Discord is down

lmao, Discord is offline right now. Every single Discord community has come to a halt at this time. People who were have conversations, people who collaborate projects on it, people who offer technical support for their games on there, you can't do any of that right now.

Meanwhile, this sort of thing could never happen on IRC.

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discord.statuspage.io/
notabug.org/themusicgod1/cloudflare-tor/src/master/cloudflare_users
cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/46z55mdhg0t5
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20262214
community.cloudflare.com/t/incident-route-leak-impacting-cloudflare/93732/3
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

pedo crime rate goes down 80%

EVEN THE FUCKING STATUS WEBSITE IS DOWN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

>Discord is down
they are just making a backup of all data

Can anyone access steamdb.info

Testing stuff out, seems like quite a few website could be down.

Discord is working fine for me.

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everyone! come back to irc

>this sort of thing could never happen on IRC
you're right, no irc server has had any downtime, ever since the 1990s

cf has problems.

Nah, a bunch of shit seems to be down.

use downdetector.com

Yeah, it's down too.
Any connection between these two? Same could, server location?

friendly reminder if you browse Jow Forums and use discord for anything imageboard related you need to go back.

Could be cloudflare.

What the fuck is going on.

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weekly NSA data upload

>cloudflare
Yeah it's a cloudflare outage. Someone leaked routes badly apparently.

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Don't log out, logging in is brokje

Yes! I hope they go down for days and it's someone who DDoSed them the hardcore way just like with Sony.

The beginning of the new internet.

>DOWNSdetector.com
I gots them braindawgs

>this sort of thing could never happen on IRC.

retard alert. this is a massive internet-wide issue going on. multiple servers for the irc network i use every day are unreachable as well

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Mumble just werks

based

Don't be retarded and use Matrix/Riot.im with non-cloudflare servers.

You can use the one hosted on statuspage directly instead of their own one. This is why you don't have to brand every page.
discord.statuspage.io/

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pastebin dot com, codepen, medium, and several others too. Full (?) list: notabug.org/themusicgod1/cloudflare-tor/src/master/cloudflare_users
See also More information: cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/46z55mdhg0t5

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oh shit, Jow Forums is on cloudflare too.

As does cripplechan

based hirowill keep us online

>trusting big companies ever again
fuck cloudflare

good

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Fucking crimeflare getting hacked by Iran. They deserve it. Google DNS was also down. IT'S HAPPENING.

>can't connect to work website
>can still connect to Jow Forums
Thanks God

bgp route leak, but its affecting a lot of things besides cloudflare. the cloudflare CTO (jgrahamc) is updating a comment on HN with info
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20262214

fpbp
/thread

How do I avoid shit like this on my website and services the next time?

>route leak
By whom? Human error, or foreign actors?

Move away from cloudflare

go back and never return here

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1204 UTC update This leak is wider spread that just Cloudflare.

based me

>by whom?
probably just an ISP who fucked up a config

This is the 3rd time in a month something like this has happened. Coincidence?

> 1239 UTC update Traffic levels are returning to normal.

if Jow Forums and the rest of the internet are next, it was nice knowing you all and I hope to see you all in the future incarnation of the internet that SHOULD be built from the ground up to be completely decentralized so no force could possibly control or take it down.

I am literally shaking right now, I have no contact with my friends, girlfriend, and family because Discord went down. I'm scared.

And back to the OP topic, Discord is back online.

>ISP
>Iranian Special Provocateur

people from around the world was experiencing problems. you'd think it wouldnt be a big outage if it was limited to NOS (my ISP)?
try connecting to discord.

need discord for my work, please get back online quickly or ...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
discord is trannyhub for real

or..

centralisation leads to route leaks having greater effects, host your own shit on your own IP range.
or you can take the accelerationist approach and put everything in the hands of a few big hosts, so they can eventually force everyone else to verify their BGP routes.

See and:
community.cloudflare.com/t/incident-route-leak-impacting-cloudflare/93732/3

what kind of workplace requires you to use discord??

>Verizon took down 3% of the internet
>BGP still isn't universally secured

There's literally nothing wrong with being a tranny or using discord. You will continue to textually shit yourself about how wrong they are though.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIGN WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THIS ??????? IS THE NETWORK BEING DDOSED BY AN ATTACKER?????

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user, moderating a room for free isn't work.

Jow Forums full of smoothbrains this morn

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you know what i love most about this? the fact they STILL keep their statuspage saying 100.0% because it's not their fault, to appease investors
fuck the internet, fuck cloudflare and fuck the meme that is discord

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i am developing a few discord bots (paid).

kill yourself

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If it's a company dealing with BGP routes then yes, they can absolutely effect discord.

try it in your local network. manually set two local devices to have the same network addresses and see how it affects their connectivity.

BGP routes use IP addresses just like everything else, all BGP does is update routes if a route is unavailable. it's much slower to update but deals with a massive list of routes. if someone misconfigures a BGP router they can absolutely fuck things up for everyone.

not to say this isn't an act of defacto terror - just saying it's more likely to be someone fucking up.

if your workplace actually needs discord why didn't they use slack instead
or is your """work""" nsfw furry art commissions

>There's literally nothing wrong with being a tranny or using discord
>There's literally nothing wrong with being a tranny

So this is the NPC reply that tranny discord taught you?

@71570151
Dialation cope. Have sex transcel

go back, summerfags

a lot to unpack here

it's spelled "dilate" you retard. at least learn fucking english

Cmon guys, you sit on computers all day long...
FIX IT

Dilate and have sex, coping transcel

They probably ping their machines from local network

He can't tho, he forgot to dilate
He has no depth now

WHAT THE FUCK IS. A COORDINATED ATTACK??????????

WHAT IS HAPPENIGN????

Is that profitable? I've thought about developing a discord bot or two for shits and giggles.

I mean, technically they're still up you just can't access them.

discord has gone down more times than rizon has had netsplits this year. imagine that.

yeah I am glad i uninstalled that turd year ago, steam chat update rendered it useless anyway

People who use the term "NPCs" are literal NPCs. The article that meme came from LITERALLY proves your theory wrong. So you're just signaling to others that you can't even read a single article.

>autist never heard of what a ddos is
where the fuck do you retards come from

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

End of Internet

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TRANNIES, THE DAY OF THE ROPE HAS ARRIVED

>People who use the term "NPCs" are literal NPC
talk about a contradicting paradox
I have nothing more to reply a discord tranny

why did people stop using mumble?

this isn't a ddos attack, an ASN has fucked up

>IRCfags coming in to gloat like anyone actually cares
Go back to the 90's you hipster.

Where did the thread get derailed and this retarded circle jerk start?
>71570151
>71570071
samefag?

Who of you fags wrote this?

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>getting a meme from an article
That's not how this shit works faggot
You never get memes from the original source and they can change meaning because of this

>discord bad tranny bad

no web application / ease of access invite system that doesn't require you to type in IP/Port
no media embed in its text chat

>Meanwhile, this sort of thing could never happen on IRC.
you weren't even alive when people actually used IRC

WHAT IS AN ASN???????

>lmao, IRC is online right now. Every single IRC community is available at this time. People who were have conversations, people who collaborate projects on it, people who offer technical support for their games on there, you can do any of that right now.
>Meanwhile, nobody wants to go on IRC.

The NPC meme is LITERALLY based on a misreading of an article. Jow Forumstards are too retarded to understand statistics, and thought that the article said only 25% of people have an inner monologue. In reality the article said the AVERAGER PERSON experiences an inner monologue 25% of the time.

>no public bots
>no thumbnails
>no embedded videos
>no video calls
>no PW
>no history
>no text-only rooms
>shitty mobile app(plumble)
>no invites
>no emojis
I really wish I could just use Mumble but it's getting more and more painful with each year.

it isn't a ddos you retard