Jow Forums's favorite programming language

Let's decide this once for all

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i like bootstrap

batch files

html5 is a standard
node is not a language
and I think some of them are just editors

>no D
shit poll

>node is not a language
And HTML is not a programming language.

you are craving for D?

Go

Visual Studio is my favourite programming language

>no Forth
shit poll

Kotlin. Not an option?
I guess Swift then, if I'm judging only the language. Not an option either?
TypeScript? Also no?
C# then.

JavaScript unironically
how the fuck is it winning though

>Javascript is winning
Wait, you guys PREFER inconsistencies!?

No

Same. It's basic tier, but no classes/inheritance/exceptions is a dream come true for me.

WHY IS IT WINNING?!

>less features good

>Change IP
>Vote again
I mean, it could also be legit. A lot of people vote for languages they are familiar with, even if they only know one.

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The high preference over JS explains the shit quality of this board

ye

I get picking Javascript as a joke. I'm more confused as to why C# is in second place.

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It's a nice language.

I used to be a JS hater but holy shit you can do everything with just JS these days.
I even saw a fucking "embedded nodejs dev" job posting on indeed

>java higher than lisp
where did it all go wrong

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how to spot a person who know nothing about C# and hate it only because MUH GC, PAJEET, MS, NOT A TRUE PROGRAMMING

>Javascript

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wasm is one hell of a drug

Based Lua

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>Lua
What are you doing, making mods for Gmod?

Zoomers, s o y programmers and pajeets

Lua can do pretty much everything. I made an IRC server with it.

t. pajeet

It's one of the few languages that's actually useful, while also being mostly pleasant to write.

This, at first I was surprised. But then it made sense.

it's visual basic of our days.
easy to learn and a lot jobs and applications

>javascript at 30%
fucking webdevs

can anyone voting javascript unironically explain why?

It ruined the web, and now it's starting to ruin the desktop. Shitty web devs want to write everything in JS because that's the only language they know, and they pull megabytes of libraries in to use as a crutch (may I remind everyone that the one-liner "is-odd" library has millions of downloads?). The end result is the web having tons of this shitty, slow JavaScript code, and now that Electron is a thing, people think it's perfectly fine to use JavaScript to develop a desktop application (which launches a new instance of an entire web browser just for your shitty chat app that can be 1000% faster were it just made in C++ with Qt or GTK).

I think user asked why people like JS, not why people are butt hurt about JS.

most comfy language

comes preinstalled, has interpreter, no python 2/3 cancer

dont underestimate these things

mark my words by 2035 it will be most popular language

Vimscript

You think huge companies like Microsoft and Spotify write their apps with Electron and JS because that's all their programmers know?
Electron is a nice compromise between ease-of-use and performance because these days, no one wants to use fucking C++.

And what VSCode has showed us is that performance and memory use is an issue on the programmers end.
When you have something as accessible as JS, you will get a lot of trash but once in a while there will be that gem that wouldn't have existed otherwise.
It's the same story in gamedev with Unity and asset flips flooding the store.

>You think huge companies like Microsoft and Spotify write their apps with Electron and JS because that's all their programmers know?
Yes. They hire unqualified "programmers" that went to a koding boot camp for a summer. All in the name of "diversity". All of the actual good programmers that know their shit and don't sperg out when they see a pointer in C++ are white men.

imagine voting lisp just to impress yourself

I enjoyed writing desktop applications in C#, didn't with Java. I like Python, but only for quick and dirty scripts

JS, nothing else comes close to how versitile that walking hunk of garbage is

>top 3 is js, c#, java
fucking pajeets and zoomers
the absolute state of Jow Forums

>there are 5 pajeets voting for PHP
are people still using that shitty language?

how is js more versatile than anything else? the only advantage was browsers, but now wasm exist so there is literally no reason to use this pile of shit

actually there are white men and asians
The only races that can understand real programming

C# is the comfiest language in existence, especially in last few years with .NET Core
>faster than java
>reasonable generics
>great ecosystem, reasonable package management and build system
>value types
>memory safe by default
>...or unsafe mode when you need it
>properties, events, linq2sql

>popular languages are popular
whoa................