Hey guys what's up a car just crashed outside my house

Hey guys what's up a car just crashed outside my house

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Was it loud?

Yeah I was blasting music on my headphones and still heard it, this happens like every 2 months so I'm used to it

No wonder, that American in the stripped shirt was probably driving on the wrong side of the road.

What is this fat thing, haha

No that's just my ugly neighbour and her ugly husband

Fucking hell,
bad stretch of road or something?

Yeah it's a really busy junction

The cavalry have arrived

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Why would you wear horizontal stripes if you're basically a sphere?

>crashing down the road from a hospital

lucky bastards, if they fell out of a plane they'd probably go up

Wait, where are all the Pakis?

I don't live in a Paki area

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It's nice that they'll have something to talk about at christmas

They can have a nice chat with the insurance company if nothing else

So they aren't properly integrating them?

Tfw you just crashed your car

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Loot the site

so u got an emergency department right next to crash junction?
pretty handy

I don't think broken glass is worth much

Yeah basically the hospital is about 200m away

Right in the middle of the FUCKIN' road?

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Away it goes

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i learnt from my time on reddit some things cannot even be forgiven by a pleb, like an ifunny watermark

wtf you live in a tree?

Yeah I'm a monkey

Looks like someone clocked their head on the windshield from no seatbelt.

Holy kek, I'm from Willenhall.

Greetings from Wolves

people put ifunny watermarks on shit as a (9)gag because it annoys newfrens like you

U know any good dealers?

Well?!

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No I don't do drugs

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I rarely do it but once in a while I do with my boys