/csg/ - Chinese Stuff General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites. Sale prices may vary.

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Check /jp/ /ona/ for Onahole information. Remember, chinese plastic will give your penis herpes and flesh eating bacteria. But glorious Japanese plastic will love you long time. >News
• Dear Sir, Please Understand blinding lasers illegal , customs may impound. • user gets ugly wallet. • user's mouse misses boat. • user headphones connect better to P.O.S. without a case vs his phone, thinks "HiFi" sticker means something • Superman comes in with a win, and no one gives him any (You)'s • Achktually no 5g I mean it! • Select Coupon Worthless • Magneto has nothing on Xaomi magnetic screwdriver set • user thinks a communist should know capitalist coupon system • user cant get into discord and is lonely, help him get back in csg discord frens. post invites • user rubs his knob • You have to withdrawal the money. • Items under 30 AUD unloved • Chink smell • Postman does not Cometh • He doesn't use 17track • user's sister tells him to pull out • Spycam arrived • Bamboo straws arrived • Stuck in Laos under a pile of unexploded clusterbombs • Burglar ordering his tools on Ali • Shark has diabetes • user checks his motor

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audiobudget.com/product/BGVP/SGZ-DN1
github.com/leots/Arduino-PC-Monitor
aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Handheld-Video-Game-Console-TV-Retro-Built-in-620-Games-Double-Gamepads/32832719978.html
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baking soda and charcoal . ideally sprinkle it all over and leave a box and a few briquettes laying around it for a while. will remove smell pretty quick. change old powder as needed.

i have stuff from laos and its in the same no tracking zone. :(

Hi webfriends,

I am in a situation which I've never been in before.

I had ordered a rapoo mt750s mouse, which box came damaged and a little plastic thingie was pried off, i wanted to contact the seller about it, but nada, i was left with unreads. Then I decided to leave it and wanted to order a 2nd mouse for work, i placed an order, which didn't ship for a week. I cancelled it, ordered from another shop, which shipped almost immediately. Now I got a notification that the seller canceled my cancel request and 'shipped' it, or at least changed the status. I guess they don't have stocks right now. I cannot open a dispute 10 more days.
Can I take this matter to Ali at the current state ? thanks

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Anyone have experience with chink "T12" soldering irons? Thinking about buying this for my first real iron.
aliexpress.com/item/32803295956.html

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I bought silicon straws, nicer than metal on teeth. can be baked in oven to sterilize maybe. real soft though might not make it too long. overall happy.
aliexpress.com/item/33012917388.html
they are fairly large straws, trouble to stick them through lids. have to be creative.

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can you open a dispute for the smushed mouse?

good point, forgot about that option. yes i can. but i guess i can just apply for a partial refund.

>Chinese Stuff General
Fuck off chink.
Can an user make a real /csg/ thread?

My first bike component came in, carbon fiber handlebar
The foam and tape they wrapped it in weighs negligibly less than the actual bar which is neat, but there are a couple of cosmetic defects, mostly around the cut points, that I gorilla glue down
Gonna wait until my cheap low range torque wrench comes in then try it out and hope it doesn't snap while I'm on the bike

bros, I need help finding this. it seems so simple yet it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find on AliExpress because search results are full of garbage.

I'm looking for a "USB condom" aka "USB protector" aka "USB shield" aka "USB sync stop". Basically, it's a fucking USB dongle that you attack at the end of your cable so you can plug it into any USB port you may find while traveling and you won't get hacked because this dongle will protect you.

the dongle is super simple as it basically just cuts off two data wires from the USB and just passes two power wires... for charging.

It's like $10 + shipping on non-chinkshit sites and that's fucking insane. It should be $2 max.

Does anyone know how to find this on ebay or AE or any of the other chinkshit sites?

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bruh just tape over the data pins with electrical tape

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Do some pullups with it. CF should be able to handle like 200kg of man pulling up on it.

too fiddly and the tape might get rubbed off. also, no way of checking without plugging it in :\
I'd rather pay a $1 and not have to worry about it.

then cut the wires

use google. get keywords from amazon
then do aliexpress usb data block
then check images for what you want
bingo
aliexpress.com/item/32605273898.html

usb data block site:aliexpress.com
in google, i mean.

you're a fucking genius! thanks! but the price is just as expensive as the nonchinkshit sites. crazy. I'm better off buying off amazon and getting it in a day than ordering off AE for the same price.

yeah i mean can spend hours finding a cheap version but do you trust $2 piece of shit with your $1000 phone anyways?

>yeah i mean can spend hours finding a cheap version but do you trust $2 piece of shit with your $1000 phone anyways?
it's literally impossible to fuck up. it's just missing tow wires. has no ICs or anything complicated whatsoever.
I'll probably just buy two USB plugs and make one myself. it'll look like shit but it will work.

want to resell some g-shocks knock offs, what is the best option? Skmei, Smael??

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>chinese STUFF general
>STUFF

Dropped.

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hang on i'll search by image in the app and find it.

you taped wrong pins. you killed the power.

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no, buy the one with the heat sensor and heater that are integrated into the tip.
you can recognize those by tips that are interchangeable.

stay away from this old tech... old style soldering irons are shit now.

Is this supposed to be the chink shit thread?

its called fast charging adapter
i find usb-c version
aliexpress.com/item/Adapter-Fast-Charger-converter-for-Xiaomi-Type-USB-USB-C-Data-Sync-Type-C-3-0/32867897843.html
looking for usb-a now.

thanks so much for looking, user!!!

Was about to buy this before the sale ends. Seems to outperform the Yihua 908d
Any recs on a good beginner one?

I have some questions fellow chinkers
Best place to get genuine gongtian fan?
Is there somewhere I can get those really bouncy superballs?
Is it worth it getting a DIY powerbank or should I stick with with branded?
Is there a precision stylus for the redmeme? The ones I've seen are of round tips, they seem bad for writing

>Any recs on a good beginner one?
>Yihua 908d
garbage.

search for: HAKKO T12 knockoffs.
basically anything that takes T12 tips is what you want since you can buy original Hakko tips for it.

I bought a DIY version (pic related) for $17 when it was on sale. You can also buy pre-assembled for a bit more.

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I want to come up with a cheap camera for when we are on vacation - are there any decent Ali ones, which can be de-chinked ? Do I need some sort of HA hub (looking at xiaomi) ? Or should I just go with an old smartphone and some app ?

It's Chink Shit General you fuck.

Chink Shit General

Chink Shit General

Chink Shit General

Fuck you

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Any good mini pcs from chinkland?
Should be X86 based.

techtablets has some cool recommendations.
what do you want to use it for ? just starting a discussion, can't help much

Fuck YOU, racist.

>what do you want to use it for ?
I would use it as a download server most of the time, so it does not need to be very powerful.

>soldering station you need to solder to build
what a thought

look at the pic again. you can use wire nuts/ties and then remove them one by one and solder them.

I ordered the belt from this auction: aliexpress.com/item/32999654771.html but got pic rel instead. The color and length is correct but I hate that buckle. Should I refund this?

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Thoughts on this chink mech? Seems to be bretty good for being one of the cheapest mechs on ali

aliexpress.com/item/32970802535.html

Someone in the last thread suggested the QCY QS2 or the Xiaomeme airDots. Why?

I like mine. I bought the model with just a DC barrel jack, and use a 12V laptop supply I have laying around. The handle is more comfortable than my TS100.

> supporting communists
not in my lifetime, chong.

>yfw china will one day rule the US

It's Chink Shit General

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CHINK SHIT GENERAL
gay nigger americans and sòyim with muh racism

Use the correct thread title or fuck off, don't make them.

I'm not a racist because I don't care about chinks but I feel uncomfortable about the sudden change of the name of this great general. It's feels like some dark sjw might has taken power.

muh ESJAYDUBYA boogeywoman

Pls help

So i have been using this for a year:audiobudget.com/product/BGVP/SGZ-DN1
Now they are tearing apart, what should i get now? I want them with MMCX connector. Thanks.

C H I N K ' D

just wait, AE's system might be slow

Has anyone tried the KZ AptX HD bluetooth module?

~£4 of parts from ali, a few hours of following and fixing a guide and I've got a little cpu and gpu monitor for my gaming pc.

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wasn't there an IRC channel for /csg/? I know I used to visit on the regular a few years back

Where can I buy this?

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Japan?

pretty cool. is it an arduino or something? how do you get the sensor data?

Should I get chinese or global Mi Band 4?
I plan on using it in English.

There's a python script running on my computer getting data from Open Hardware Monitor, then it sends that over usb to an arduino.
Followed/adapted the guide found here to make it github.com/leots/Arduino-PC-Monitor

That's the fucking 5v ground pin. Fucking retard.

Chink Shit General

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how did I do I got kz zs3 + replacement wire for 13.5022
I am really liking them

What does Chang mean by this

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that's masking tape

Anyone who bought more than 2 items in one order from Dealextreme? (that were in stock).

Did you recieve one package or several?

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What's the current IEMs meme

Several

Should have used an OLED display tbqh.

KZ ZSNs because cheap and outperform rock zircons, which used to be top meme on the cheap spectrum
other than that T3s came out... and that's it, just standard T2 and TRN V80 circle jerk (you can't go wrong with either)

Does anybody know what the fuck these are? I bought a wire fruit bowl and this little package of shit was just sitting inside and I have no idea what they could be

I thought they were watch pins at first but they're really sharp and only have one retractable side
Sorry if the picture rotates btw it's normal in my gallery

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Are there non-shit solar power banks/chargers?

Practical, cheap, decent fit, not-ass audio quality, decent wireless range and are the best price-performance wireless meme on their price point.

Are oled display as easy to program as these lcd ones?

I mistyped. I meant " suggested the QCY QS2 OVER the Xiaomeme airDots". They cost pretty much the same so I was wondering if there was a reason to pick one over the other.

>chinese
>stuff
CHINK SHIT, user. CHINK SHIT. Fucking 老外.

Can traverse your playlist with the buttons on the pods (Redmi's only has Assistant).
Better build quality (but both are ok at best).
Dock has better capacity.
Allegedly, QS2 has better wireless range than the Redmi's, but I would doubt that.

If you are really stingy, I would recommend the QS1 (The only difference with the QS2 is that the dock has lower capacity)

Redmi's have no branding, though, and that's a deal breaker for a lot of anons.

>CHINK SHIT


go kys racists

>Chinese Stuff General
Not this shit again.

what stuff? there's only chink shit here

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Fuck
Made me laugh
Now my stomach hurts

There's also that the airdots use some weird proprietary silicone tips, so if you want to replace them with your own, they might not fit as well.

one user was going to experiment with tempered glasses, if the 9 bucks nillkin glasses were actually that much better than the 2 buck once, since their advertisement and specifications were all over the place.

i hope you or anyone else who did the comparison reads this, i dont know if i should buy the nillkin one.

>Chinese Stuff
I'M BOILING!

these can be pins that are used in machines that tests connections during pcb manufacturing process

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makes sense
thanks friend

noob on emulation. i used to like playing mario, contra etc when i was young. suggest me a good console included with games. is there anything better than these?
aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Handheld-Video-Game-Console-TV-Retro-Built-in-620-Games-Double-Gamepads/32832719978.html

aliexpress.com/item/Coolbaby-2019-newest-HDMI-AV-Video-Game-Console-64-Bit-Support-4K-Output-Retro-600-Classic/32889929492.html

Quick, what's a good high-end Chinese phone? Also, do I buy it from banggood or is there a better site for phones now?

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Use your phone.

Xiaomi Redmi K20 Pro is the newest high-end phone. For last year's, check the Pocophone F1. There are some rumors that we will be getting a Pocophone F2 soon but take 'em with a grain of salt.

my phone has a tiny screen and i feel physical buttons would be better for this

You could always buy a phone controller/connect a controller by USB/Bluetooth for that.

Heck, if you wanna emulate stuff you could always hack a PSP/Vita/3DS that should be dirt cheap for that.

He is right.
It's CHINK SHIT GENERAL.
go dilate somewhere else.

what

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What?

Xiaomi mi 9.

'chink shit' is a term of endearment. it's not meant to be cruel or mean.
youtube.com/watch?v=IISMr5OMceg

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Pocaphone F1 seems really good. Anyone here have it? Is it a worthwhile upgrade to ZUK Z2 Pro?