"iToddlers"

>be be, dphil student at Oxford university
>three quarters minimum of the students have macbooks, same thing for professors
>used for work
>literally no one judges or cares what computer people use

>be average gtard (not even a bachelor's, broke and NEET)
>overwhelmingly hate macbooks
>used for viewing depraved porn
>extremely judgemental about computer choice, somehow knows better then Oxford professors

The average virginpad user is literally how he describes "itoddlers" He buys it cause of "memes" and treats it like a fashion accessory ricing it out. He never uses it for anything important and looks down on ichads despite them actually being successful. He has similar life experience to a toddler and is still a virgin.

The average ibull however, uses his computer for work and treats it as a tool not a fashion accessory or statement piece. He used his high level of education when making his choice of a Apple macbook. He takes part in adult activities like having sex, socialising and having a career.

In conclusion, the "itoddler" meme is the exact opposite of reality and you all know it.

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seething iFag

I really didn't see many macs at oxford, in the stats department it was less than a quarter, maybe a fifth

>stats department
Let's be real, it's the virgin freaks department along with the rest of maths

It's honestly true, after a certain point in life you stop giving a shit about what other people do to get shit done and end up caring about what you do to get shit done.

Regardless, shouldn't Jow Forums not want to convert apple users to linux? Wouldn't that bring an influx of "normies" to their 1337 group?

>knows better then Oxford professors
uhh most professors outside of IT or engineering or math (and some even there) are bloody idiots when it comes to computers especially in 'arts' or 'literature', they can barely use it in their presentations
so fuck their hipster opinions when it comes to tech

Congrats, you overpaid for low-quality garbage because it has an apple logo on it. That logo, in 2019, might as well be the word "GULLIBLE" in 72-point Comic Sans. I look down on modern Apple users, particularly those who complain about being broke. If only there were a way they could have saved a few hundred dollars and a lot of frustration.

Also this. Higher education is disconnected from reality, I don't give a fuck what some tenured liberal professional whiner thinks is a good computer.

>Wouldn't that bring an influx of "normies" to their 1337 group?
do you take everything you read 100%%% %%%% literally%%

fuck man,

The only people I know with fashion statement tech toys are my distant white trash relatives who are comically poor and can't flex with something nice like a big house.

same thing here at Stanford. Albeit, I've seen a good amount of professors (especially the older ones) with Lenovo. Everyone understands that Macs are overpriced, but they look sleek, professional and mac OS makes sense for college workflows. Those without MBPs are usually autistic with no social life or tryhards.

>(not even a bachelor's
whoa now, I'm working on my master's, take that back

lol yeah you ever go to a mansion and see a shitbox they bought at Walmart with a coupon? honestly, I do all the time.

Fashion statement this are cheap as fuck, rich people can generally afford something nicer.

>taking Jow Forums seriously

Imagine being this upset that a company gets flak for making overpriced crap.

What?!
> dphil student
Pedophile?

doctor of philosophy
so yeah probably

You're conflating a supposed lack of pretentiousness (definitely debatable here) with what is more likely to be a disregard of the quality of computers. So we tease Apple users because we have standards vis-à-vis computers and Apple is an objectively awful company. And you're not gonna succeed in pathologizing what is simply a sensible set of standards.

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This might be true, but Oxford is literally the most cucked university in all of Europe. It's basically an American campus at this point with all the diversity worship and continuous lowering of standards (falling behind places like MIT, Caltech, Princeton, etc some time ago). Comparisons to Cambridge, ICL etc would be more useful/realistic

Those are the noncey art students you mong. Every fuckin IT student uses a wangblows or Linux laptop/desktop. The only exception are 1st years in IT coming in with airpods and a 2012 MacBook who will learn IN CLASS that Apple products are shit. Every IT fag phases em out by the 2nd year for something cheaper and more reliable. We lichterally learn in college and year 1 of uni about the "unibody" scam and overheating of macshit.

What's your PHD for? I'd love to know mate. I gotta go down there anyway after this year for conferences to teach the meatheads at bigger unis about basic cyber security. Maybe you could lecture me then, whilst I'm teaching your professors and doctors why clicking on random URLs in e-mail got their servers fucked up? Absolute nonce behaviour you got.

Imagine still thinking Oxford is a good school lmao

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I think it's more of a tourist spot than a school.