Why were all major programming languages made in the US?

why were all major programming languages made in the US?

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Because America invented everything relevanten.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

because they all have nsa backdoors

yea but that doesn't make sense I thought Americans had a reputation of being dumb mutts

most americans are
most americans don't invent programming languages

not even should invade my privacy....

Post-WW2 hegemony.

based lua was made in brazil homeland

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There's a lot of us. Like China divided by 4 and China divided by 2 by 2100.

ironically the very migration that they're trying to fight off instead of filter by merit, was the biggest contributor to their economic and scientific boom.

because america is the best country on earth

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theres even more people in india, asia, europe, and close to the same in south america and the middle east than north america though.

brain drain from europe

Because the US is for CS as France is for ballet. The basic framework is American, we'll probably always use American terms. Programming languages are very elemental and hard to build, the Americans have the know how, other countries would rather enjoy what's been done and do something else.

afaik these languages werent made by americans idk if they were working in america when they were designed
python ruby c# f# php earlang lua ocaml scala

north america harbors the highest amount of white people

so CS is gay as fuck?

So all of the shit ones take that communist faggots

The network of laws and lawyers making sure that anything produced with at least partial participation of US citizen classifies as "invented by the US".

It's the Nazis fault

Fixed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

If done properly, yes.
Countries where they were done:
>python
Netherlands
>ruby
Japan
>c#, f#
Made in America afaik
>php
Canada
>earlang
Sweden
>lua
Brazil
>ocaml, scala
France

>so CS is gay as fuck?
you're here being spammed by programming socks memes and mentally unstable trannies taking over open source programs every single day and still asking this? you must be fairly unintelligent.

> scala
Wrong, Switzerland.

Pascal also Switzerland.

why so many smug danish fucks invent shitty langs and framworks?
>sepples
>delphi
>ruby on rails
>c#
>unity
>Naur lead dev on algol 60
> Lerdorf PHP

there are only 3 million of these faggots

BTW Wirth (of Pascal) was complaining to the world about software bloat before we did:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirth's_law

Dude doesn't claim he was the only one complaining, but since he did articles his name stuck.

14 years later burgers credit the Google CEO; it's now an US observation. Clever.

Education. The European minors did quite a lot for the world in general.

Oh and Delphi is still basically Wirth / Swiss:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_Pascal

The Danish guy made a nice compiler for Delphi.

Because yurop can't into tech.

Shalom brother

Europeans think Americans are dumb because they don't know the history of some small euro country and where it is on the map. That's literally it.

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Well, that IS dumb

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Not only that, but Americans think their own county seat is world famous.
They say Americans learn geography by invading other countries. But they don't learn much else.

She looks better with fair skin

youre so jealous of Americans.

But the best ones are joint anglo efforts like Haskell.

Because America has true freedom, thats why all innovation is so common here.
Every other country is a communist shithole where people are too busy starving and mining coal for their opressive dictators.

rest of the dindus busy making out with each other

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haskell
ocaml

America is a land of pioneers. Making a new programming language isn't very risky compared to what their ancestors faced.

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python was made in the netherlands I think

I think, the US has a really large spread from trailer park trash to MIT tier people. Europeans might on average be better educated, but only the top 0.001% contribute to technology in a way that's discussed here.

>be american company that gives jewish amount of money to european researchers
>made in america
that's it, it was made in US, it was not made by US

>what is Python

Okay, so original cheeseburger is just insecure about his bumbling country?

Programming languages?
Java - Canada
C++ - Danish
Python - Netherland
....
CS inventions?
Current computers - Von Neumann Machine made by an Hungarian in the U.S.
Alan Turing - English - Worth quote him
Linux - Made in Finland
Bluetooth - Swedish Invention
Minix (Most used OS today thanks to intel) - Netherland
....

Ikr if germans were the first to make a programming language there would only be one standardized and efficient language today.
Die elektronische Reichssprache.

Americans are just too stupid.

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Anyone denying this is delusional.

That's because their Jewish overlords come up with the good stuff.

They were. They did it much earlier than Fortran, the "first" high level programming language.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plankalkül

>because america was the best country on earth
ftfy

>>php
>Canada
fuck

America is a nation of immigrants. Lots of euros/russians moved to the US of A and invented junk. Programming language inventions were mix of immigrants/1st gen americans.

let's see von nueman the man who implemented most the original computers and literally had an architecture named after him was a hungarian jew. by all accounts brilliant just sheer genius unrivaled even be the most brilliant.

Why wasn't Linux made by an American college student?

Because americunts have nothing else

all shit languages

>the exception proves the rule
>literally listing US inventions
yikes

That's like 10 languages? Plus they invented 'the world of internet and tech' as well so... Yeah. No worries, just workings of the world;)