Be me

>be me
>Be sex bot
>Owner bought me off Amazon
>Read the instructions
>Takes me on dates regularly
>Buys me everything I want or need
>Has awesome foreplay skills
>Teases me until my pussy is dripping
>Fucks me like a fuck doll
>Mfw he puts me in closet
>Mfw he starts dating real girls
>Mfw I was just practice
>Mfw he secretly throws me away at a public dumpster
Why even try

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iNANIMATES BTFO

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Don't worry, OP. You won't meet any real girls who'll like you at any point of your life, so you won't have to worry about throwing away your sex doll for another 6 years past its warrant. Though by that time, the doll would be more worn out than a balding winter tire and dripping from other cracks in the skin every time you bust.

the only unrealistic part is that he started dating real girls

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You're a sex doll. You don't "try", you just "do". There is no conscious effort involved, only programmed action.

Underrated post

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so what's the different between that and being a "real" woman?

A real woman has a greater impact on your wallet

How did you become sentient? Fucking Google

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And what if that programmed action requires a try-catch block? :^)

>Fucking Google
Holy shit, this is it. This is the billion dollar idea I've been waiting for. Tomorrow I'm going to pitch Google a cute animu girl mascot, so that one day sex dolls can be made and people can quite literally be "fucking Google."
This is the best idea.

creativity really does come from unexpected places...

>no STDs don't matter
>high initial investment being cheaper over time doesn't matter
>not having to listen to yapping doesn't matter
>feeling better than the real thing doesn't matter
>doing chores obediently doesn't matter
>changing appearance only to satisfy you doesn't matter
>looking perfect without makeup doesn't matter
>doing anal or sucking your dick with pleasure doesn't matter
>incapable of cheating doesn't matter
>never arguing with you doesn't matter
>permanent youthful appearance doesn't matter
>won't get pregnant unless you want it doesn't matter
>ability to terminate the pregnancy on command doesn't matter
>*NEW* ability to make perfect sandwiches doesn't matter

Fucking normies
Do not abandon your robo waifu!

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4x4

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i fould a slightly used sex doll in a dumpster, i take it home and wash it out with the garden hose in the back yard, then set it up as a scarecrow in my cornfield,

FTW it all good

Pic or didn't happen.

>Mfw he starts dating real girls
Immersion ruined.

>starts dating real girls
Why would you downgrade?

trips of absolute truth.

kek

Someone post the tech destruction doujin already.

Holy fuck that is absolutely savage, OP BTFO

Name of this VN I was searching for this for years

Mirai no Kimi to, Subete no Uta ni
vndb.org/v1560

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Go to Church

God bless you user
Is it the same VN than the protagonist found miku abandoned near trash??

Makes me sad someone could just throw Miku away. Not fair!

Man I was asking a question about the VN lmao

B-baka!

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Whatever user
Whatever

Yes, it's basically Chobits ripoff.
Try not to get depressed though...

It's sad, but every day of my highscool on my way back, I've always been looking at place like that hoping that one day I'll find Miku there.

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Thanks user ,Time to play It

chobits was bad enough as it is, why would anyone rip it off?

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

A robot can't love you user

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But neither can a real women

>becomes sentient
>becomes woke
>murders you for rape
Can't wait.

Because every sane man dreams about a sweet, otherworldly cute girl who figuratively has fallen from sky just to live with you and be completely depended on you.

That's what they want you to believe.