This is going to be the most serious thread on Jow Forums in a long time, so lets dive in.
Pic related was developed in 1857 and yet somehow people can't seem to figure out how to use it. How do people actually get 'skid marks', in other words how do they get off the toilet without cleaning their ass completely, it's fucking gross. I've never known anyone besides myself that thinks this is a fucking problem and I can't come to terms with it. So, assuming you arent using a beaudet I'd like to ask why you fucks cant wipe your ass all the way, what is the idea behind not cleaning your ass? What could possibly make it any easier on people other than a beaudet?
I just guessed, I'm not French. Please keep it on topic.
Jacob Russell
I'd rather use a half a roll of toilet paper than get off the toilet with shit still on/in my asshole, can you please answer the question
Nolan Reyes
>keep it on topic >"you sirry amelicans cant take a shit plopely, why dont you use a toiret that frushes you?" Jow Forums is for technology, don't make a thread about shart in marts.
Like I said in the OP this is a legitimate question and I really am trying to cope with the idea that noone wipes their ass entirely.
William Baker
>beaudet bedeutet?
Jayden Cook
>noone It’s spelled “no one”, silly. Use a spell checker if you can’t write properly. Also, you assert that no one wipes their ass, but maybe that’s because you live in some unhygienic shithole country and all your family members are sharts
Benjamin Kelly
Was bedeutet das?
Kayden Clark
Toilet paper is dry, therefore even after cleaning your ass properly, there's still some slight amount of poop left on the skin, not enough to mark the paper. This little amount of accumulative poop + the ass sweat eventually can lead to skidmarks, but that takes more than a day, and if you have skidmarks in your underpants, go take a shower, fatty, it's about damn time to get a fresh pair of underwear.
Dominic Turner
This is true of ~6 of my closest friends and the last 4 gf's I've had as well. Is my country really this gross?
Ryder Kelly
A more interesting survey is how many wash their hands? That says more about the general hygiene of the population.
Matthew Baker
Op, it's because they sit and wipe instead of stand and wipe like god's true chosen children.
Aaron Bennett
>sit and wipe How do you even do that without rubbing your hand against the inside of the toilet?
Jacob Carter
As someone way too involved with their own asshole, this is wrong, you get better access sitting/squatting than you do standing.
Caleb Howard
American toilets are wider and more bowl shaped
Jeremiah Flores
Am I the only one who walks over to the sink to wash my ass after the initial wiping?
People act weird when they see me do this. I think it’s weirder to walk around with a shitty asshole.
Landon Rogers
just use a fucking bidet then wipe afterwards you filthy backward degenerates.
Bentley Garcia
You do it front if other people? I only do it alone.
Noah Fisher
It’s a public toilet, naturally different members of the public with different habits will come into contact with each other.
Lincoln Torres
BTW some people have a water bottle next to the toilet so they humidify the paper to wipe better
Austin Baker
But I have no problem cleaning my asshole, I seem to be the only one, however.
Cameron Collins
Bathroom stalls don’t have private sinks in your country? How gross is that? First rubbing shit on your ass and then touching locks and door knobs.
Alexander Foster
Your OCD/germophobia is not normal.
Joshua Fisher
I’m not afraid of Germans wtf are you talking about?
Henry Martinez
i can't think of anything worse than wiping my ass with soggy TP that's falling apart
Isaac Hernandez
>Literally having shit on your ass is normal when even dogs lick themselves clean Why do people even exist.
Xavier Collins
That explains a lot! I thought those nasty fucks were drinking on the toilet.
Nathan Brooks
Toilet paper is killing our trees.
I just use a bucket of water, and my hand.
Zachary Roberts
Rajesh, pls
Isaac Long
who cares, faggot it's not like you do anything with your asshole anyway
Brayden Taylor
It's from a movie. The horrible thing is I can't even remember which movie.
David Gray
I''m sorry but I do get fucked in my asshole.
Dylan Wood
I've had hemorhoids removed which makes it a bit hard to wipe due to weird/saggy skin, I still never get skids I wiped until I'm completely clean, if it was super messy sometimes I'll jump in the shower after awsell
Jack Martin
God I wish that were me.
Carter Harris
Fair play. I'd probably clean my asshole thoroughly in that case too.
