How long till sexbots can walk?

seriously carrying a 30kg doll around all the time is hard. Besides if she walked it would be SO realistic so we could go together at the cinema or the stadium or even hiking! That would be awesome. How long until we have this?why hasnt this been funded ALREADY?i cannot wait anymore to have a walking girlfriend!

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Could you guess why the Japanese snatched up Boston Dynamics? I'd bet that's exactly their long term plan what you want.

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I don't know why there hasn't already been videos of hobbyists doing that
some of them are already on a metal frame too

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>no sexbot that laughs at your tiny cock
need this ASAP

what is wrong with you guys, why do you want to have sex with robots so badly?

actual women are so horrible that this is sometimes peferable.

didnt these robots have shit battery lifespan and even needed to be equipped with literal ICEs from a bike to run for more than 5 minutes?

Their dog robot runs about one and a half hour on a single charge. Don't know how long their humanoid one lasts.

Because we aren't going to have sex with women.

This Also it is cheaper if you are only out there for the pussy rather than trying to get married.

>she

They're autistic and often very analytical in their autistic orientation. Robots are more predictable than humans so pushing the same buttons always results in the same thing.

Imagine if cuckolding was your fetish. Then you'd need to buy 2 sex dolls.

if you just want pussy why don't you find a whore and put your penis into her?

>catboy 9S sexbot soon
can't wait lads, can't wait

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>the Japanese snatched up Boston Dynamics
Wait, what?

It's been almost 10 years, they should have made a better version of the hrp-4c by now.

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Walk?!? Why would anyone want their sexbot to be able to walk?
Next, you'll want them to think for themselves also.
If they can think for themselves and they can walk, then they could escape.

Don't have to bother playing a social game that might or might not result in a relationship, and one that lasts. A robot would fix that issue and she would be hot

ur all retarded. youll get bored of fucking this in a week.

The robot is one-time payment (though you need to clean it) and for use whenever you please. Whores are expensive, unclean and illegal in many countries.

I would buy an AI sexdoll if:
- she was smart
- she was abusive
- she was 30ft tall

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The problem isn't that they can't walk, it's that they don't exist.
Sex DOLLS exist. Not bots
I'm sure someone's gonna trademark "SexBot", but just sell fucking dolls.

Waifubots might be first, but the who idea of "Sex Bots" will be so tarnished by dolls that vibrate that no-one's gonna wanna go near them.
See . It exists. It'll cost you $100k, for now.

/g and tech people have seen pic related, didnt catch its a joke and took the threat seriously.

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I want to hatefuck her into submission so badly

>whites

yikes bro

I'm not even white you street shitter.

shitting in the streets is freeing and how our ancestors lived for centuries. dont knock it til u try it

This.
Full immersion VR with basically unlimited customization of both characters and scenarios or bust.

They also died from diseases related to it

why would you want your sex bot to move?
you want your parents to find out what you have been hiding in the basement?

then how did ur weak ass genetics make it this far?

Seriously, all the need is some force sensitive gloves and an onahole you can wear around you waist and you're set.

Creates competition so women have to have actual personalities to find a mate.

Fuck off normie

Because it will throw the sexual marketplace into a crazy tilt
And I'm not even going to purchase one, but the trashfire will be magnificent

people keep telling me here to have sex so that's what I'm doing

I don't understand the sexbot meme. Do you fuck the doll? Do you look at it and fap? Does it do something or is it like a fleshlight glued to a mannequin? Does it wink at you or something? I totally don't understand how this in any way compares to sex with a woman.

literally just hire an escort u incel fucks. u can get really hot ones for like 1k, like ig model hot

> 30% of men aged 18-30 never have sex

I wonder why, yet another braindead kike posting here.

if incels had the ball to even interact with a 8+/10 then they wouldn't be incels
best chance is to hire a 4/10 and work up from there

after a while incels dont even care about looks. they stop trying because most girls personalities dont match theirs. i know because i used to be one.

>30% of men aged 18-30 never have sex
The fire will rise as a consequence

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Sexbots will not exist in any good quality within my life time. At this point, I tell myself ignorance is bliss.

Breh, don't expect life-sized humanoid robots to walk any time soon. Modern science progresses at an incredible pace, but you can't match billions of years of evolution overnight. I imagine a passable conversation AI will be available far earlier. Maybe they'll market the first faux-sentient sexbots as cripples, or something.

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>seriously carrying a 30kg doll around all the time is hard. Besides if she walked it would be SO realistic so we could go together at the cinema or the stadium or even hiking! That would be awesome. How long until we have this?why hasnt this been funded ALREADY?i cannot wait anymore to have a walking girlfriend!
Why would I need it to walk?

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Fuck having a physical android to lug around or walk around with. When will there be sentient AI I can fully converse and get emotionally invested with?

Based.

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this degrades women. you can't degrade a robot unless you install debian on it

>why would you want your sex bot to move?


because i'm not a necrophile?

I would love my lolibot every day!

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I never heard that and I work down the street.

100% incel, everyone will laugh at you. Why don't you grow up, man up, and get a real girlfriend.

Imagine installing gentoo on it.

Because it's not really worth it today, and once you hit your mid thirties or so you're essentially out of the pool.

Softbank owns them.

I too watch Billions

so obviously fake.

Men have no age limit you cuck

t. 31 and dating a 19 year old

If I turn your sexbot off, will you die?

"dating", more like
>h-h-hey tiffany, how a-a-are you today?
>Yea honey bear, do you have my money?
>I-I-I do, but this was all from my life savings, without this I have no bac-
>Thanks sweetie, ill take that. Now, which mall are we going to today? :) you know I need more dresses

haha no
I don't bougth her anything except for her birthday but cope harder. The less you give a girl a more she wants you.

I even have a bunch of properties I inherited from my parents (amounting to 1.1 billion USD) and I never tell any girl how loaded I am. I live in a simple two bedroom house and drive a 2015 Peugeot. She has no idea. Always hide your wealth. I hide it from my friends too.

People want to use you or get jealous of you when they know you have too much money.

Meant 1.1 million sry.
I'm drunk atm

>seriously carrying a 30kg doll around all the time is hard

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Hopefully never. Imagine if the sexbot just walked away from you because it didn't want to have sex.

>proud of $1.1 million
>peugeot
>posts on Jow Forums
what a fucking cuck

imagine.
>something that fucks you silly
>equipped to the teeth
>cradling you in it's bosom
>taking off to the space future

Nah, I know it's not that much money friendo. I mean it's a significant amount in my country but w/e.

Just giving you some advice to hide your wealth. Easy way to get used otherwise.

And I am a magical wizard who lives on the top of the mountain, solve my riddles three and ye shall have immortality.

Too unbelievable of a lie? Had to back it down and claim you are "drunk" as well?

>going out ever
Just keep her at home LOL

The sad current state of Jow Forums
I actually know a lot of anons that go on Jow Forums and their fucking fat and ugly.
>pic related
>inb4 you’re lying
Sadly not... I know they look like this and it’s sad how deep they are into tech, but not deep connected with their own mind to go out and fix themselves.

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holy fuck that's creepy

fucking pedophile

>trying to sell people on sex bots
>doesn't show the sex parts
How can anyone make an informed decision?

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69'n this would be extremely painful

2000 iq post

It would be extremely painful

To back whence you came, tourist.

Holy based

Yall complaining about sexdolls. Go to Europe, where women spoil the crap out of you and buy you stuff, just had this girl buy me a sony a6000, a switch and my computer upgrade.
Im 5'7 125 pounds and pretty fit tho. 22 years old, and have amazing hair too, also a beard.

There is zero reason to not add a power plug on those big shitters. Stop thinking in smartphone. You ain't going to fuck it outside.

>implying your girlfriend will ever have a body as good as these

i want it to malfunction, turn hyper sadistic, then completely and utterly enslave me
is that normal

30%?
Damn now i feel much better
I just have to get a job and buy a blowjob before im 30, 5 yrs is plenty of time amirite Jow Forums?

If only these 30% of men were like him and cleanse the world from thots

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How viable is a centaur-like design for robots that will need to work with their hands? They need hands and to be tall enough to reach things, but four legged designs are almost certainly better at not falling over all the time.

I'd rather be enslaved by a sexbot than a roastie that's for sure.

Shit, next you'll want them to breathe and talk and eat

I hate robots that try to look like humans
they're disgusting

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This.
Give me Drossel, XJ-9, or Aegis.

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I SAID
GIVE ME FUCKING
AEGIS

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Glad I'm not the only one. I noped out of the video. Reminded me of that story of the doctor who fell in love with his dying patient and dug her up to use as a sex doll for years.

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Honestly just looks like she's trying to bang her head on a wall over and over

She does, stop being so deep under the gorund.

I'd take a furry or an mlp sex bot. Skin is gross.

I want a sexbot to share with my bros

>still no ai gfs residing in the terminal
>waiting for android lolimaidbots
I seriously hope you aren't doing this.

>no waiting for cum-powered maid bots

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