The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>rural indians have smartphones
>still lack toilets
really makes the almonds activate.

how do I make my toilet more comfortable

Buy a toilet seat that doesn't suck.

Maybe Apple needs to develop the iShit and sell it to them for $1000.

it's all plastic or porcelain, how the fuck can that be comfortable?

>how do I make my toilet more comfortable
weigh less than 160 lbs at 6'

/tv/ is complete shit, but they make good anti-janny/pro-lolis memes

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t. first world broblems

saved

saved*

shaved

I have literally never ordered anything online for myself, I don't have any social media, safe for messengers, I don't "date" girls, and I only play two games on fridays. The human race is disastrous by default. It's divided on brainlets and big brained boys who don't fall for these tricks. Read a book.

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>chooses to do everything on his smartphone
>"woooow everyone does everything on their smartphones all the time"

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Imagine subscribing to the ideas in Ted's manifesto, yet not recognizing Jow Forums shitposting as a surrogate activity.

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You're doing it wrong nigga. Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

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>if I didn't have a phone I'd be more productive
No you wouldn't you weak willed faggots, having a phone wouldn't be an issue if you were actually going to be productive

There's wood ones, typically coated/painted since people usually don't want wood colored ones.

>doesn't have a padded leather throne

i spend more time on the toilet with a book than a phone. anyway, i would say the industrial revolution has been great for humans. terrible for the planet, but great for man.

Quite right there, uncle Ted

What 2 gaymes?

Neotokyo and Mount and Blade mods

If I wanted to be edgy, I'd just post on the OpenBSD general that Inspur K-UX is the one Linux distribution that outdid every BSD in POSIX compliance.

Oh I recognise it.
Just like I recognise cigarettes are slowly killing me.

This guy fucks.
Practice the forward lean you fat faggots, touch your elbows to your knees for best results.

WORLD IS A TOILET

Not really.

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You can be addicted to something while still recognizing it's harm

It's all part of evolution.
Those who can't accomodate change will be left behind.

>me with an old fat gameboy mid 1990s
i'd spend half an hour in there. the shit would dry on my ass before i was done.

i only do this style for wiping.

He is right but about the wrong things. Besides, you don't belong here.

What movie/series is that?

The only thing worse than crusty boomer luddites are gen Z special needs kids who LARP as them.

Chernobyl (2019)

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Thanks.

Will this help me with buttwink in my squats?

Go have a beer, Ivan. You lost the evolutionary race.

hahahhahahhaha

That makes you a faggot though because you’re too weak to change.

>Jow Forums
>Implying not everyone here is gay
Hmm

I have been continuously shitting for the past week please help

Jow Forums - Anti-technology

>that ending
I was about to say the same

phone toiletposting is normie bullshit
laptop toiletposting is patrician tier

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