Startpage or DuckDuckGo?

Well? Which one won't fuck my wife in front of my kids?

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What's up with all these redditors who come here and openly talk about their cuckold fetish? I thought this website was for alpha males.

cringe

Google, unless ur wife just as autistic as you are

is that the vampire buffy actor?

startpage, cuck

You don't have a wife or kids

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startpage

Why Startpage and not Duckduckgo?

startpage for usual staff, google for hard to find

DuckDuckGo, because Cuckpage is still using Google

startpage pulls from googles algo
duckduckgo is like web 1.0

you can make it work but it's sometimes an uphill battle.

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The only decent search engine out there is Teoma.

>plebbitor pretends to be an oldfag
KYS

> not wanting a search engine to fuck your wife's daughter
Why even live, Jow Forumsirls?

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no, it's julia roberts' niece

Host your own crawlers + search engine. It is the only way to avoid 'the man' spying on you and directly feeds into the level of autism required to be a true Jow Forumsaylord.

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I search the internet on my own.

Since both ddg and startpage make the same promises about private search, just set you're default search to ddg and use the startpage bang.
Then hope at least one of them is telling the truth.
>I bet right now your wishing you could be as smart as me.

I search your mom.

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Depends what you care about. I don't know which is better for privacy but since StartPage uses Google in the background it will have the same bias, censorship and manipulation as Google. So DDG is probably better if you want to avoid the Google agenda corrupting your searches.

Where does DDG get its results from? If they aren't crawling the net then I'm pretty sure they still use Google/Yandex/Bing/Yahoo whatever as source material. So it's still the same shit as every other botnet search engine.

>because i just got a look at you's ugly asses

Is this the original image or is it the Elliot version?

yandex
the russians have the decency to send the kids to the other room before cucking you