Guys, I think my MacBook is pregnant

Guys, I think my MacBook is pregnant.

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She's gonna birth you a housefire.

iToddler BTFO

based

keks all around

OH NONONONONONONONO

delete some data man, thats gonna burst

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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>data bulging

HAHAHAH

>sees bulge
>OwO whats this

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lel

should have cum on a thinkpad instead

kek

Your battery is swelling, it might catch on fire. Tear that shit open immediatley

With recent MacBook explosions and fires you should get rid of it immediately

Screw that, he should let it burn his house down and get nigger rich.

I once had a first generation plastic Macbook and the battery bloated in that as well. They never even tried fixing it in later generations it seems.

why would they?

based as always

Basado xd

> prego macbook
> child will be called gaylord

I doubt it, Macbooks are for faggots

Mine got like that last week, unfortunately it's a 10-year old model so shit's obsolete and they cannot repair
All they could do is remove the battery and dispose of it so it's always plugged in now

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Ruh roh

>still using a 2009 Air

based

'Your' Macbook has got to be at least 10 years old by now. I think you will be fine.

HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO WIVES