Guy in my old building had "Help I'm trapped in the router!", made me chuckle every time.
Wi-Fi thread
Aiden Green
Thomas Kelly
Access your router's management interface through the browser. Type you default gateway's IP and in you go. Navigate through the options and menus till you find the one that says DHCP.
Evan Howard
THE WIRED
James Cook
BuildthatFireWall
Jaxson Young
Lynch all Niggers and Jews