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>Friendship ended with Intermodal Container.
>Now Unit Load Device is my best friend.
container fags btfo

Get any Xilence fan from local shop тoвapищь. They're silent, powerful, reliable and cheap.

Rubiks Cube keyboard? Why?

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got my /csg/+/mkg/ approved keyboard all together finally
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you can find RK's software on their site for lighting/key function/macros. the keycaps themselves seem to have slight errors for letting light through, but that has more to do with how hard it is to double-shot mold pbt

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incidentally I haven't even seen Endgame but I think this is pretty neat and I'm going to buy one
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I got a new flashlight in today, the Lumintop FW3A. It's the light that's been getting a lot of hype in EDC circles lately.

It's pretty good.

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wh-where's the ~` key

i printed my own keycap using my /csg/+/3dpg/ approved ender 3

>THE GAUNTLET!!!!

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Got tired of how fast cloth mouse pads accumulate sweat and dirt, especially during summer, and bought silicone pad with solid plastic surface.
I like it, it's thin which allows me to put part of keyboard above it when I have to, the surface recognition is the best I ever had, but it's very slippery which makes it hard to make precise small movement and I have to strain muscles to stop the mouse movement. Well already getting used to it.

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Is there an onahole version

these get dirt too

It's pretty crazy how much skingunk can end up packed into the surface of a mousepad
I might try one of those myself

Thoughts?

A...asking for a friend

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Sure but at least I can clean it without degrading surface.

I think those are feets.

Get a version with unpainted nails so you can paint them yourself.

Are those the type that have an onahole in them?

Care to show the links?

Also are they liquid resistant?

I just get a new pair from my local coroner every few weeks.

The infographic doesn't contain programmer bras.
Do we have any expert on the matter here?

Haha.

Are there good Multimeter?

I get the feeling this sale might not be completely legit.

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Any good minijack plug - minijack plug cable?

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Thank you chinks

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Jesus man, clean your fucking fingernails or learn to focus your camera properly.

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dear friend, it §0.009 on that items so it no show, other items ok, please understand

Just one or the other?

Do they include an onahole tho?

is it really 2800lm?

Is this a good microphone?
I heard the BM-700/800/8000 are quite good
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I want to use a 18650 battery with a 12-1.8V converter for on my bike, should I trust Chang's electronics?
Also, what memefan is the one to go with? I remember two years ago there was this fan on a few 18650's that also had a lot of fakes, but forgot its name..

Having used the QCY QS2's for 4.5 days, I can say that I'm quite pleased with them. The only actual issue I've had with them is the interference with Wifi signals, which is pretty common issue with Bluetooth devices. If your router is operating on 2.4GHz, expect the transfer speeds to drop while the earphones are in use. This is especially bad when watching streaming video that is playing audio at the same time. Less frequently, this might also cause one of the buds disconnecting for a second before auto connecting again. When connected to a 5G Wifi, or to mobile data, I've never had any connection issues. Another small nitpick I have is that when the charging case's battery runs out, the earphones do not stay turned off, but instead automatically go into pairing mode.

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>customs clearance processing complete
>delivered to destination country since 12th
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE

>chair in garden keeps moving around
user, someone is seriously fucking with me. The chair is placed somewhere wind doesn't reach and it's secured with a brick on top. It's making me paranoid, what if they sit infront of my windows, staring at me..
In other words, what is a decent cheap enough (ir-)camera to find out what in the fuck is moving that chair.

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Can anyone recommend an ereader without wifi?

I think the point is to nudge the keys around until they are in the most comfortable position for your hands and typing style.

Any laptop screen resellers or shops that can source specific screens/copycat screens? meant to be 1920x1080 not 1290.

>memefan

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and the bigger version is F95B

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Buddies what's a good chink stylus for a redmeme note 4

check ali for "swing vibrator"

lol. a lot of things rust in chinese warehouses until people buy them.
what mobo did you get and take picture of rust pls.

looks like a cheap tenga ev ($200)
I was looking at that before. good price too. might get. what to do with all the ropes though.
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but i wonder how loud the squelching noise is hah
also is there voice? the voice idea is such a retarded idea for an onahole

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Way too small for anyone who doesn’t have a micropenis 27 May 2019 06:37
>micropenis onahole?

need m50x earcup replacements

send help.

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ALMOST GOT YANWEN'D

Give me something interesting to buy. 20 bucks or less.

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Are there any good chink Bluetooth HTPC remotes? I just got an iPazzPort 2019 model and you can't move the mouse on the touchpad while clicking. So no click and drag. Ordered the Rii brand instead so we'll see if that's any better.

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(⊙_⊙)?

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a knife

garbage bags and magic erasers

Is there one of these for someone with a big dick

tenga us model is made for larger dicks, but max about 6 inches.
i think fleshlight is the largest one
maybe there is a fleshlight knockoff

a stocking for your penis.
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TECHNOLOGY

what the fuck lmao

Fuck. Where do I get a cheap onahole for 8 inches

get an open-ended one

That looks pretty small

no you want penis head to stay in for max fun.
all shaft too, right up to the root and balls.
creampie is best user.

post superior penis

cmon user read description before posting.
>Please note:
> The product is stretchable and can be stretched to 20 cm. It comes in two styles with an opening on each side and an opening on one side. When purchasing, the default is one side opening. If you need a style with two sides open, please leave a message. Thank you.

Are you a girl? Or do you at least pretend to be one

Been meaning to ask, which brand IEM foam tips are the ones to go for? The KZ ones are cheap like borscht, but I've heard bad things.

no, just average penis wielder wanting to see superior equipment.
no homo.

>tfw 7.5 erect
>feel very small when I watch porn
how do they do it

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hahahaha they make penis dumbbells. how much can you bench with your penis user?

Then no. Unless you want me to use your girl

seems like a good way to catch an obscure chinese disease

by getting you to watch porn

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dual wield dumbbells for more weight.

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obviously women like bearded men more.

no couponbro for the sale?

What the other user said. Surely there's cheap chink onaholes for well endowed folk

Gonna have to see the soles desu

>chilean
mátate, hijo de la grandísima puta

>programmer bras
kek

are these feet still way overpriced at like 116 dollars?

is the Benjie K3 any good?

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dunno
i use a T6 because of rockbox

anjirui is the only brand which felt quality made to me

Thanks friend

Is it a good idea buying used CPU and Motherboards from Aliexpress, etc?

no

yes why not

received a few things in the mail recently lads.

music box movement - sounds pretty shitty and stops frequently. also the key threads on instead of slotting over the shaft. I really only wanted the clockspring and the governor anyways so I'm cool with the drum, comb, and gear train not working
strap for mi band 2 - what is there to say, it's flexible, fits my skelly wrists and holds the mi band well
"prickly rose" - I highly recommend this one, it's cheap ($7) but feels very high quality. the silicone part is an insert that comes out for easy cleaning. there's a hole on the other end of the plastic cup that you can cover with your finger to create suction but it was too difficult to stroke with the hole covered. the inside texture is great. time will tell if it lasts as these sex toys are designed for chink microdicks and I usually tear mine within a few uses. but like I said this one feels like much higher quality. shipping was very fast too.

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>putting chink shit in your peepee
Shiggy

I had a m50 (later white box model) that I've used with shure hpaec840 and brainwavz hm5 pads, both velor. Shure was ok not that bad and brainwavz were a shitty upgrade. Not worth the extra price, better seal and not much softer but there's more foam so it's thicker and that increases the clamping which killed it for me. Ended up getting a dt770 before giving up on headphones (you can't demo stuff at a store for 4+ hours). I think dekoni is the new fotm but more than double/triple the price of those depending on what option you get. Dunno if the m50x still comes with the god awful stock pleather pads or they changed anything like with the headband since but I'd just go with the shure.

Does zishan user still post here? I need a recommendation for a case for my tin t2s with the bluetooth cable he shills because I only have 2 kz cases and even that kz case is still just barely wide enough to fit the remote in with the headphones, I'm afraid the cable will get damaged.

This actually applies to all of the iem cases, they are just slightly too small in that sometimes the cables leave indentations on the foam tips from being pushed against it, and I have yet to find a slightly larger case to accommodate.

>Fund Processing
how long until ali pays these devils? i have old orders i want to delete

y-you mean
>putting peepee in your chink shit
right?

Are they trying to chink me? Not sure how the refund process works. Can't they just suggest sending a replacement as the solution in the dispute themselves?

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Post your cart so I can find more chinkshit that I don't need