If you could download physical things

tonnes of gold bars

I would download prime Gianna

An M4A1, I just like shooty things

a loli wife

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Physical copies of books. I find reading from a screen very inconvenient and not comfy at all.

kek

There are e-books.
Or are you actually just in for the SMELL of books?

I like something heavy between my knees while reading.

It's natural if you don't have a nice long dick hanging there

You two need to download some buttplugs and shut your damn asses up

A cartoon pony mare to have sex with

I would download the entire population of china
just for a laugh

a quantum computer, an entire data center in my backyard so i can have 10tb+ internet speed and obviously

vagina

bitcoins

that user literally wants to see the world burn

a girlfriend

Wtf, just be a man and score some. Nothing ever happens if you don't put some effort into it.

A videocard capable of DirectX12/Vulkan

I can get a girlfriend IRL, so I would download cute anime trap boy.

>just bee yourself!

gold bars, a pet lizard (pic related) or a car

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copious amount of drugs

Those people don't know how to "be a man".
People that the parents never attempted to teach any social skills and now wonder why they have a 30 year old fat man living in the basement.

>BRRRRAAAAAAAAP

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omnipotence

a girlfriend (male)

Cheese pizza

FPBP
Was hoping this was the first reply

I'd download cdr, maybe cons itself

A gf.

A life

a floppy disk

I've got my CBT in two weeks so
>Honda CBR250
>Matte white helmet
>Textile jacket
>Textile trousers
>Gauntlets
>Boots

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a wife

You men are pathetic and disgust me. Yuck!

When the puberty finally do a favor for you and grow your tits, you will calm down.

My tits are big already, thank you for your concern.

My waifu.
Also bunch of loli succubus.

if i can make 2d real, a futa gf

otherwise, i dunno. can't think of anything i really need

A boyfriend (I'm a guy the way)

oh yes...

>bitcoins
kek. underrated.

A boyfriend. I'm a closet.

>My tits are big already thank you

Same goes for everything else on you you fat cow lose some weight tubby tina

implying they are 'men' lmao

i weigh 52 kg and i'm 1,75m tall. just my tits happen to be really big :3

what you have are moobs, not boobs

idk, incel. i just have big breasts ;)

cock and ball torture ?

Please, pls, pls, pls, pls, b my gf.

I don't date anonymous :(

immovable rock

a trad wife.

Satoshi’s development desktop with unencrypted wallet
An amd ebin 32 core 8x 2080ti

anime gf

:^(

what if i don't want to just "score" what if i am looking for a meaningful relationship?

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more ram

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I'm an introvert.

poast tits

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From Ukraine, with love

wait, are you Yuliya? long time no see mate.

Yes! :3

Post bepnis

don't insult her, she is an oldfa/g/

based

can we be friends?

Looks like you're the newfag

legitimately happy this was the first reply

>implying being an introvert = automatically no GF ever
you just don't know how to win

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I don't know what to say.

a horse

A nuke. Followed by the detonator.

Don't be so greedy, user-kun. Download an atom.

I'd download a horse
>doubles as a car
>doubles as a girlfriend

Try battery acid

I've had plenty of relationships, all that I ended myself. Plenty of jobs, all that I quit myself.
I just prefer living alone in the basement of the three storey house my parents own and living off the money my dad gives me and what I make with the things I love, I rarely get laid since fapping is quicker and I can just focus on the things I like. I am almost 30 though.

A floppy. Second thing, a copy of that floppy.

>I can just focus on the things I like
Shitposting on 4 chan, what a life!