I have been sleeping with my cell phone in bed for months now. Will I die?

I have been sleeping with my cell phone in bed for months now. Will I die?

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You put your cell phone in your bed?

No, but it will extremely painful...

Yeah, when I fall asleep the phone just sits on my bed besides me.

You don't?

If it's not 5G you'll be fine

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Already too late. You're here like other autists. It gives you autism

No, you won't. You won't die

>Will I die?
At some point, yes. Hopefully, in your own bed at an old age in a painless way while you're surrounded by your loved ones.

As for your sleeping habits, I suggest you:
>go to bed early
>wake up early
>don't stare at any sort of screen at least for a hour before going to bed; try reading instead
>spend time outside during the day
>drink a big glass of water before going to bed
>try to use devices with warm/yellow light in the evening instead of devices with blue light
>turn off your phone one hour before bed and put it in a drawer or box at the other end of the your room or in another room

I believe in you, user. Good luck, fren!

Yes, you and the other 90% of the population

>>turn off your phone one hour before bed and put it in a drawer or box at the other end of the your room or in another room
But muh alarm.
I set like every 5 minutes for my alarm so I can wake up. Can good old alarm do this? (snooze doesn't count)

Hmm, I'm not sure. Maybe some new model of an alarm clock can. Another option will be to get a good old alarm clock that's really loud and put it somewhere close enough to hear, but far enough that is hard to reach, so you have to get up to turn it off.

I suggest, if your schedule permits this, to wake up without an alarm; use an alarm for a few weeks, until you get a good sleeping schedule going and then remove the alarm.

Yes, you will die. Everyone dies. Some day.

Yes.

I'm surprised you've lived this long.

Yes, but who cares.

>I have been sleeping with my cell phone in bed for months now. Will I die?

Only if you forgot to set your phone to night mode.

Yeah, me too, I fall asleep listening to my asmr girlfriends.

>my asmr girlfriends
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>being this jealous
Cope.

RIP, user.

gfs tits or gtfo

4u

They are pure.