I used to work as sysadmin and some fat (like picrelaited) not very smart girl was making hints to me to fuck her...

Strictly that's more of a volcel. He had a chance, and turned it down.

I had sex with a roastie I dated until we eventually broke up and she cheated on me and I sort of regret it. in some ways I feel better about no longer being a virgin but at the same time I think I feel worse now than before that relationship. also I actually feel like I regained my virginity after so long.

I'm afraid your hymen can never regenerate, user. The damage is done.

If she's a coworker do NOT have sex with her

You fucked a girl? That's so gay.

Based

OK. Listen carefully because you are in some deep shit. You are a hacker! They will track you down! You must trace them back with Kali Linux bro

Unless she has sex with you

Do it fagit. Unless you can resist the roastie you will never become a true wizard

Good blog post. Keep us posted.

I crave for pure 2D titties and a sweet coconut scented crimson hair yet I keep declining 3D bitches like OP.

Report her to HR for sexual harassment

Don't worry pretty soon you'll chop your cock off and then kill yourself.

i work a construction job and my coworkers keep trying to hook me up with a coworkers daughter/a hooker they really want me to lose my virginity but i dont know how to tell them that i want to die alone to give me more time for personal hobbies

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>shes fat
a holes a holeas long as it's warm

dis-gus-ting.

I like girls, because they're cute.

eww consensual sex
you did good op

>volcel
is that like a voxel

No its more of an incel

tfw having a gf is just a meme

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you're going to kill yourself because you will never pass, it's probably too late but just warning you

Nice autism. Sage.

My great uncle used to have a saying before he passed away. He said he had standards on who he'd fuck. At the top of the range was supermodels. At the bottom was "It has a hole". Truly a great man, and the world is worse for his passing. Learn something from him, OP.

it's ok, big tits don't count on fat chicks

Based. Don't give that fatty the satisfaction.

I've had this happen. a few women I wasn't interested in at all hit on me and made it really obvious that they wanted to have sex but I didn't want to have sex with somebody I didn't love. I didn't lose my virginity until 27 and I did it with a girl I actually loved. she cheated on me.

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>grabbing big titties in front
>they dont count
wewlad

>I didn't lose my virginity until 27 and I did it with a girl I actually loved.

Aw user that's so wholeso-

>she cheated on me.
RIP

>pure 2D titties and a sweet coconut scented
Are you me?
I don't know about him but I'm already 33 and stopped caring about 3D.

it was so messy. when we first started dating she was already in a long distance relationship with another guy and they had been together 2 years. in the first few months we dated she would fly over to have sex with him. when I found out I cried for 2 weeks. it still hurts.

Just pay an attractive skinny white for the sex. Way better than fucking a sloppy hambeast.

shit man, my heart goes out to you. that's so painful

Oof. Sounds like something that happened to a friend of mine a few years back. He was the guy in a long distance relationship, but he flew to her or she flew to him as often as they could. Found out like a year later that she'd been engaged to some other guy the whole time he'd known her.

>tfw a literal legit 10/10 east asian / american born early 20 something girl at work has been flirting with me and always seems to be excited to talk to me
>tfw i look like a literal troll, bad teeth, no hair
>tfw the office we work in have plenty of chads

not sure if completely misreading or it’s some kind of trap.

She's not flirting with you, you just can't recognize that because you've never experienced kindness before. She's just being nice to someone she works with.

That's called a lawsuit, user.

this.

I don't even really want to think about it but it's actually even more fucked up. she was maybe 24-25 but he was a ~45-50ish year old big shot international lawyer, and they weren't even exclusive or anything he just saw her as friends with benefits. they would go on vacations together around the world and he would actually take other girls along for the second half of the vacation after she left. he would make her leave so he could have sex with a different girl. I saw their texts between each other and I remember it felt like my blood stopped pumping. that relationship fucked me up bad boys. I haven't even thought about trying again and it's been a couple years now.

>t. faggot

Haven't you heard the joke that goes like the following:
"Being a twig with abdominal muscles doesn't count - it's like being fat with tits"

thats why you become a wizard its for your own protection anons we're looking out for you

nobody irl cares. girls like abs on skinny guys and guys like big tits and fat assess on girls.

Nah, dude got his shit together and moved on. He got married last year.

I don't even care about becoming a wizard, I just don't want my life ruined by some cunt. I don't see the risk assessment ever coming out in my favor. (Not saying I have a problem with being an equal, the problem is that women are inherently the superior in the relationship).

You and I both know that's subjective.

let me have this

My God how does someone get that fat? Jesus.

You don't live/travel to the USA, do you?

I live in San Francisco.

Kek

I'm surprised you're surprised, honestly.

Dude, that woman is fucking huge. Why wouldn't I be surprised?

have you ever been to the usa? the wealthy areas aren't fat at all. it's the poor areas that are filled with fat fucks. nyc is filled with beautiful people.

She's a cow, not a whale.

Google "People of Wal-Mart" and you'll know.

Why would you go on the net Al tell lies
Fuck her already or fuck off

We dont have such think in russia

Unless she says you raped her.

Word of advice to annons if anyone does anhthing to you like this report it to HR. I'm not saying get people fired but document you said no because when bitches get hateful they will say anything. The structure is whoever cries rape first wins. Do not fuck up your lives.

It was like 5 years ago or so. I cant fuck her anymore even if I want to

why didn't u bone her? Fat bottomed girls (which make the rocking world go round) give amazing head

Good job OP. Don't lower your standards just because some fat lard is coming onto you.
Stay true to your values and continue to value 2D girls, and only 2D girls.

Oh yeah I had something similar happen but she was all fat no tits but seemed like a nice girl desu
my Thicc mom ruined normie women for me

I pity thee.

I prefer "Fucking a fat girl is like riding a moped; it's pretty fun, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on one."

1. I am shy/autistic with girls
2. I dont have amy sexual experience
3. My penis is not big

Fuck off with your 2d girls, idiot
Stupid anime tards

have sex

based
nice dubs

i can make you feel confident, big boy

your first time is gonna suck, the longer you wait the worse it will be

Sorry I am.not into mentally ill faggots

lol, what a cowardly faggot you are

>3. My penis is not big
If you're over 13cm then it's fine, most girls wouldn't know how to measure if you unzipped a fucking ruler and slapped them across their whore mouths with it.

13cm is 10yo boy tier the average is 18cm

I am already 32. It wont be worse

. My penis is not big
>If you're over 13cm then it's fine, most girls wouldn't know how to measure if you unzipped a fucking ruler and slapped them across their whore mouths with it.
I am 12.5. But I heard you need a bigger penis to satisfy a fatty

>wizard in the thread
impressive, very nice

I'm cowardly for not wanting to ruin my life on the whims of what my dick wants? OK.

I have two good friends going through divorce right now. They stand to lose everything while the cunts walk off with green cards and houses.

Man, you gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>the average is 18cm
14cm, actually.
>I heard you need a bigger penis to satisfy a fatty
That makes sense at first glance, but you're thinking about it all wrong. Fatties don't have to get off as hard as real women because they're just as desperate as you are. You could starfish them and they'd still probably come back for sloppy, sloppy seconds.

Get in where you fit in, dum dum.

everybody measures dicks different which is the main reason people think they're bigger or smaller than they really are, you have to make sure you measure it the same way as another study because otherwise your results are completely incompatible
I thought I had a small dick growing up due to this but it turns out I have an enormous one, that's literally so big it causes problems and I wish it was smaller. girls push at me to prevent me from going all the way during sex and if I don't focus I hurt them

>asian
>10/10
pick one

you know you can just fuck girls without marrying them, right?
>the problem is that women are inherently the superior in the relationship
this is your mistake, you fear women; so of course they're going to walk all over you. and rightfully so too, that's what you get for being spineless.

she's a slut, far beyond what you expect to have been possible for her. american born asians are the sluttiest women in existence.

wtf Jow Forums

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>fuck out of marriage
You know all it takes is for them to cry rape once, right? Doesn't even matter if you are married or not. Marriage does help a bit to curb that possibility though.

On your other points, yes those are valid. I don't care. Please tell me why I need a woman to live a fulfilling life.

>you know you can just fuck girls without marrying them, right?
The ones that do that usually have STDs and a kid they don't tell you about and an unusual urge to get knocked up.

t. an actual loser

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also the longer you wait the more the good ones get taken by somebody better and you have to scrounge for scraps, girls with long sexual histories and fucked up situations

>you just can't recognize that because you've never experienced kindness before. She's just being nice to someone she works with.

I learned this the hard way.

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