Oh hi, its me, the perfect labtop

Oh hi, its me, the perfect labtop

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>Perfect laptop
>Not running Gentoo
You've lied to me.

that's not a x1c

That's not a 15 incher, manlet

>compensating

The surface book 2 15 inch has battery drain issues tho

>nope
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OP BTFO
have sex

Not posting the best bangu for the bucku.

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epic

>no thunderbolt
okay

>only 3 usb ports and a headphone jack
okay

Why would you want a worse xps 13?

I'll do it once the free fags finally support the digitiser and make a good alternative to one note.

I'll take a Pixelbook. S-sorry.

Why does the build quality on microsoft surface products vary so wildly?

>labtop
>lab
>top

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>crying about OS
Bitch, install it yourself, you lazy fuck.

Just install it yourself nigga. Everything basically werks just out the box.

True, that's a perfect labtop
A shit laptop tho

>no trackpoint

But that's not a thinkpad

LABDOB :DDDD

1. Its not a laptop. Its a tablet with a detachable keyboard
2. If it were the perfect laptop it wouldnt be 2500 dollars

Sadly nobody adapt the separate CPU and GPU design. A laptop with all the battery on the top replace with heat sink would be fucking based

>glossy screen
>chinkshit chicklet keyboard
>no trackpoint
>not all black
>no Ultrabay
>Windows
It’s trash.

back to your containment thread thinklet

Enjoy 2 years and then get fucked.

Can I bood dhe kebnel on id?

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>no clit mouse
u r homosex

>No optical drive.
>Perfect laptop.
>No expansion slots.
>Perfect laptop.
They stopped making good shit a long time ago.
Does the fucker at Least have a fucking SD card reader? More than 2 USB ports? An HDMI out? Ethernet port?

>perfect laptop
>more than 6 inches
you've lied to me

>retarded hinge that scratches desks
>swiss cheese intel CPU

I bought it back when it first came out because I had some extra money and needed a light laptop.

Its okay. The pen is shit for art though.
The tablet is nice when I want to watch anime in bed, its a much nicer screen than my phone.