ITT: you have to learn the programming language below your post

Finding a suitable human mate to procreate with

Fortran

XSLT

Ada

Object Pascal

fetlang
github.com/fetlang/fetlang

not joking, is there a nice guide (or just a language) to learn to program/code that has Jow Forumss stamp of approval? need to get myself out of the gutter. javascript, ruby? scala?

Python.

ArnoldC

YDKJS

g only aproves c and c++, serious.
if are on g long time you know all these threads like.
what is the best language and why is "X"
or
the only language you will even need is "X"
well i already did these threads where X was c and c++ and these had barely any backlash, comparing with any other language who has always over 100 replies saying why x is shit
just try it yourself and you will see
if you create a tread for each language and go for the one with least backlash it will be c and c++

>YDKJS
thank you, everybody else thanks so much as well.

person above me should obviously learn INTERCAL

The only language Jow Forums approves of is C

BBC BASIC

visual basic

Assembly

Holy C

Malbolge

Emojicode

punch cards

V

Guile Scheme

swahili

malbolge

6502 Assembly

Roblox Lua

Gmod Lua

Dart

Typescript

ActionScript

Joke's on you, I already know that.

Nice meme, also deprecated

What language is that

Elixir

Objective-C.

off i go to steal money from kids
thanks user

shakespeare programming language

VBSCRIPT

Racket

D

Shaders lamguage

Haskell

GLSL or HLSL, you dumb faggot

OCaml

befunge

C++20
Good luck

PILOT

You’re welcome.

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APL

HASKELL

Erlang

VHDL

Thanks for ruing the thread

Emojiscript github.com/jlongster/emojiscript

Java

what is this nonsense

this arouses my inner bisexual weeaboo

A+

TI BASIC

J

Spanish

FOCAL-69

C or C++ in that order

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Forth

ILE RPG

Common Lisp

PHP

Pls be something useful to getting a job

Clojure

LLVM IR

8086 assembly

Haskell

Rust

Whitespace

Fortran, C++17 and Common Lisp

Not that hard tbqh if you aren't a sperg

brainfuck

PostScript

Based.
Cringe.

Racket

I'll make a programming language called Based Cringe.

Emacs Lisp

DOS

Holy C

malbolge

Julia

C++ but compile-time constructs only

Kotlin

rust

Hoon (bonus-Nock)

X86 Machine Language

Go

Awk