Tech Buzzwords

Post buzzwords. I’ll start:

Agile

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Blockchain

troubleshooting

5G

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Brouzouf

web browser
internet
computer
electricity

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scrum

Despite frequently being misunderstood or lied about, "agile" means a pretty specific set of things and isn't really a buzzword.

Big data

Solid Cloud

Vr

Scalability

Niggerlicious

diversity

>VPN
Basically anything that "hides your ip" - proxies, Tor, VPN

AI powered

fast

digital

itt: incels

AI (insert anything here)

Incels is definitely up there in terms of buzzwords, thanks for contributing!

low latency...

have sex

>chiplets
>7nm
>8+ cores
>TDP
>muh security holes
Do I need to continue?

Anonymous (99% of things calling themselves this aren't really)

>enterprise
>solutions

development

you gain brouzouf
you gain brouzouf
you gain brouzouf
you gain brouzouf
you gain brouzouf

A.I.

VPN literally is a buzzword because people think that the point is the hide your traffic but really the only thing it’s supposed to do is allow to your become part of a different internal network so that you can access that networks resources like you were plugged directly into that switch.

disruptive

open source

...and that's how you cultivate tomatoes. But how are you going to enjoy your tomatoes when everybody is out to get your privacy? VPN has you covered bro, use promocode #tomatoes to get the first month free, like and subscribe and dont forget to click that bell

C++

Gaming

Modern

Enterprise

Entry level

Digital public square

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To be fair Silicone Valley tech companies did disrupt a lot of old fashioned markets by centralizing supply and demand into a very organized hierarchy.

Federated

App

Responsive.
Interactive.
App.

Trustless
Next gen

ecosystem

your leg is broken

>exciting

Security
Privacy

New gen
Next gen
Innovative
Ripoff
Gimmick
Overclock (I perceive it as "let's overheat")

Other terms get used in tech but also get used in other fields...
Hate Speech (anything executives and politicians hate)
Racist
Diversity
Pride
Empowerment
Equality
Fairness
Progress

Sadly I saw those terms tossed around as buzzwords in tech far too often.

>based

Botnet
Applel
OSS
ThinkPad
Bloat
iToddler
Pajeet
Programming socks
Inctel
Private trackers
Meme
Gentoo

Agile
Tactical
Bandwidth
Pivot
Edge
Scum
Let's take this offline
Continuous development
Workflow
Burn-down
SharePoint Documentation
Product owner
Asset
Resource
Tenant
Migration
Disruptive
IOT
SAAS, LAAS, MYASS
AI
BI
Real time
Private Cloud
Microservice
Automation
Platform
Architecture
Server less architecture
Web 3.0

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