Is there any technology to make summer less shit?? I HATE THIS FUCKING HEAT I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP

kek.
>doesn't understand places with 90% humidity

Double down and crank your heater up to 100F. If its going to be hot, its going to be on your terms!

>Doesn't understand that 90% humidity is not nearly as widespread as high temperatures are so expecting someone to presuppose high humidity is illogical.

>doesn’t understand I’d rather not be perspiring in the first place

Mutually assured destruction. I like it!

Based post

>Weak humans. Soon my water-breathing race will flood your cities, pillage your shampagne reserves and have our way with your women.

Soon!

go back to you know where

AC

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Remove that stick shoved up your ass first, homo

Back to the bed yo' mum and sister (the one you don't know about) are sleeping in.
Good luck with whatever jerking off you're doing.

>HEY CUNT, WELCOME TO AUSTRAALIA

how do you know champagne ends with "gne" but not know it starts with a "c"?
a "c" pronounces like an "s" is much more common than that silent "g"

Fucking frog language

lol if OP was serious he wouldn't be bitching about it here

bait/10

not sure what that refers to

It's a french word

in my native one it's an "s" but as there's some lingering french from studies it all eventualized into a mess of linguistic b/s :)

Here is quite comfy in Himalayas

Oh did you hear that the living Dalai Lama hopes to be a hot chick in the next life?
Not that I'm faulting him. Far from it :)

I remember the japs coming up with some sort of clothing line that's designed to be able to cool you down or something. Forgot the name, though.

dialate

"If a female Dalai Lama comes, she should be more attractive," the 14th Dalai Lama told reporter Rajini Vaidyanathan. If not, "people, I think prefer, not see her, that face."

Source:
cbsnews.com/news/dalai-lama-insists-his-female-successor-should-have-an-attractive-face/

As a huge metal fan I do not have this problem

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>not wanting an ugly broad as the next Dalai Lama
based

ya, a gun so you can shoot large, aggressive rodents. Oh wait.

We can start by publicly executing every conservashit science denier

> t. Wants free healthcare but hasn't even solved distributing clean drinking water
But muh science

See, there's a problem there.
Akin to seeking unbelievers.
With a gun to the head nearly any sane person will lie.
Of course their public record of votes and financial "Assistance" by special interests would confirm what the inquisition is looking for.

But they can easily insist that they don't just represent their own opinion. So then the inquisition will have to go around executing a whooooooole lot of people. Many of them even being apolitical.
Overall, mass murder aking to Pol Pot seems like an interesting idea on paper, at the spur of the moment - but it gets bloody and messy real real fast.

What's it's fucking problem?

wet body towel use as blanket + fan

> blow hot and cold air
a girl ?

> he's such a retard he confuses champagne and shampoo
remind me not to eat at your place

shampoo is just indian champagne. prove me wrong.

Sounds like a Uniqlo line I can't remember the name of.

Yes it’s called Radeon Chill

Bunker

Fucking Australia, holy shit

Just wet your shirt before you even start perspiring.

yes there is

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This motherfucker makes me freeze in 39 degrees centigrade.

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literally and figuratively why
they are noisy as fuck

>heats up your room

Kangaroos are assholes.

>fuck off cunt, we're full

Are you a faggot? It's white noise, humming along at low frequency. Yes, objectively, they are loud but they are hardly a nuisance. My area has outdoor temperatures up to 39 degrees and I'm a mountain nigger; it manages to keep even me cool so it's very well worth it.

>hot environment
close window during the day, use blinds to keep sunlight out
>hot environment, low humidity
add ventilation
>hot environment, high humidity
add ventilation and dehumidifier

or just AC

get an air conditioner dude
it's like $100 tops

>it's like $100 tops
$100?? I will take 50 then

Move to the Arctic. The average summer temp is like +10 here.

btw, window units are objectively more efficient
but one of the portable units are fine too if your window won't fit a window unit

unironically this
now I just need to find a way to fix my hayfever

>American: High Velocity Pedestal Drum Air Circulator
>Every other language: Fan With Stand

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>live in temperate rain forest
>7am
>85F
>95% humidity
>silent hill type fog
>95F 80% humidity in the house because I didn't turn the fan on in the window all night
>just ate a big bowl of hot soup
>drinking a 2-cup mug of coffee hot enough to burn my lips if I don't sip it correctly
>sheen of sweat on skin
>clothing is 100% soaked with sweat
>99F 80% humidity with low of 85F and full sun forecast for the day
>don'tgiveafuck.webm

Embrace the heat.

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Learn some English, Brayan Santiago De La Virgen De Guadalupe Y Todos Los Santos

What? I've never actually heard a foreign language in person in my life. EoP all the way, kid. Eat your beans.

So that's how Australians greet each other

old meme but good meme

>proud of being an EOP
>in any year
americans, everyone!

Maybe if you pointed some of your fans towards YOURSELF instead of your PC you fkn nerd

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hide in it's pouch

>This is our monument, AWOOGA!!!

Take a plane to Iceland.

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What a fucking retard.

can vouch, when you get off the plane it's like walking into a refrigerator

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beautiful

Move further north.

Unless you're a city-dwelling cunt since birth who has never really been outside the city, in that case we don't want your gay ass.

>℉
not sure if this infographic is remotely accurate
am too tired to do research now

Why not? He went the full circle, probably many times.

He knows that there is no big difference. All life is the same. At least here people think this way.

>executing every conservashit science denier
start with yourself

>Lowest tech: Air conditioning
>Low tech: Fan
>Mid tech: A house with thick walls and good insulation that doesn't heat up as much during the day
>High tech: A mattress into your basement
>Highest tech: A bowl of water and a rag

all but the lowest tech won't save you in this heat you fucking northern farie

Fuck off with your cancer.
At this point man-made climate change is proven beyond a doubt and you would know that if you didn't live in your right-wing American bubble.

While on topic, what's the best air conditioner? Please respond

Do dehumidifiers actually work?

lately my ac has been producing very apparent sounds of water sloshing around every time the fan spins up, what's up with that?

AC works by dehumidifying the air. That's why it's so good at clearing a foggy car windscreen even when it's cold out.

Where the fuck do you live?

>2019
>colder

great graph lmao

a pool

wrap a wet towel on your head

>tfw comfy in Patagonia
Fuck heat

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>Supernatural Air Circulation
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT SCOOB

>that chart
lmao kill yourself

I can't play games that have any demand on my GPU. My PC would literally burn out in this heat and it's maxed out with fans.

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Imagine being this infantile.

where in the patagonia are you?, coyhaique here.

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San Martin de los Andes :3

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White men doesn't inhabit in such places.