You're poor, unemployed, living in a 1-bedroom appartment and haven't payed last months rent. The landlord has given you 15 days notice before throwing you and your belongings out by force. Finding another job is out of the question. Your CV is shit. You can only rely on your programming skills. Eventhough you follow the GNU life style, you'll have to break it to survive.
>What next multi million dollar application will you create and sell to the Jews? >What will it be called? >What function will it have? >What programming language will you use? >How will you go about marketing your product in the days after completion?
>being so fucking lazy that you rely on a mesopotamian scuba gear discussion forum for your startup ideas
Owen Gomez
Read this here once a few years back but never saw it being implemented. >A tinder for people who want to fight.
Jacob Gonzalez
Better yet, have the stacies train NNs to do it automatically
Jackson Young
I guess that could work for people who are looking for sparring partners, but if it's just random street fighting then I suppose it would be illegal
Angel Powell
pirate a fancy wordpress template and offer a fresh new websight for some some local company or town/municipality that hasn't updated their half-broken 5-15y/o Joomla setup running form some basement on winserver 2003. $ 300.000 upfront starting
Alexander Bailey
pour cement into every drain and smear the whole place with shit before leaving
Benjamin Lewis
>poor unemployed >living in one bedroom apartment Fucking zoomers, when I was poor and unemplyed I was sleeping in mates closet and still paying "rent". When I got a job, I house shared with 6 other people and had tiny room for myself. Never in my life after moving out of parents I have lived in anything that resembled "one bedroom apartment for myself"
Nicholas Reed
kickstarter + patreon for some flavor-of-the-month eroge, put together a prototype, build the hype, rake the money, never deliver
hypothetically speaking, if there was such an app the first rule of user license agreement would be that you don't talk about about the app
Alexander Reed
I bought a house with my parents help as soon as I graduated
Dylan Rogers
fucking rich snob piss off!
Josiah Bennett
How big was his cupboard?
Luke Miller
The issue is no one cares about your life story.
Luke Jones
my parents also bought me a lexus rx last year
Isaac Young
matter of taste, I'd rather live in a small single room apartment than share a house with another person
Lucas Foster
>The landlord has given you 15 days notice before throwing you and your belongings out by force.
Why doesn't the Landlord keep the belongings?
Hunter Butler
Truth be told I actually own a two bedroom apartment now but I moved back into parents basement because there is major renovation needed and people currently renting the apartment are paying good money for rent, I dont actually mind living for a year or little longer with parents and I save a ton money doing so
Brayden James
Who wants some poorfags shitty clothes and mattress?
>go on tinder >meet girl >hit it off >grow a relationship >couple of months down the line >she won't tell me where she wants to go eat >beat the shit out of her Just use regular tinder to fight lmao.
Jaxson Rodriguez
It was small, it was used as a storage space and I couldnt even fully open the door to get to the "bed" which was a half of an old sofa
Basically what someone wants doesnt matter if they cant afford it
Aiden Martinez
Please respect the 1st rule
Josiah Stewart
[mild chuckle]
Aiden Bell
Fuck that, time to sell drugs.
Samuel Mitchell
The ask for transcripts too nowadays. Nearly tempted to forge one.
Lincoln Ramirez
>I suppose it would be illegal I'm unsure that is illegal. The only real illegal shit would be an app to organise murders or the most fucked up of BDSM (R v Brown).
Jonathan Long
How can I start my own facial recognition software?
John Reyes
And are their alternative progrms like IntelliJ for Java but without botnet?
Liam Bell
advertise heavily, especially on internet, you are new socially responsible climate change metoo cnn pro choice open borders, refugees dudeweedlamo welcome inclusive lgbtwiehfusehghdhd+++++++++ friendly anti trump company based in silicon valley(even if you are not), you are new start up, ask for support/donations/investors, you do socially responsible work and you are also involved in facial regognition. Put up fancy graphics on your website of some fake software running identifying white nazis thought facial recognition (but dont actually mention anything, just let people assume you might be working on software, when in reality you just go to twitter and look for people who post clown pepes, thats if you do anything at all and not just run PR campaign). Watch millions flow into your account from un, jews, soros and dumb liberals. advertise a little more then quietly stop and disappear. No one will notice because liberals usually have short or no attention span
I know you're trolling, but people are increasingly losing attention spans due to the nature of social media and the internet.
Adrian Hernandez
It's not illegal as long as there is maintained consent by both parties and the fighting stops as soon as one fighter yields or is injured beyond bruises/minor abrasions.
Ryder Long
>hoping to make a killer app in a tiny time window just to survive Fucking retarded prompt. You probably wageslave before making it big, do not live beyond your means, and pay your fucking bills. Also, do not get a THOT. Wahmen are high maintenance appliances.
Josiah Clark
Nice try shlomo Telling us goyim to never think big or procreate
Leo Morris
The real Jew is falling for the 3D meme and GIVING the kikes more cheap labor that eteranally slaves to repay debt.
You can think big as much as you want. You should not gamble on being the next Gates.
>make app that calls out the jew >point it at people and it will notify you of the jews presence >option to announce over speakerphone that a jew has been detected They will give you what ever amount of shekels you want if you sign over the patent for jewdar
>the fighting stops as soon as one fighter yields or is injured beyond bruises/minor abrasions. Flirting with death because the law is so vague with this. BDSM organisations must get annoyed with this shit, they want to push the boundaries but can't because the law is unclear. I'm ambivalent on the law too, because I think it will impact physical sports soon.
Sebastian Carter
Learn to suck clocks for money. Now.
Camden Lopez
>suck clocks for money Are you being cheeky?
Daniel Lopez
small gas powered car costs $300 or less, tesla costs 50k
Nolan Flores
Fightr ended up being mocked out soullessly in reddit or some other 3rd party site. I want to guess somewhere around 2015.
Blake Brooks
>15 days notice before throwing you and your belongings out by force If you find yourself in this situation, you kinda deserve to be kicked out. GET A JOB. No, not in programming, literally fucking anything. Ideas don't pay the bills. A high school drop out waiting tables can survive with his/her own apartment but an educated programmer lives in poverty? Your fault. I know that you proposed a hypothetical, but there are too many people who live that reality.
Christopher Kelly
>mocked out soullessly in reddit why would that matter?
Carson Ward
>15 days
A gay ass ecommerce with the shittiest 4gl I can think off and live off of supporting that steaming pile of garbage.
Nicholas Campbell
you mean a unregulated gas powered bike. fucking retard, a car is 1.5-2k min. a new tesla is 34k
Noah Williams
is your parents house not your house?
Owen Price
Hey, fun fact retard. I tried to get a job for a whole year in a city. I eventually had to resort going to a government assistance place to get a job placement. And lo and behold, once I got that, I could get jobs easy after. Shit jobs, but still - I could only get jobs once I already had experience in a job. Some people just get shit out of luck. You're just a fucking entitled boomer retard.
Jayden Watson
>You're poor, unemployed, living in a 1-bedroom appartment and haven't payed last months rent. >The landlord has given you 15 days notice before throwing you and your belongings out by force. Finding another job is out of the question. Your CV is shit. You can only rely on your programming skills. >This is because you follow the GNU life style ftfy
