV box, any suggestions?

Please respond

Are these 617 codes working for anyone else? Or are they getting taken down super fast?

Are there any aliexpress promo codes currently active?
Those blablabla617 -ones are all dead.

Here is that USB-LED fetish guys. Got an USB-LED with 24 LEDs :D Sucks endlessly power :D

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202°F fugg :DDDDDDD

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For the love of Xi do NOT put that up your butt

no codes but the app gave me another 5/50 coupon

wtf, that has got to be wrong emissivity for that shinny alum. use a proper thermometer instead of that """""laser""""" crap.

Its only 4,7V 1,5A, why is it so hot?

LED's gets stupidly hot quick

Wrong reading, try touching it

The xiaomi one.

It is correct read. It's getting fucking hot.

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No wonder with so much ampere sucking.

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The MiBand4 looks really nice, I hope GadgetBridge will support it soon. Won't buy it before that.

Anyone has experience with FastTech? I just bought a LiPO charger from them.

Fasttech is not worse or better than Banggood or Gearbest but simply more expensive. In my experience.

the charger is actually more expensive on Aliexpress than on Fasttech, gearbest doesn't stock it yet it seems.

Gearbest has really shitty shipping, takes ages compared to some ali-sellers.

Gearbest does the typical chink thing of lying about what they have in stock, so stuff takes longer to get to you because they're waiting for it to get to them from the factory.

Revonext QT2s or Tin t2??

I've got the tin, remarkable product

I'm looking to buy redmi 9t pro from chinks, any tips on getting discounts and not getting fucked by potential import taxes when I'm living in EU?

Didn't realise it's an outdoor sport over there.

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>all departed country of origin packages have no tracking
>everything else just stuck in china warehouse
CHAAAAAAAAAAANG

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Is there any screw extractor set similiar to ifixit's? can't find a thing which is like that type.

the lack of decent coupons is disappointing
and no, select trash from 2017-18 don't count

After some usage of 32994831412 I recommend it.

Initially my bepis was a bit chafed and felt a little sore afterwards, but after some uses that's not the case anymore. Maybe it stretched a bit with use.

You will need lube of course. I got a box of Wet Stuff sachets for free from a gay festival where I did volunteer work. There's 4g per sachet and I use half to two per time.

The length is good for me, my bepis comes out the other end when I insert fully, so I can easily dispose of the peepee sneeze.

Came 7 ropes btw yesterday, so yes it's worth it.

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You can't, everything about 45€/$ gets held for some time, appraised and taxed in 99% of countries. You could get away with it a few years ago, but lately it's gotten a lot harder.

Tldr check local or continental merchants first unless it's still much cheaper going the Silk Road and you can wait 1-2 months.

aliexpress down for anybody else?

Over 45*

Well fuck I wanted to buy locally but those xiaomi niggers delayed 9t pro in my country past summer to "not interfere with 9t sales" or some bullshit like that, maybe I don't want that phone after all I'm getting annoyed by this shit.

Get it from amazon or whatever, most ship to all of EU

Got aliexpress.com/item/cheapousbsound/1824024870.html

Now my raspi zero w also doubles as a spotify connect point attached to my old fashioned hifi set.

Supported on the standard raspbian kernel.
Just set the new default sound device, add and install raspotify and don't forget to change the bitrate in /etc/default/raspotify

How much do chink 128 gb microsd cards cost these days? Because I went to a local supermarket one day and saw this at only 30 euros ($34).

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So my Xonar started shitting the bed really badly, crackling noises all the way. I decided to try out chink DAC. I remember some user recommending this
aliexpress.com/item/32839489149.html
a while ago, while this
ru.aliexpress.com/item/32259251491.html
remains a popular meme. Which one?

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Around $17 on sale

What's a recommended 18650 battery charger? Gotta vape bro

Liitokala always a good choice
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> Current: 2000mA*1 1000mA*2 700mA*3 500mA*4
That is pretty bad, also it doesn't fit a 21700. Nitecore or Xtar are better choices in my mind.

Anyone got any experience with chink vesa monitor arms? Need one for my 27" monitor.

>It is correct read
>didn't use thermocouple
discarded

not that guy, but I don't think there's global release for the 9t pro model yet.

>Nitecore
FUCKING BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=ZHNSH2O9R4s

I got these last week and left one stopped working, what do?

It's QCY T1S from JoyBuy.com, left one started cracling and went silent, it still turns on, still charges, still pairs with the right one, and the button still works, but there is no sound.

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>Xonar
U7?

are there any better earbuds in terms of price/performance? and by 'price' i mean cheap as fuck (~3$).
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STAX

Nah, either DX or DG, I don't remember which.

haha upvoted! :)

>Horse Rubber Instrument

VE Monks?

what you think they have the space to play instruments inside their coffins

>getting QC why instead of redmeme ones
CHINKED

Look through
head-fi.org/threads/absolute-best-budget-earbuds.812853/
Vido is still the cheapest one, I think.

Monks cost more than the Vido

I'm in need of a new gigabit router, is there anything that isn't an absolute botnet, or can be flashed?

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It just werks

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Cheap chink notebooks?

What are some entry-level DAPs that work with Rockbox?
I've never really used a DAP, but I think it might be useful for avoiding excessive internet use. That's my main motive here.

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Nitecore.
Get one from Ali or FT.

>QCYs have no QC
Shocking.

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I don't understand.
Are they just Y's then?

Take them out of the case and turn them off. Hold both buttons simultaneously for one minute. Try pairing them again.

how do i11 tws work?
just bought them, the chinglish manual is terrible, I figured out how to control songs and volume but I have no idea what the various flashing lights mean

help?

Reliable memory card manufacturer?

Mixza

T2 for balanced/detailed sound. May sound quite thin and lacking in bass. Qt2s for your v shaped chinkiems. Its the better version of zs6. T2 has better durability and qt2s needs trn cable or it'll sound shit
.t chinkiem enthusiast

>i11 tws
Iirc theu are not related with i10. Most reviews say it is an inferior product.

need to learn to be slave maids somewhere, user.
what does barbie teach girls to be?
what does lego teach kids to be?
what does gi joe teach kids to be?
this is why we need alien action figures and a cartoon. space marines and space truckers and not getting contaminated by space herpes.

Is there such thing as a good chink DAC/AMP?

>Nitecore
That's a nice slot#1 you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Is the shark still the top choice for cheap Micro SD? or should I get Kingston now?

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Didn't work, It was crackling when I was moving it with finger to adjust position in ear, I'm certain it's not software, something inside broke and I don't see a way to open it. Is it some adhesive like with smarphones - heat gun will work or destroy it?

I was afraid to order i10 tws because most of them listed are fakes

>cheap
No any more

17 eur for 128gb right now, seems cheap to me

Thoughts on getting this rather cheap mechanical sapphire watch on Ali?
It's highly recommended my the JOMW guy on YT

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Post link

Reviews looks good to me. Pull the trigger
Mixza/shark

I said, post link.

looks good

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>chinapricer.com/aliexpress-coupon-5-off-on-40-works-on-the-whole-site
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So both are bad?
I was looking at the Lii-500, but all I'm doing is charging 18650s, nothing fancy

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Got a flashlight holster today!

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These are sold as if they're designed specifically for a few various Sofirn models but I bet a bunch of other flashlights would fit in the various sizes just fine.

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I bought it for my SP36 and it fits very well.

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>those nails

And no, shark aint worth it.

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you used a usb 2.0 card reader, you retarded mongoloid

So this is my samsung nvme I got from ali for like 40,84€ for the 256GB and then 72,60 for the 512GB one (which I haven't tested already since it will be for my Zen 2 build).
Everything feels like a regular SSD, I should try maybe some gaymes like lol or something, this 256 is on a laptop, so I don't know if I will benefit much from it since I don't do any heavy work here.
I will post my main PC's SSD disk mark.

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here, 256GB 850 Evo from Samsung too.

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does anyone have a photo of those vladimir putin sd cards? they are literally fucking gone from the internet

phoneposting link since it's faster and I was watching animu.
s.click
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Never understood Ali phone links, why do they shorten like that, do I get something back like chink coins or what?

>why do they shorten like that
Referral link

another SSD, a 480GB S280 KingDian, I just install gaymes on it and when moving large files.

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Ref links arent allowed faggot

Isn't it conventional wisdom that Chinese SSDs are about as reliable as Chinese escalators?

You do know that the first one features coaxial output only?

The question is, why are phone "share" links have the same structure as paid referal links?