If you were the CEO of a large tech company, what wacky policies would you implement?
>All employees should arrive at 5am and leave by 1pm
>All software must be developed to run on a 1995 era PC with 128mb of RAM
>Any code written by vegans must be audited by a carnivore
>If you aren't wearing a tracksuit you will not be allowed into the building.
Every employee must eat all the eggs.
>all employees must declare that traps are gay
All tranny employees must give all the cishet male employees blowjobs before their code contributions are accepted.
All computer desks are replaced with sandpits.
>everyone must be white heterosexual practicing christian
>provide daycare for employees children within same office complex
>everyone eats the same free lunch at the same time
>no remote work allowed
>no full internet access in offices, only intranet with local copies of documentation
>provide dumb work phones upon arrival at offices, everyone must leave their personal toy at reception
>all development workstations are Raspi3's hooked on 4:3 display running NetBSD
>managers are not appointed but must earn support of people they intend to lead and then report back
>agile practices are not practiced at all
>based controlled work enviroment
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>everyone must leave their personal toy at reception
What kind of sick freak brings those to the workplace?
>>provide daycare for employees children within same office complex
That's not wacky, that's fucking awesome.
You could attract some serious talent if you advertised this as a benefit and would be overall beneficial to society as a whole.
Studies have shown that breastfed babies have higher IQs. Allowing working mothers to breastfeed their children means more, higher-IQ children.
Also: have you seen the cost of daycare? It's fucking nuts. Like $1000 a month in some places.
Mandatory chastity cages and programming socks
all employees must be attractive female virgins
> daily discussions about desktop environments
$1250/month in Atlanta....pls kill me.
talented people dont have kids
Employees must enter a gender neutral shower, use anti-sweat perfume and wear an uniform before entering the work space.
Somebody who wants to post on Jow Forums without the office network seeing
second to last sounds a lot like W. L. Gore
the system has an additional bonus because its scares away boomers that only get into leading position through degrees and such
This sounds like something that a subhuman retard might actually, unironically support.
Fuckin based
That joke your head, boy.
Implent a proper dress code (suits/pantsuits and proper haircuts with no neon hair colors as requirements) to rule out tranny and SJW hires asap.
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