What is the ultimate programmer snack, and why is it a hot pocket? Could this be the ultimate programmer fuel...

What is the ultimate programmer snack, and why is it a hot pocket? Could this be the ultimate programmer fuel? What do YOU snack on?

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I try to avoid keeping snack food in the house since I'm already fat

>Eating anything while working
Disgusting

>Eating
Sir why you disgust me?

Pizza has always been and will always be the ultimate programming fuel.

*ahem*

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Who eats while doing anything important?

Maybe I’m weird. I’m fat — but man I can go two days straight of not eating if I’m working on something cool.

real programmers have a supply of onions in a mini fridge by their desk and an ample supply of straws so they can get their calories while still typing

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don't forget about the xena tapes
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If I'm engrossed in something I don't eat.

Dilberitos

oats with or without milk

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for me, it's your mom's ass

Dicks

>programming
Water and copious amounts of deer meat

>but man I can go two days straight of not eating if I’m working on something cool
well, yeah. that's because you're fat.

Water.

this except I’m not fat.

lmao

Jamaican patties, they look like trash but taste amazing

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who sticks a straw in an onion, how would that even work. and why would you keep them cold?

So much better than garbage bagel bites it aint funny

More like diarrhea pocket

Trips of truth. They're fucking delicious.

I try not to eat and type at the same time.

I will however drink copious amounts of green or white tea.

>totinos
bring back jack's pizza bursts
totinos is low quality chicken feed

Fruit and Coffee in the morning
Fruit and Tea/Water in the afternoon
EZ

Looks like a Chebureki. Nice.

Wow nigger, you post in every thread. Filtered.

I cook myself and dont eat junk like that

S o y boy like yourself would

Smoked hamhock with onion, red beans, chickpeas, eggplant and mushrooms. One portion before during work, one after lifting.

Why has nobody said cunny?

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Vegetables and some meat.

Snacking is leads to insulin resistance.

> spiced beef empanada
Fother of muck add some onions and green peppers and maybe potato and I will die happy at 40

Destroyed!

I mean shit.. you could make your own at home, it's not hard at all. thats what my granddad used to do thats how i got hooked

I cooked for 8 years at like 15 different restaurants of all styles, shapes, sizes, budgets, and pay rates before getting into programming-meme.
I can make anything from anything and make it taste like anything else.

All I'm saying.
All I'm tryin to say.

Is I would eat those for the rest of my life.

Why do you need snacks when UberEats exists?

this

>hamburger is good

No shit.

> A cup of hot water with a cube of chicken bullion from the vending machine outside the computer lab.

Semen

too busy eating

Why is the box littered with instructions and warnings?

Apples. The fruit, not the computers used by fruits.

WTC?

i wonder if Jow Forums can cook

My fuel is pussy but I don't program.

>Hot pockets make me throw up every single tiem I eat them.

cooking is annoying af

>serving suggestion
>keep frozen

excuse me what now?

I can confirm these are fucking god tier. Used to go to a place that would put in some lettuce, tomato, cheese and fucking mayo and it is absolutely god tier.

>americans think this is different food

My fuel is your mom's pussy and I programmed your entire existence kid

>deer meat
Venison

Hormones

>What is the ultimate programmer snack, and why is it a hot pocket?
Go back to doing your job janny.

carrots and hummus. Simple, tasty and you don't get greasy fingers.

Kashi go lean crunch, only thing is it makes me very gassy later but it’s good stuff :)

snack food is for fatties, just eat one big healthy meal a day

That's why ur fat, you have to regularly eat small portions of food

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The ultimate programmer fuel is not a snack, but a well-balanced diet that includes plenty of eggs. Why eggs? Because choline. Great for improving memory and cognitive function.

hello fodcom

yes very good

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penis

Grilled chicken steamed broccoli and a kambucha

>What is the ultimate Janny snack, and why is it a hot pocket? Could this be the ultimate Janny fuel? What do YOU snack on?
i don't snack on anything but honey lemon ginger tea with cammomile is good
>t. bong

Cheez Its
Specifically the white cheddar flavor.

Pic related and a Dr. Pepper.

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i love totinos

Gorbys är bättre än billys!
These weird pierogies named after gorbachev.
They are the hotpockets of Sweden.
We do have a pan pizza named Billys after Bill clinton but those are not as good.

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