Want to be programmer

>want to be programmer
>hate SQL

Am I fucked?

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Sadness a lot programmer never learn SQL and just use ORMs

no

I'm in my SQL class right now. Convince me not to go into the advanced class where I get a certificate. Actually enjoying SQL queries :3

>hate SQL
Why though.

this takes too much time lads
select id,
(select pess_gen
from temp.mview_d a
where a.pess_id = id
limit 1) as gen,
(select pa_nac
from temp.mview_d a
where a.pess_id=id
limit 1) as nac
from temp.mview_i u
where name ~* '(valr2|ui45tg)'

Still need to make custom queries.
Even in JPA i use a lot of native queries.

And OP don't be a fag, ain't that difficult, and most "hard" shit you will never touch.

You can get good money being just a SQL database analyst for setting up databases for companies.

So it is a good career path and I'm not just being memed by my school?

Just become front end dev

No, having to work with shit that you hate sometimes is part of the job

I hate every language I program in.
Programming is not a monastic order or a secret treehouse club, user, it's just a job.

i used to hate databases then i discovered sqlite and now I love it (sqlite)

Well data is getting more and more important.
If you can deliver complex data for graphs like for analyzing Big data etc.

Thos are the big bucks.

>Embedded sql
Not always a good idea.

;DROP TABLE *;

All SQL you'll ever need to know.

>do i fit in yet guise?

sql sucks at first but saves time later

>>do i fit in yet guise?
>do i fit in yet guise?

You have proven to be an idiot in two phrases. Become a prostitute. You'll make more money while you mature. Also, idiocy is not a problem.

triggers are pure fucking pain
you're not fucked but be aware DBAs are the richest (wageslaving) IT guys

Stay away from web trash and you're ok.

Good to know. I'm really enjoying my class. We had to create a database and insert all the data for the company. We got graded if we used the right data type, size, if our fk's and pk's stuff were right, then were giving queries we had to figure out. I know the queries we had to write were dead simple, but I found it enjoyable figuring out how to do it. Apparently the teacher who teaches the advanced class I'm taking next quarter goes and enters competitions where other database people compete writing queries to get information as well as trying to make it as effective as possible. Can't wait until next quarter.
Really reminds me of those logic puzzles like pic related that I grew up on. Really fun, think I found my calling.

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Nah, just specialize in other backend stuff, SAP, Cassandra... or doom yourself to being a frontend pixel bitch

Is there really absolutely no money to be made in UI design?

Ofc there is. Don’t let them fool you.

if you don't bore yourself to death then yes

How can you hate SQL? ACID is based

SQL is fine, minus the syntax. The problem is OOP.

you can make money at anything people want

Yes, learn SQL, it's piss easy

so you basically speak english in sqls?