/csg/ Chink Shit General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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>News
• user's boutique keyboard is here • user sick of cloth mousepads, makes the jump to silicone • Cute feet • user reviews his new QCY QS2s • user has a poltergeist in his garden • Weight training for your willy • user receives & reviews his new music box movement, mi band 2 strap, and onahole • Poster of Spiderman doing his business • Xiaomi Mosquito Repellant • user reviews his new refurbished NAS case • user's new wallet, "pretty simple but feels nice in the hand" • Flydigi Wee 2 review, "Got off of Amazon but trust me, it is chinkshit" >Yanwen
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Are generic ereaders worth it?
Or at least tolerable?

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Asked just before the other thread died. Is there anyway to to gather coins quickly on aliexpress?

get a cheap refurbished kobo, there's plenty on ali

First for big dick chink onaholes where

My mom has accepted she ain't getting no grandchildren and became a crazy cat lady. Any recommended cat toys from the chinks?

You've not been dick training user.
Normal onahole will do you fine.

Copulate and procreate

Dick training?

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Msg them and ask for the XXXXXL 10-inch edition

found the latest in high tech fashion

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Where can you buy crazily strong lasers and phone jammers? I used to see them on dx, but all popular sites seem to have banned that stuff

>aliexpress.com/item/32987881882.html
First one to buy and post detailed review + video demonstration here is unironically extremely based and will be accoladed as a hero of /csg/

They are illegal at least in the US so good luck finding one that will ship to you unless you're in an uncivilized shithole

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is this the sex toy thread?

do chinks make a knockoff of the Fleshlight Launch? something that can be controlled through software.

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Did you miss the last thread?
Did you not read the news?

>>• Weight training for your willy

Oh right. I just ignored that because my dick is already too big

Is this the cheapest legit tourbillon?
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no. before sale they gave you 5 coins to add item to cart. each day can get a few coins but no way to get a lot. sorry

i had an idea, can buy rat glue traps on ali.
why not just buy the glue itself and pour it on pieces of paper?
where can i buy rat trap glue? what is the name?

I think I've seen slightly cheaper, but yeah they're all around $500. This one is the first cheap one I see that doesn't look awful.
If you only want a tourbillon and not a watch, you can 3D-print one and it will be cheaper :^)

Does anyone have anything I can buy for drone/auv related stuff on chink sites? Nothing that breaks the bank please.

The most efficient rat trap is the rollpin over a bucket of water.

Also it's a fake worldtimer, right? It's just a two-hander with a 24h scale printed on the dial that does nothing? That's pretty lame.

Can I order from tao as a US resident?

>High-powered-Military-Blue-Laser-pointer-1000W
>1000W
kek

Also, if you want jammers go to sunsky-online. I bought 4G boosters from them before and they also sell jammers

Just use a Taobao agent or if you are not linguistically-challenged or Mandarin-autistic, you could always ask them or arrange a delivery.
Personally I would not bother with the latter because dealing with customs is a bitch.

use taobao world or an agent if you're retarded

>KMSpico
I use that shit even on legit installs because it eliminates any possibility of a false positive detection triggering deactivation.

I've purchased shit from other countries without issue, is it worse for Chinese shit?

I'm not sure what you mean, I can just use google translate and have it sent to me right?

No.

Yes if you use TaoBao world properly

Care to explain how one uses it properly? Or if it's easier, improperly.

>unless you're in an uncivilized shithole
like the US? lel

What does everyone think of the FiiO FH5? Are chi-fi IEMs any good?

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Shit ass chinese government wont let me register my phone number.

Dont buy a chink onahole ive bought 3 and they are all vastly inferior to my EXE Julia+ and it didn't cost that much more. Go to and get something they recommend.

I need some rear signal lights for a yamaha 79 xs1100. This is what the front ones look like I want something that looks similar without spending a fortune on old parts. This is what I have found so far does anybody know of something better before I pull the trigger on this?

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What's the consensus on phones to get these days?

I want to upgrade from a Redmi Note 4 and /csg/ on the installgentoo wiki is out of date.

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good trips breh, I have the same phone. and I might look into upgrading. what are the good stuff out there?

No idea user, I'm asking for suggestions from /csg/

Are there any mid year sale vouchers

Yeah it works but if you spill the glue or if the rat struggles even a little bit, you're going to get glue and blood all over your floor and that's a bitch to clean. Speaking from experience.

I actually just ordered one of those hahah. It's supposed to show up in a month though. How long do they usually last anyways?

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/spg/ is on top of that stuff
The current popular budget phone is its successor, Xiaomi Redmi Note 7
There's also the Pocophone F1
And uhh... not sure beyond that.

I just upgraded from that exact phone to the Redmi Note 7 Pro a week ago. It's pretty much a full upgrade of the processor/screen/camera etc while retaining the good stuff of microSD, headphone jack, unlockable bootloader and an actual decent price.

If you want more luxury/premium stuff, check out the Redmi K20 or Mi 9 or ask /spg/.

stop if you're in the US, most chink phones do not support most US bands now.

Is there a knock-off cursed astolfo plushie on the aliexpress ? Cant seem to find anything besides daikamuras.
I want to buy it cause memes.

you will get a few uses out of it. It will just make you want to buy a good one anyway.

>• Weight training for your willy # #
For what purpose?
Can anyone tell me what the mars runes on the explanatory drawing mean?
And related to dick stuff:
Anyone knows some good, sexy, no-homo underwear?

Did the chinks finally come up with a true wireless iem that matches the Galaxy Buds?

just buy used kindle

It's not possible. Samsung is too far ahead of the game. Maybe in 5 Chinese years.

Dear friend, many lonely no more

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How do I tell a fake powerbank? Is this fake? ebay.us/oI3ZmV

Would rather not have shit exploding.

I have bought the KZ ZS-6 and are very satisfied, even though many people say they aren't as good as other models.
The ZS-6's beat my Sennheisers that are double the price easily.
And FiiO is known for coming up with very good stuff to a reasonable price. And their built quality is on par with western brands that charge you double at least.

>want to upgrade from my R4P
>Everything xiaomi produces these days is either huge or at best equal to what I already have.
I'm probably just going to buy a new battery.

>FiiO FH5
Never heard of it friend.
>Are chi-fi IEMs any good
Yes. Tin Audio T2s are/were all the rage here, but they haven't been half-off for a while, so perhaps consider getting some of the not garbage KZs instead. What's your price range anyhow?

no, no way to get 1k coins by the time this sale ends

What coupon can you get with 1k coins?

$10 from $69 aliexpress coupon

It says in the app, $10 off $69 or more

>spending more than $40
At least 11.11 had 5-off-25 coupons and the one after that had 2-off-10 coupons. But if I were buying something like a Shanling M0 I guess I'd consider it.

>They are illegal
Don't worry, most other countries have more freedom than the US.
Also, know the difference between illegal to operate and illegal to own.
Also, what does Chong care about what's illegal in my country. He sends it and doesn't care if I get thrown in jail

Are e-readers safe to buy. I'm mostly worried about the built quality for the price they cost.

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Also: These are not jammers, these are just faraday cages. I want to stop other people's phonecalls on the train.

best iems under 30aud?

Einsear T2, KZ ZSN, TRN V20

That's a great idea. There's no way this could backfire or be dangerous.

I got a cheap 'micro wallet'. I'm really happy with it, it was like $4 and feels well made and the material is nice.

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Hi Jow Forums please provide your inputs on the following:
I'm planning on upgrading my graphics card from an AMD R7 265, FHD monitor, FX 8core, current options are:

GeForce 1660
Radeon RX 580

The need to upgrade is to have smoother framerates in path of exile, old games, ut2004 and the like.

Thanks

You're looking for /pcbg/.

Any Quick Charge 4.0 charger recommended?
27w or more.

I'm looking for new bt earphones, my zst's baterry life is maybe an hour, maybe because i boost them with viper4android. What are the current memes ?

The biggest crime would be preventing an emergency call. Doing this for 10s on a train, in the middle of nowhere will not prevent an emergency call. Also, the probability of being caught is virtually zero.

Redmi Airdots. QCY QS2.

Some anons have bought the cheaper Likebook Mars and say it's good, dunno about these more expensive ones.
There's also refurbished Kobo's knocking about if you want something simpler.

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aliexpress.com/item/roundbuttons/32889872223.html
top is more expensive and has less reviews
bottom is just slightly cheaper and has a shitload more customers
didn't one of you guys buy one of these two, which one's legit? (I know drunk user bought a different brand from ¿taobao? iirc)

thank you

Any printers you guys would recommend or due to the weight is it better to get one locally?

ordered a bt mouse to use on a trip i leave for in two weeks and i get this, should i just refund?

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Just move to a city where there's no signal underground. Like London. Et 'wa la', no one has phone signal on the train. And you don't have to do anything illegal to have that.

Show us her insides

yoo i just got my zishan z1 and the sound is better than on my galaxy s8, im happy as fuck

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You really shouldn't do it period. Are you really going to buy something like that just to use it randomly on the train? Will you fuck up and become like this guy?

theverge.com/2014/5/1/5672762/man-faces-48000-fine-for-driving-with-cellphone-jammer

If you don't have a clue about how RF works you shouldn't be letting cheap Chinese shit sprog all over the spectrum. It could very well interfere with the radio communications used by the train too. That's not good. Don't play with that shit and don't try to use your gay ass layman's excuses on Jow Forums. Play with something else you absolute technologically inept shitcunt.

CCA C10 is $24 right now so you should get it.

Got codes on the mail. Activate them at the checkout.

EPNGROUP and SOCIAL - 7$ on a 60$ purchase.

>When officers finally pulled him over, it didn't take long to confirm their suspicions. As they approached Humphreys' car, officers immediately noticed that their radios lost all contact with dispatch.

Again, don't play with RF jammers. Unless you know how to build one yourself and are sure you're only targeting specific frequencies. That gives you license to be an asshole, not from the government but from your own intelligence. It's not only going to fuck with phones. You don't know what other important signals you could be interfering with.

Yeston/Maxsun/Colorful
GTX 1060 5GB VRAM

RX580s are also bretty cheap

Just get some noise canceling headphones if people on phones annoy you, don't be a socially inept cunt.

You have not even tried out the mods

I know!!! This shit is actually blowing my mind

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Kobo glo refurb is fine for regular reading, for manga you want to go with a bigger screen and higher res. No big savings going the chinky route in that regard though.

Was Gonna import a Changan car but lol tariff.

dont know, just ordered a kobo touch if it turns out to be too shit then i might just get that generic one.

chi-fi is good friend