Wake up

>wake up
>look down
>see this, wat do?

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business as usual

show my mom

A piercing! How did that happen?!

>waking up

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Fuck everyone for anything that I can. I'd travel the world banging Jow Forums incels in ways so dirty they can't even begin to imagine.
I'd be the tan military dommy mommy from hell ready to smash your balls and cuddle you during breakfast the next day telling you you're a handsome boi.

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>Be a whore
>Earn 300$ a day

Win

make breakfast. take the dog for a walk. get pissed at how long fapping takes now.

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Become Chen - get long hair, file my nails to sharp points, get somewhat fit, get a dark look going, and then prey on incels.

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kms
but unironically

this

id be so happy id cry

find another girl and finally get raped with lesbian sex

id be so happy i can be a mommy now

I'd be somewhat happy.

>bad things received

>pain from period
>brain shrinkage (literally)
>muscle shrinkage
>hormone shit that involves period and the otherwise
>miscellaneous management like tampons, washing pussy often (more often than dick), shaving half of the body, etc

>good things received

>privileges, especially if white and pretty
>sex whenever with whoever
>can earn money with 0 qualification and brain via
>- selling nudes
>- streaming on twitch just existing on cam
>- streaming your masturbation sessions
>- getting a sugar daddy
>- getting a husband
>- having sex for money

This can't be a bad exchange, ever.

become a hero to the feminist community and use the money i get from conferences to donate to women's support groups around the world, then get a sex change operation to become a man

I'd be fucking pissed.
>no longer have the opportunity of becoming a cute or handsome gay
>have periods
>have a biological clock
>have no more muscle
>have stinky slimy vagina
>have to buy bras
>age less gracefully
>no more pleasure from anal
>have to deal with shitty 6 inch deep vagina
>have to worry about other weird vagina issues
>can't ever be dominant
>risk pregnancy from sex
>have to be friends with girls
>suck at FPS games
I can't see an upside, I mean I'd own the hell out of it, but sexually and socially it's a downgrade. I guess I'd be kinda happy to be able to wear cuter clothes.

eh
you can still wear cute clothes as a guy, it just takes a little extra effort and planning

kms

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waking up
breaking out
this is whay it’s like to be free

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Find a rich beta, pretend I love him (lol) and never work again

Depends on how good I look like a girl

ex ex circle triangle r right start

Masturbate a lot
Maybe become a camwhore for money
Buy nice clothes
Get a job in programming because affirmative action

camwhore until the gender morph potion wears off
deposit money into bank account

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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>wearing skirts

Hold your tongue, wastrel.

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I'd find a rich guy and make as many kids as womanly possible.