fuck it's still not friday edition
Jow Forums Humour thread
Jonathan Price
Caleb Collins
I have the best joke ever
>5G networks are safe
Christopher Cook
Indians are so gross.
Logan Gonzalez
The
Best
Joke
Land
Austin Diaz
Juuls are technology
Dylan Hill
They are. They use Windows, for one.
Tyler Thompson
>nicotine
kek what the fuck
Alexander Reed
Does that thing vaporize your room?
Ryder Thomas
boomer trannies need to learn that 50 year olds shouldn't dress like teenagers
Cameron Garcia
Great thread
>buys 2000$ computer
>plays minecraft and is on Facebook 24/7
Zachary Jones
>facebook
>minecraft
Lmao, found the gramps. It's 2019, buddy. We are on Instagram and Fortnite. You old fags really need to die off finally.
Wyatt Long
fat juul rip
Henry Watson
>>>infowars.com
Go back to your containment conspiracy tard
Jonathan Johnson
...
Easton Kelly
Nathaniel Ross
Stalker.new.method(:perform) - Search.new(nil,:illegal)
#=> nil
Turns out the difference between stalking and illegal search was nil the whole time.
Dominic Ward
>light breeze
>pizzatop slams shut and screen gets smashed on mobo/keyboard
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Leo Jenkins
cases are bloat, this is absolutely based
Gavin Garcia
i love how Germans have a sign for everything
Colton Lopez
kekd sir very good
Kayden Gutierrez
What about this "jul" then ?
Robert Miller
We need it because fedora wielders take their vapourisers inside every building just to appear cool and then wait for people to ask them about vaping. Attention whores belong on the cross
Chase Hill
Daniel Brown
Michael Roberts
lel
Robert Jones
Jace Richardson
Jason Powell
>strlen()
Christian Jackson
they forgot to mention some information:
>Bloat:
Java: unacceptable
C#: unimaginable
C++: minimal
C: none
>Execution speed:
Java: slow
C#: slower
C++: fast
C: faster
>Memory usage:
Java: high
C#: take all
C++: low
C: lowest
Blake Parker
GC removed C and C++ from this chart.
Matthew Miller
this is what the average healthy american child looks like
Jack Brooks
But left Java and C#?
Wyatt Long
Who do you think runs the GC?
Hunter Hill
The (((Jav)))s?
Alexander Young
Imagine making an amazing linux rice on this pizza shit
Henry Bailey
cope
Aaron Gray
>cope
With what? The fact they let the mentally disabled like you on this website? I certainly don't have to cope with 5G, as it's nothing harmful
Hudson Allen
>didn't edit nicotine into plutonium
what a waste
James Ross
wtf are you talking about C# is a compiled language it is way faster than java
Colton Kelly
The Sandnigger Runes next to the flag spell out "Germany", but backwards (supposed to be written right-to-left, but it's illustrated left to right)
Julian Thomas
Thanks for the info Mohammed
Nathan Wood
>Humour
Dominic Ross
>Installing Arch Linux off a USB
>fucked up partition, windows 10 is ded
>PC is a brick
>no recovery CD on hand, fuck it I'll make the USB a recovery off another PC
>usb not found on other pc, so another paperweight
"Keep it simple stupid"
Least this was a nice learning experience...
Aaron Sullivan
Both your PC and USB are fine, you're just too dumb to fix.
Nolan Flores
fix usb with diskpart
list disk
select disk x
clean
create partition primary
active
format fs=fat32 label="PENDRIVE"
assign
exit.
Install Arch Again
Juan Garcia
*Compiled to CLR bytecode
Also, while .NET framework is generally faster, .NET core can run slower than java
Matthew Rodriguez
>label="PENDRIVE"
I think you mean "Universal Serial Bus Compliant Mass Storage Device"
Alexander Davis
Kevin Reyes
Does he not realize that's a tranny?
Grayson Martin
You're fucking obsessed
This is how older white women look like
Aaron Martinez
>older white women turn into middle aged mentally deranged men
yikes
Nathan Morris
cope
Isaiah Rivera
i think he wants to believe all woman have dicks.
Ayden Garcia
Ayden Davis
pizza time
Connor Jenkins
>Install Arch Again
Samuel Ward
He probably had fast boot on which means he can't even get to his BIOS with a corrupted Windows.
Eli Thomas
surely he enables a direct to bios method, like holding down the power button for a certain time?
Daniel Fisher
Colton Richardson
i can't tell if that's an english or a mexican built PC.
Ayden Williams
UK. That's mine.
Cooper Ward
Isaac Myers
It kills me every time I see these raging wojaks with logos on their hats. I just imagine a real person with a woolly hat on with an Intel logo on it genuinely seething at amd posters.
Angel Price
Landon Russell