Why don't you work a blue collar job like a real man?

why don't you work a blue collar job like a real man?

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They would get bullied at a real job

Someone needs to make those blueprints so you could play with mud

I'm in a wheelchair you fucking asshole

get back to work

do you think that all those code monkeys aren't blue collar workers just because doesn't have their hands dirty?

Because there are none, and "being manly" was only ever a consolation prize for poverty, ruined joints and back, and the constant risk of being maimed.

don't you have some life threatening accidents to be avoiding

I don't care about being a "real man"

I do
this
do you at least have a job?
basedboys

the only difference between a blue collar job and a white collar job is if you wash your hands before or after you go pee

and the money too I guess

I'm a researcher, I sit in a comfortable chair, fuck around on Google and occasionally conflate a bunch of crap other people wrote into a simple format for idiots to read.
I mean, sure lifting steel sounds fun and all but I have a pretty good gig going on here.

I wish I could, but I’m slowly dying from heart disease.

Because I don't need to

I'm not a real man. pretty simple.

I have low testosterone.

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>Mike Rowe
>blue collar

Because I'm not paying taxes to support diabetic boomers on (((social security))) and niggers on food stamps

i don't want my body to be completely destroyed by age 40

Blue collar work requires that you be mobile with a car. Half these Jow Forumsuys barely have a license.

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most of my strength is contained from the waist down

based soccer

>i-i cant lift a hammer
>all the back breaking work of typing on muh keyboard
holy shit actually off yourself. You faggots wouldn't last a day at a real job site. You probably couldn't life a hammer too. Even me, a cuteboi who likes to wear girly clothes, stockings, cute panties, size A bras and frilly skirts can still pick up a tool belt along with a flannel and go chop wood.
Grow up, jesus christ.

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USA vs Curacao yeet

Because I'm not an idiot.

All the blue collar jobs are done by immigrants where I live so I would have to get used to working with Mexicans, chinks and Caribbean negros.

>Posts a literal Ivory Tower faggot who didn't work any blue collar job seriously.
> "bluecollarguy.jpg"


Because I don't buy the bait from richfag celebrities that would be put against the wall in any normal society instead of acting like they are THE SHIT because their face brought them millions.

Aren't the people making those blueprints also considered blue collar since they just take directions from Engineers?

I'm a machinist. That makes me blue collar I think but I just wear whatever I want.

Jobs are not technology.

I do and I hate it.
Nobody respects you and you have zero upward mobility.

>"being manly" was only ever a consolation prize for poverty, ruined joints and back, and the constant risk of being maimed.

he's right though

you have no upward mobility in tech either

So you go home from your "real man job" and then play dressup and pretend you're a girl while jerking off?
You're literally a closet tranny.

>You're literally a closet tranny.
nope im just cute
most trannies are disgusting and not passable

Mike Rowe is an asset to the CIA. Honest work keeps you toiling.

Explain the difference between you and a tranny.
At least the tranny doesn't deny that they wished they were born female.

Enjoy being a real man then. Nobody gives a shit anymore.

the same reason you shitpost on Jow Forums for weeks

i dont want to be a girl i just want a man to hold me in his arms and love me. Hold me tightly and let me cry, Someone to cuddle with at night as he tells me how much he loves me and how he will always protect me. someone i can tell all of my flaws to. someone who will make me feel special.

I dunno, I don't really feel like getting paid the same for more work and the possibility of dying
>>>>>>>>real man

webshit is blue collar. so is Java coding

I do lawn care stuff during the day so I'm outside in the sunshine getting exercise, which is pretty healthy. Then I come hope and play WoW, watch porn and masturbate all night which is less healthy.

Life is about balance

Why is coding not blue collar?
It's literally computer janitor work, you shit out code to meet requirements and follow designs written by people paid more than you, you never get any input in software architecture decisions.
If you only do as you're told and don't manage others, your job is blue collar.

Based OP.
Trying to get the inverse of "learn to kode" shit popular.
Why?
So that it cancels out and developer jobs keep the same salary instead of turning into a code monkey field

ur not a man until you have to clean up pic related

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How?

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with a drinking straw

Daily reminder that Mike Rowe has never worked an honest day's work in his life and is an opera singer

Because I used to and now that I'm in tech I get more puss puss.

No how the fuck did that happen in the first place