Wtf China?

Wtf China?

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Meanwhile in the US of A you can get massages from your tranny coworker

Based

>who are taller than 5'2''
Why tho?

nice

and then going to HR because she got offended by calling her with her male name

and wear makeup

manlet detected

have you ever been with a taller woman that is actually affectionate towards you?

insta boner

Gotta reach those shoulders somehow.

wtf I like china now?

I'm already 6'5''. A taller woman would be scary as hell.

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Shit you can't do in USA: stare at cute coworker for over 5 seconds

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Oedipus complex, much?

Okay this is just ridiculous.

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meanwhile in the usa
zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-19/we-saw-lot-hysterics-and-crying-computer-science-majors-forced-take-improv-classes

so that's why they're called Chinese sweatshops

imagine if the west hadn't succumbed to feminism and this was our future

What's the point if you can't bang her? Cucked as hell.

>a taller woman
topkek

>Oedipus complex

do you even fucking know what is that user?

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>zero hedge

Imagine the outrage if journalism majors were forced to learn to code

Yeah, you want to fuck your mother.

>wanting attention from a tall woman
Just like your mother when you were a short little child
>wanting instant and unconditional affection
Just like your mother gave you when you were a little child

I wonder if this is China's way of solving the population problem. Think about it - not everyone can have a 9 to 5 job so why not put whatever "talents" they have to good use?

the female touch and the attention of an attractive female is literally intoxicating

Yes?

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>intoxicating
How would that make you a more productive worker?

the mommy thing is hot but she has to have massive jugs and be chubby

otherwise she should be as small and flat as possible.

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its a way of manipulating young men into working themselves to death, the big factor is the fact that the cost of labor is so cheap you can hire these borderline sex workers for nearly nothing

my god you cant seriously be so fucking idiot

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based fucking chinaa

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Are you not yet convinced of Chinas true power Gweillo? Join the new Empire, and you too can have your waifu massaging your sweaty feet as you program surveillance software.

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WOMANLETS BTFO

That's bad for business because it means the programmers will be distracted. Thots don't belong in an office.
The massages are good, cramps from sitting at a desk is real. They should get ugly women who are highly skilled masseuses.

It’s a fucking alt right blog... there’s no way those quotes are true. It’s blatant satire, you really think the head of the CS department would say “these classes will help spergs come out of their introvert shells” when liberal lefties in academia literally sorry out if you assume they Are neural-typical (aka non autistic).

wtf I want to go to china now
manlet

>you can’t be so idiot
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

wsj.com/articles/oh-my-god-where-is-this-going-when-computer-science-majors-take-improv-11557846729
nigger faggot

>doesnt have anything to add up
>casually just spellcheck someone to claim moral ground

like a fucking clockwork

I'm 6'2" and as far as i'm concerned, the smaller the better.

I want to spin her like a dick-mounted bayblade

Not him, but you missed the joke like the dumb, autistic faggot you are.

chodabro whats good

I don't know how it benefits them but I can tell you, simply being given attention by a hot girl and having her touch you softly will make you see stars

I remember when I was 14 and I felt that way, then I got a gf and got over it

>not him

This. Unless there's a real chance she'll suck your dick, it's a distraction and a waste of time.

xy = male

Can't wait to work for Huawei. Fuck the west I want my government assigned uighur wife.

I like to feel the weight and imagining my wife is actually a person instead of a goblin

Are you suggesting they're going to hire girl (males), since they're tall, next? China is truly ahead of the game.

he's imagining the girl is a child user not a goblin

You could just go over to china and hook up with some 29+ yo undesirable. Btw undesirable doesn't necessarily mean ugly or w/e, it just means a woman who isn't married.

I meant (You) are a male. I don't know for sure, but something times me China doesn't hold trannies in high regard.

sexpats in china are pretty gross, the worst part about traveling in asia right now is a lot of people assume you're a loser sexpat
but they do get a lot of slutty asian girls very easily

are they hiring? asking for a friend. (friend is my penis)

Sexual contact is also a waste of time. Remember the first rule of thots, they always want something from you and will gladly use sex to get it.

>tfw there will never be

Would probably make normies more competitive so I guess it's a good thing.Giving them more money would probably be better though.

is 5'2" + heels considered tall now? I actually fucking hate short people jesus fuci

>not taking the joke about motherfucker