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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites. Sale prices may vary.

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baking soda and charcoal . ideally sprinkle it all over and leave a box and a few briquettes laying around it for a while. will remove smell pretty quick. change old powder as needed.

i have stuff from laos and its in the same no tracking zone. :(

Hi webfriends,

I am in a situation which I've never been in before.

I had ordered a rapoo mt750s mouse, which box came damaged and a little plastic thingie was pried off, i wanted to contact the seller about it, but nada, i was left with unreads. Then I decided to leave it and wanted to order a 2nd mouse for work, i placed an order, which didn't ship for a week. I cancelled it, ordered from another shop, which shipped almost immediately. Now I got a notification that the seller canceled my cancel request and 'shipped' it, or at least changed the status. I guess they don't have stocks right now. I cannot open a dispute 10 more days.
Can I take this matter to Ali at the current state ? thanks

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Anyone have experience with chink "T12" soldering irons? Thinking about buying this for my first real iron.
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I bought silicon straws, nicer than metal on teeth. can be baked in oven to sterilize maybe. real soft though might not make it too long. overall happy.
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they are fairly large straws, trouble to stick them through lids. have to be creative.

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can you open a dispute for the smushed mouse?

good point, forgot about that option. yes i can. but i guess i can just apply for a partial refund.

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My first bike component came in, carbon fiber handlebar
The foam and tape they wrapped it in weighs negligibly less than the actual bar which is neat, but there are a couple of cosmetic defects, mostly around the cut points, that I gorilla glue down
Gonna wait until my cheap low range torque wrench comes in then try it out and hope it doesn't snap while I'm on the bike

bros, I need help finding this. it seems so simple yet it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find on AliExpress because search results are full of garbage.

I'm looking for a "USB condom" aka "USB protector" aka "USB shield" aka "USB sync stop". Basically, it's a fucking USB dongle that you attack at the end of your cable so you can plug it into any USB port you may find while traveling and you won't get hacked because this dongle will protect you.

the dongle is super simple as it basically just cuts off two data wires from the USB and just passes two power wires... for charging.

It's like $10 + shipping on non-chinkshit sites and that's fucking insane. It should be $2 max.

Does anyone know how to find this on ebay or AE or any of the other chinkshit sites?

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