Bros how the fuck do you do it? how do you sit in front of your computers all day without ever getting any pussy...

I pay for pussy directly. It's better than nothing.

it May be the most overrated shit ever, it does not matter. I've tried for 4 years and the closest I've come is a hug from a friend

Try lifting. If you're not in good physical shape and you have an autistic personality, you're never getting laid.

I literally woke up, had sex, had coffee, then went to the farmer's market, had sex again, and am now shitposting and drinking a beer while my wife naps in the bed. I'm going to go up there and give her another sperm injection in like 20 minutes here. They we will eat dinner, watch a Laserdisc, have sex again, and so on.

>laser disc
have sex.

I'm 30 and I have been single and celibate for 8 years now. It sucks, not gonna lie, but I don't think about it most days. I just focus on other things in life and try to stay busy with friends, work, and going back to school. I've accepted that the most likely outcome is that I never have another relationship or experience physical intimacy again. I don't like it, but I am at peace. I am thankful that I got to experience those parts of life for a few years, which is more than a lot of people get.

>which is more than a lot of people get

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Life doesn't revolve around the primal instinct to mate. At least not for me. It never has and never will. Since childhood/teen years, I've never felt any attraction or interest in social interaction. Sure I masturbate few times a day, but that's just a vestigial function and only serves its purpose in releasing some dopamine from time to time.

Here's a protip, masturbate more. Maybe you'll get the dopamine hit you lack/need.

I am in the exact same boat.

>supra

Almost had me for a second there.

this hurt me ._.

>bros how the fuck do you do it?
Bought weights, workout when not busy, call it quits on the weekends go out enjoy myself or go on vaca abroad

piss in the shower, the instant i started doing it, all my problems melted away.

Just jerk off, my god

you must be young. it gets easier as you get older. eventually, other things become more important.. or you just stop caring because once you experience it, it's not that great.

Because I'm pretty asexual and don't really give a shit about not having sex that much.

what the fuck do you think I am doing? my brain is exploding telling me i need to find a girl

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how the fuck is most of Jow Forums cool with never seeing a girl your age take her shirt of in front of you?

how can manipulating numbers on other peoples computers (aka vidya) be enough for some of you? are you 15?

Just a question but are you black?

no, white

The greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills.

When something is out of reach it's best not to dwell on it. Pointlessly raging against the facts of reality won't bring you serenity. You have to come to terms with the world you find yourself in and be in dialog with reality on its terms. For some that means accepting a life of solitude. In the vast landscape of possible human suffering this isn't even that bad.

Please don't have sex, you're a complete human failure and shouldn't have children.

> exercise outside
> find hobbies that don't involve a computer, preferably manual work

unfortunately I'm not in charge, you can sleep well it does not look good for me

> And also, NO FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA

eventually, when you can't have something, you stop wanting it so badly

>married
>sex four times a day

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I get to work semi-ate (10 AM) and go home very late (11PM). I just love blasting the highway late at night after work. Nothing beats that feeling.

I'm 28 and I haven't been laid in 4 months. I'm getting too horny to keep this up

>he doesn’t program on his iPad Pro at the local brewpub and fuck hipster sloots.

Lmao be more social incel.

nice shitpost zoomzoom

Pussy is the most overrated thing on the planet, stop letting roasties brainwash you

fucking this

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Just recognize the urge for what it is and trivialize its importance. Nature doesn't care about you, it just wants you to pass the genes on, if you can't use your advanced conscience to see the trap, you're essentially no better than a dog mindlessly humping a person's leg.

Roasties haven't brainwashed him. Pussy is literally what he's programmed to go after. And he can't break the programming. Its completely normal too, its what makes people like OP, the real NPCs.

This bro
Also pussy is overrated.

I get you OP. The trick I use is failing on purpose, half assed trying. Make a tinder but place shit pics. You will get no matches. Your self esteem will be crushed and your brain will give you piece for a while.

Or another one my favs: give in to your primal instincts and ask a girl out you hardly know and looks hot. She will reject you. It will hurt but again your brain will leave you alone for a bit.

Everytime I get the urge I do "something" incredibly half assed. Fail. Be miserable. And then move on. It seems to work in tricking the brain since it is so simply wired.

Also masturbate every two to three days.

The trick is crushing your self esteem enough and becoming half depressed. You will accept it is impossible to get pussy and feel less pressured. Then distract yourself with Vidya, anime, porn.

One last trick is to not have any muscles. Stay in really bad shape. You will barely have energy to do anything. So your body will take it as it is a bad time to mate.

Just my two cents. It gets better as you get older with a peak in your twenties.

Full disclaimer since you're going to die anyway op. You are a faggot. and I dont mean that in the meme sense. I mean your behavior, a chad pussy slaying slut, is exactly the same behavior as a bug chasing mirrion asshole pounding swinging butt pirate. The difference is that pussy is more scarce and less awful for you, but pounding tons of pussy has ruined you all the same. without pussy, you are contemplating suicide. think about that for a bit

This life, you are a man, endowed with the ability to create, and all you want to do is fuck random pussy and get high off the sensation of sex.

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If pussy is your highest aspiration than you should just commit suicide because its not all that great.

nah just start up a podcast and get that 20 something milleniatard puss

You are supposed to spend your free time going to bars and picking up girls, instead of continuing to be glued to a screen at home.

>projection
Apps, online, in person. There's a lot of single woman, at least for a night and eventually a few will become regular. Don't ask, it doesn't matter and you don't want to know.

Have you ever tried putting your dick inside hot young tight pussy?

>genes, nature
i want to pass on my values and weltanschauung of doubt and self-criticism.
raising children who share your genes (that is important) is one of the only ways to achieve that in the face of a constant onslaught of propaganda and disinformation starting from preschool.

Pussy is really overrated. It gets boring pretty fast.
Stop jerking off, and take up on running. After 2-3 weeks you will adapt.
try a hooker, but tell her to be lazy and that she does not moan

No it's not

>take up on running
I bought a gym membership 3h ago and just did my first workout for over a year